the roommate chronicles

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    May 01, 2011 4:47 AM GMT
    anyone ever have a psycho roomie? I had one that used to wear my underwear.

    (I caught him one day)


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    May 01, 2011 5:00 AM GMT
    My roommate was my best straight friend, but he moved in with his girlfriend and now I'm getting a new roommate. I'll keep you updated if I have any horror stories, though I have a feeling he'll be more normal than me. I'm used to walking around in my undies now so it'll be frustrating having to wear clothes every time I leave my room haha.
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    May 01, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    My first roommate in college: Let's see. . . He made me think everyone from California was stupid. I later found out it was just him.

    He would use my computer to watch porn. I walked in on it a couple times and found pubic hair of his on my keyboard.

    SOOOO....

    I finally made a desktop background for him,
    DO NOT MASTURBATE HERE


    I don't think he every did again after that, but all of his girlfriends looked like the type of girls to have pimples on their inner thighs.
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    May 01, 2011 5:09 AM GMT
    deltalimen saidI don't think he every did again after that, but all of his girlfriends looked like the type of girls to have pimples on their inner thighs.
    Ew, what? LOL
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    May 05, 2011 2:30 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    deltalimen saidI don't think he every did again after that, but all of his girlfriends looked like the type of girls to have pimples on their inner thighs.
    Ew, what? LOL


    I never wore pants either, my last roomie would yell when he came in if his GF was with him so I could thro shorts on
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    May 05, 2011 2:47 AM GMT
    I had a roommate last year that was weird as shit. We found a tape recorder in his room and my other roommate listened to it and it was a recording of us talking in the living room. He recorded us while he was gone to see if we talked shit about him.

    Oh and the weirdest part. Most mornings I would wake up but just lay in bed with my computer and my light still off for a bit before I went out into the kitchen. Well several times I would hear him walk out of his room and slowly turn my door nob to see if my door was locked and when he realized I had the deadbolt locked (we had deadbolts on our bedroom doors) he would slowly turn it back and sneak away from my door. WTF WAS THAT?! Who knows what he would do to me when I was sleeping if my door was unlocked!
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    May 05, 2011 2:57 AM GMT
    deltalimen saidMy first roommate in college: Let's see. . . He made me think everyone from California was stupid. I later found out it was just him.

    He would use my computer to watch porn. I walked in on it a couple times and found pubic hair of his on my keyboard.



    Wait...wouldn't that mean he'd hover over the computer with his junk above the keyboard then...with the monitor way below his eyesight?
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    May 05, 2011 3:00 AM GMT
    My first roommate in college was the worst by far.

    Walked in on him masturbating multiple times...I mean seriously man, we both knocked and waited before entering the room.

    After the 4 - 5th time I finally was able to move out.
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    May 05, 2011 4:05 AM GMT
    Hatter saidMy first roommate in college was the worst by far.

    Walked in on him masturbating multiple times...I mean seriously man, we both knocked and waited before entering the room.

    After the 4 - 5th time I finally was able to move out.


    How rude, you never once offered to lend him a hand.

    My last roommate committed a violent rape (not the "did no really mean yes" kind, but rather the bloody kind) in our apartment. And he ate my Twizzlers but never replaced them. Asshole.
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    May 05, 2011 4:13 AM GMT
    spaghettimonster said he ate my Twizzlers but never replaced them


    Disgusting fucker
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    May 05, 2011 4:14 AM GMT
    KSUOWL saidI had a roommate last year that was weird as shit. We found a tape recorder in his room and my other roommate listened to it and it was a recording of us talking in the living room. He recorded us while he was gone to see if we talked shit about him.

    Oh and the weirdest part. Most mornings I would wake up but just lay in bed with my computer and my light still off for a bit before I went out into the kitchen. Well several times I would hear him walk out of his room and slowly turn my door nob to see if my door was locked and when he realized I had the deadbolt locked (we had deadbolts on our bedroom doors) he would slowly turn it back and sneak away from my door. WTF WAS THAT?! Who knows what he would do to me when I was sleeping if my door was unlocked!


    Ummmm the fact that he used to check to see if your door was open freaks me out.....I imagine he had a knife and was planning on stabbing you in your sleep like a scary movie......thank god you kept the door locked.
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    May 05, 2011 8:19 AM GMT
    I haven't had any crazy shit from roommates. I almost did end up having a creepy roommate but luckily something happened and before he moved in we had a difference and argued and decided we were not going to be good together so, he didn't move in and i save myself from a very bad decision. Oh Gosh!
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    May 05, 2011 9:05 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]canuckguy19 said[/cite]anyone ever have a psycho roomie? I had one that used to wear my underwear.

    (I caught him one day)

    that's kind of hot
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    May 05, 2011 9:15 AM GMT
    My ex roommate (and ex bf) was so jelaous of my cat that he actually bought a fuckin' mouse (like his pet). He knew, of course, that mice creeps me out....so, one day, when he was out, i released that disgusting creature from the cage....and my cat did the rest of the job.icon_twisted.gifKhm, wait....maybe I am the bad roommate here?icon_eek.gif
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    May 05, 2011 9:35 AM GMT
    I had a crazy roommate last year, one bizarre dude. After being cursed at once, I pretty much decided that would nOt get better. Prior to my departure, I found a pill box in my door jam of my room. I looked the pills up only to find that they were all bipolar meds. Thank god that situation was short lived!!!!
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    May 05, 2011 10:46 AM GMT
    I had a roomate named Raj my sophomore year of college. He would get black out drunk and turn into some sort of wild creature. I once found him butt naked and facedown lying in a pile of meatloaf and maccaroni on my kitchen floor. He had written "FUCK U" on the wall with mustard too.

    One night he came into my room in a drunken rage about some girl,and knocked all of my things, including my laptop off my desk. The screen broke, and I pushed him really hard out of my room and into the hallway. He tried to come at me and I punched him in the face and slammed and locked my door. I heard him crying and then he went away for a while. He came back and asked me to please open the door because he was sorry he was too drunk and wanted to apologize. I opened the door and he tried to stab me in the face with a fully extended box cutter. I put up my hand and the blade snapped off in my palm and tore down towards my wrist. I was bleeding all over my room and he got scared and ran away. Somehow his family got him back to Canada, and then to India before anyone could find him and punish him. His mother contacted me and told me she was sorry and that he was being punished by his family instead of law enforcement.

    I had to get 14 stitches, but they have healed nicely. I have an interesting scar that looks like a moon on my right palm now.
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    May 05, 2011 11:03 AM GMT
    Some of these posts make me want to get a roommate. Only lived with others a couple of times and a very long time ago...
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    May 05, 2011 12:06 PM GMT
    yourname2000 saidMeh. I've only seen your face once and I already want to play with your underwear.


    and if you have a pair you can spare, YN2K . . .well, let's just say I can put 'em to good use
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    May 05, 2011 12:10 PM GMT
    Ariodante said<

    Wait...wouldn't that mean he'd hover over the computer with his junk above the keyboard then...with the monitor way below his eyesight?


    See? That's one reason I don't like internet sex.



    Besides, the keyboard leaves impressions on my knees!icon_cry.gif
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    May 05, 2011 1:02 PM GMT
    bpguru saidHis mother contacted me and told me she was sorry and that he was being punished by his family instead of law enforcement



    The poor fucker, he probably got a sound beating. icon_lol.gif

    I'm glad you're alright though.
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    May 05, 2011 1:05 PM GMT
    deltalimen saidMy first roommate in college: Let's see. . . He made me think everyone from California was stupid. I later found out it was just him.

    He would use my computer to watch porn. I walked in on it a couple times and found pubic hair of his on my keyboard.

    SOOOO....

    I finally made a desktop background for him,
    DO NOT MASTURBATE HERE


    I don't think he every did again after that, but all of his girlfriends looked like the type of girls to have pimples on their inner thighs.



    LMAO!!!
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    May 05, 2011 1:08 PM GMT
    Well, I've never had any horror stories; although, my past roommates were all whores except the last one(straight) which is sad since it gives gay guys a bad name.

    How would you feel constantly running into strangers(different every time) in the middle of the night on your way to the bathroom? O_O
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    May 05, 2011 1:11 PM GMT
    bpguru saidI had a roomate named Raj my sophomore year of college. He would get black out drunk and turn into some sort of wild creature. I once found him butt naked and facedown lying in a pile of meatloaf and maccaroni on my kitchen floor. He had written "FUCK U" on the wall with mustard too.

    One night he came into my room in a drunken rage about some girl,and knocked all of my things, including my laptop off my desk. The screen broke, and I pushed him really hard out of my room and into the hallway. He tried to come at me and I punched him in the face and slammed and locked my door. I heard him crying and then he went away for a while. He came back and asked me to please open the door because he was sorry he was too drunk and wanted to apologize. I opened the door and he tried to stab me in the face with a fully extended box cutter. I put up my hand and the blade snapped off in my palm and tore down towards my wrist. I was bleeding all over my room and he got scared and ran away. Somehow his family got him back to Canada, and then to India before anyone could find him and punish him. His mother contacted me and told me she was sorry and that he was being punished by his family instead of law enforcement.

    I had to get 14 stitches, but they have healed nicely. I have an interesting scar that looks like a moon on my right palm now.


    wow!
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    May 05, 2011 1:12 PM GMT
    I was the roommate from hell....
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    May 05, 2011 1:18 PM GMT
    bpguru saidI had a roomate named Raj my sophomore year of college. He would get black out drunk and turn into some sort of wild creature. I once found him butt naked and facedown lying in a pile of meatloaf and maccaroni on my kitchen floor. He had written "FUCK U" on the wall with mustard too.

    One night he came into my room in a drunken rage about some girl,and knocked all of my things, including my laptop off my desk. The screen broke, and I pushed him really hard out of my room and into the hallway. He tried to come at me and I punched him in the face and slammed and locked my door. I heard him crying and then he went away for a while. He came back and asked me to please open the door because he was sorry he was too drunk and wanted to apologize. I opened the door and he tried to stab me in the face with a fully extended box cutter. I put up my hand and the blade snapped off in my palm and tore down towards my wrist. I was bleeding all over my room and he got scared and ran away. Somehow his family got him back to Canada, and then to India before anyone could find him and punish him. His mother contacted me and told me she was sorry and that he was being punished by his family instead of law enforcement.

    I had to get 14 stitches, but they have healed nicely. I have an interesting scar that looks like a moon on my right palm now.


    icon_eek.gif awesome story.....icon_eek.gif