The guy below me...

  • art_smass

    Posts: 960

    Apr 04, 2008 11:25 PM GMT
    Here's a fun game I stole from the forums on another site. I post something snarky about the guy below me. He replies with a smart-assed remark, then leaves a new comment about the guy below him.

    Here's an example. I post:

    The guy below me throws like a girl.

    Then someone replies to that post and issues a new challenge:

    Don't underestimate me. I throw like a woman.

    The guy below me owns more sparkly tank-tops than Richard Simmons.
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    Apr 05, 2008 1:38 AM GMT
    Ugh, it's true, but they totally accent my armpit hair the way I like it.

    The guy below me is a total douchebag.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 05, 2008 1:43 AM GMT
    Accepted

    The guy below me has incredibly stinky feet.
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    Apr 05, 2008 1:48 AM GMT
    But I just finished my first marathon!

    The guy below me is right where he should be.
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    Apr 05, 2008 1:49 AM GMT
    well, I hope this isn't where I stay!

    The guy below me can't sing or carry a note in a bucket!
  • justjk

    Posts: 302

    Apr 05, 2008 1:51 AM GMT
    My bucket has a hole in it! Who are you to judge me???!!!!

    The guy below me wears bunny slippers to check the mail!
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    Apr 05, 2008 1:58 AM GMT
    They go beautifully with my marabou peignoir!

    The guy below me went to school on the short bus.
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    Apr 05, 2008 2:04 AM GMT
    Public schools cannot afford the whole bus, so sue me.

    The guy below me fantasizes about...GIRLS!! GROSS!
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    Apr 05, 2008 2:06 AM GMT
    maybe you are talking about the guy below me
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    Apr 05, 2008 2:20 AM GMT
    No. She's been fantasizing about me since our drunken make-out session.

    The guy below me took his last date to the Olive Garden.
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    Apr 05, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
    aww .. this is the one I should have posted on .. I love the olive garden.

    The guy below me took his last date to the No Tell Motel across from the lamp post he works at. (uhh .. there were no bread sticks there guy below me ..)
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    Apr 05, 2008 2:24 AM GMT
    Unlimited breadsticks and salad...who wouldnt go there!

    The guy below me likes to jack off while watching Al Bundy on Married with Children!
  • geebus

    Posts: 216

    Apr 05, 2008 2:31 AM GMT
    hey! we all have our fetishes! icon_wink.gif

    The guy below me squeals like teenage girl when he does squats
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    Apr 05, 2008 3:07 AM GMT
    Dammit...I knew that was you in the corner giggling!!!! What can I say, I had to take a dump that day! Why don't you try doing squats when you have to take a shit!

    The guy below me likes to streak with old ladies in retirement communities
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 05, 2008 3:07 AM GMT
    How did you know?

    The guy below me wears hot pink nail polish on his toes.
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    Apr 05, 2008 3:08 AM GMT
    ShawnTO saidHow did you know?

    The guy below me wears hot pink nail polish on his toes.


    OMG! are u spying on me?


    the guy below me hasnt showered in two days
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 05, 2008 3:12 AM GMT
    I thought you liked me dirty.

    The guy below me pretends to be a drag queen in front of the bathroom mirror.
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    Apr 05, 2008 3:18 AM GMT
    *blush* its just something that amplifies my feminine side

    the guy below me squints everytime he farts *GASP* (ew, seriously, ew)
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    Apr 05, 2008 3:44 AM GMT
    Its because I have IBS-I have to concentrate to make sure it IS really a fart and not something else....


    The guy below me sings "I'm too sexy" to himself whilst in the shower.
  • geebus

    Posts: 216

    Apr 05, 2008 3:49 AM GMT
    I think my neighbours NEED to know that I'm too sexy for my shirt...

    The guy below me drinks that caramel chai at starbucks *look of digust!*
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    Apr 05, 2008 3:55 AM GMT
    ... icon_eek.gif ... Ich bin unschuldig! Du kannst mir nichts beweisen! Ich verweigere ALLES!!!

    The guy below me will explain it to the guy above me.
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 05, 2008 4:05 AM GMT
    He's insulted, he protests.
    ???

    shrugs

    Wen kümmert es? Caslon ist scharf!
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    The guy below me has a fake profile. He's actually a woman.


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    Apr 05, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
    ShawnTO saidHe's insulted, he protests.
    ???

    shrugs

    Wen kümmert es? Caslon ist scharf!
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    The guy below me has a fake profile. He's actually a woman.




    Well, not sure about Caslon being sharp but he's NOT innocent either....

    and I'm hardly a woman... I don't have any purses that match my shoes!!

    The guy below me loves to have fun!!
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    Apr 05, 2008 4:12 AM GMT
    HELLS YEAH!!!

    The guy below me has no belly button icon_eek.gif
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    Apr 05, 2008 4:13 AM GMT
    So? I'm a clone...

    the guy below me smells like BLEU CHEESE