I have a really big crush on the Norelco BodyGroomer cartoon caveman

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    May 01, 2011 6:18 AM GMT
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    I mean holy shit *drool*
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    May 01, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    Coming from you... I'm not surprised hah
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    May 01, 2011 6:29 AM GMT
    lilTanker saidComing from you... I'm not surprised hah


    I demand explanation mister tank!
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    May 01, 2011 6:39 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidI demand explanation mister tank!

    Ummmmmm

    Your different dear...
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    May 01, 2011 7:29 AM GMT
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    Ariodante saidI demand explanation mister tank!

    Ummmmmm

    Your different dear...

    So is a guy who has a seal for a BF. Nice facial hair on him, though.

    BTW, to the OP: is there an animation that goes with the hammock guy? (And I didn't know cavemen invented the hammock, I thought it was just fire, or insurance or something). So has does Norelco use this guy for their BodyGroomer?
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    May 01, 2011 7:56 AM GMT
    Art_Deco said
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    Ariodante saidI demand explanation mister tank!

    Ummmmmm

    Your different dear...

    So is a guy who has a seal for a BF. Nice facial hair on him, though.

    OI you leave Mav outta this!!!! That man can do things no other can!!!!!
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    May 01, 2011 8:03 AM GMT
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    Art_Deco said
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    Ariodante saidI demand explanation mister tank!

    Ummmmmm

    Your different dear...

    So is a guy who has a seal for a BF. Nice facial hair on him, though.

    OI you leave Mav outta this!!!! That man can do things no other can!!!!!

    I hardly see how balancing a beach ball on the nose has any practical application in the bedroom. Nor swallowing raw fish whole. Well, OK, maybe that last trick does. icon_wink.gif
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    May 01, 2011 8:55 AM GMT
    Art_Deco saidI hardly see how balancing a beach ball on the nose has any practical application in the bedroom. Nor swallowing raw fish whole. Well, OK, maybe that last trick does. icon_wink.gif

    You should hear the noises he makes when he's happy!
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    May 01, 2011 9:23 AM GMT
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    Art_Deco saidI hardly see how balancing a beach ball on the nose has any practical application in the bedroom. Nor swallowing raw fish whole. Well, OK, maybe that last trick does. icon_wink.gif

    You should hear the noises he makes when he's happy!

    Well, that's because you haven't heard the happy noises that *I* make when I swallow something whole that's been offered to me from a man. icon_redface.gif
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    May 01, 2011 4:44 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidnorelco.jpg

    I mean holy shit *drool*


    Yeah - I agree, he's kinda hot. But I bet he has had some work done. I mean, there's not a line on his face and his eyebrows seem impossibly high for such a mature cartoon man. I bet he has been photo-shopped around the mid-section, no love handles.

    Catoon models these days have really good cartoon agents who negotiate all kinds of clauses into their contracts including final approval and "special" lenses. Cartoons make it hard for us regular guys. I mean if someone had drawn ME that way I would look hot in a hammock too.

    He also totally ripped off his look from early 70s G.I. Joe.
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    May 01, 2011 4:46 PM GMT
    im gonna go ahead and call out the elephant in the room...

    does anyone one els think that is jsut a cartoon of Ariodante?
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    May 01, 2011 4:50 PM GMT
    Yeah, the OP is in love with himself because the cartoon could be a caricature of himself. Not that there is anything wrong with self-love! LOLicon_razz.gif
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    May 01, 2011 4:58 PM GMT
    Voice22 saidim gonna go ahead and call out the elephant in the room...

    does anyone one els think that is jsut a cartoon of Ariodante?


    LOL!!! I actually did NOT see that but now that it has been pointed out I don't know how I could have missed it!

    Well, at least Ariodante has excellent taste in men!icon_lol.gif
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    May 01, 2011 5:27 PM GMT
    wvufan87 saidYeah, the OP is in love with himself because the cartoon could be a caricature of himself. Not that there is anything wrong with self-love! LOLicon_razz.gif


    self luvz HOT!!!
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    May 01, 2011 5:34 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said
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    Ariodante saidI demand explanation mister tank!

    Ummmmmm

    Your different dear...

    So is a guy who has a seal for a BF. Nice facial hair on him, though.

    BTW, to the OP: is there an animation that goes with the hammock guy? (And I didn't know cavemen invented the hammock, I thought it was just fire, or insurance or something). So has does Norelco use this guy for their BodyGroomer?


    Haha he didnt, the hammock is the traditional bed of South And central America.... when columbus came over he saw the indigenous Caribs sleeping in braided beds suspended between poles in the houses... the word for "bed" in their language was "hamaka" (hah-MAH-kah)... hence the english word
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    May 01, 2011 5:35 PM GMT
    looking at ur posting history ariodante.... i could definitely see it .... u'd be perfect match :p
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    May 01, 2011 5:36 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidnorelco.jpg

    I mean holy shit *drool*


    I never doubted your taste and this was no exception icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 01, 2011 5:40 PM GMT
    cityaznguy said
    Ariodante saidnorelco.jpg

    I mean holy shit *drool*


    I never doubted your taste and this was no exception icon_biggrin.gif


    How come he has a hairy chest and belly and no hair on his ass? icon_confused.gif
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    May 01, 2011 5:41 PM GMT
    I have found that dating a cartoon character can be sketchy, at best.
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    May 01, 2011 5:45 PM GMT
    Cash said
    wvufan87 saidYeah, the OP is in love with himself because the cartoon could be a caricature of himself. Not that there is anything wrong with self-love! LOLicon_razz.gif


    self luvz HOT!!!


    Mmmmm..

    Ariodante's self love...

    Sounds yummy..

    Sorry, what was the topic?
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    May 01, 2011 5:46 PM GMT
    I was just a kid when I met him @ the hot springs. For some strange reason, I didn't want him to know that he gave me a raging Bone. I stayed in the water the whole time . . .
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    May 01, 2011 5:47 PM GMT
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    Art_Deco said
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    Ariodante saidI demand explanation mister tank!

    Ummmmmm

    Your different dear...

    So is a guy who has a seal for a BF. Nice facial hair on him, though.

    BTW, to the OP: is there an animation that goes with the hammock guy? (And I didn't know cavemen invented the hammock, I thought it was just fire, or insurance or something). So has does Norelco use this guy for their BodyGroomer?

    Haha he didnt, the hammock is the traditional bed of South And central America.... when columbus came over he saw the indigenous Caribs sleeping in braided beds suspended between poles in the houses... the word for "bed" in their language was "hamaka" (hah-MAH-kah)... hence the english word

    Actually I do know the origins of the hammock. But indigenous pre-Columbian native Americans are not cavemen, which was my point.

    Fortunately, since I watch US TV, I do know that cavemen invented insurance. Plus plundering Vikings the credit card, which makes sense. And I think cavemen get credit for fire, as well, and pointy sharp weapons. But not to my knowledge the hammock.
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    May 01, 2011 5:49 PM GMT
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    Voice22 saidim gonna go ahead and call out the elephant in the room...

    does anyone one els think that is jsut a cartoon of Ariodante?


    LOL!!! I actually did NOT see that but now that it has been pointed out I don't know how I could have missed it!

    Well, at least Ariodante has excellent taste in men!icon_lol.gif


    haha damn straight!
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    May 01, 2011 5:54 PM GMT
    HavenJock80 said
    norelco.jpg



    How come he has a hairy chest and belly and no hair on his ass? icon_confused.gif




    ...that'z b'cuz he has a free Norelco Groomer. The Company also gave him a hand-crank 2 generate some electricity . . . ;-)
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    May 01, 2011 5:57 PM GMT
    I found him on the minigame you can play at the Norelco website:

    http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/

    Also I'd say something like "HE TOTALLY DOESN'T LOOK LIKE ME" but I'm realizing we have really similar facial hair o_O I still wanna do him, it's that spread eagle pose that's doing me in icon_redface.gif