Kitteh wuz stroling duwn beach side one night. the kitteh was sad cuz the kitteh he loved didnt love him back...what was kitteh to do, he was tried of random hookups. So kitteh watch beeg night sky for a shooting LOLstar.
Shooting LOLstar never cum, kitteh dycide to go read LOLBible. "In da startz, waz de Meow..." Buh zen a LOLastroid cum from sky! Kitteh jumps up an ran fast to mek de wish wid de LOLaztroid! Kitteh wish'd he haz a kitteh to luv! 'N' sun 'nuf a LOLkitteh paszd bi, but it waz a guy kitteh like Kitteh!
An da guy kitteh say, Whats hangin der Kitteh?
Den kitteh saying "just makun wish on LOLaztroid and prayen fur ceiling lolcat"
Den otur kitteh sez, es fate, I wuz jes wshing fur ta met otur kitteh lek u
Orygnel Kitteh nut know wut to do! Kitteh saying "but i don know u! how u sayz iz fate?"
Other kitteh sayz, "SRSLY, IZ FATE. U R CUTE. CEILING CAT ANSWERZ MAI PRAYERS"
Orygnel kitteh den sayz "U IZ RELY PRAY FUR CEILING CAT! IZ FATE! IZ FATE! u want go get sum tuna n catnip?"
Other kitteh tek orygnel kittehz paws wid a wenk "Call me Puzzeh, Kitteh. I knowz dis alley... c'mon"
Kitteh took Puzzeh's paw, n wulked away wid him. Kittedh thot to emself dat he shudn be wid Puzzeh. Puzzeh cum frum alley, kitteh cum frum wealty LOLcat family...
Y,ill Kitteh ws thinkin bout bein wealty, Pusseh ws thinkin bout how nice ws Kitteh's coat an Pusseh ws thinkin bout takin Kitteh to da alley club named Cats wherd all da Cats plaid jazz.
Kitteh n Pusseh went to jaz club n der kitteh sees hiz ex, Puppeh. Kitteh dnt wunt Pusseh to fit wid Puppeh
2 latez! Puppeh saw Kitteh an yellered: "Hey, Kitteh, dat u new yarnball?"
Kitteh got so furius! he sayd "shuting up Puppeh! go suk on a bown! ceiling LOLcat is watshin!"
Puppeh den gotz madd an' rush'd 2 da Kittehs!
B4 uz nos it, da jaz club ws full a doz hierbalz, but Kitteh n Pusseh excapdt 2 da alley