Jesus Will Be Back May 21st, 2011

  • metta

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    May 01, 2011 5:22 PM GMT
    Jesus Will Be Back May 21st, 2011

    http://www.wecanknow.com

    What to do...what to do.....
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    May 01, 2011 6:10 PM GMT
    I'm not sure jesus will have time for all the preparations to come back this soon after all the work and preparations that he and the Catholic Church has had to go through in digging up and delivering the dead previous pope for cannonization for Sainthood. LOL !!! Here's some 'POP' (koolaid) drink it down deeply !!!!

    Well on second thought, maybe with the new 'saint' up there to help with jesus preparations for the trip back, they can pull it off. Thing is, according to the Christian Fundamentalists, New Jerusalem is supposed to come with jesus down to Old Jerusalem and the Jews aren't ready yet. Also according to the Christian Fundamentalists the Jews must have control and possession of all of Old Jerusalem before jesus comes back, they're going to have to hurry up because they haven't run off all the Palestinians yet to make way for jesus New Jerusalem. OH THE HYPOCRITICAL IRONY OF ALL THESE STUPID BELIEFS !!!!
  • metta

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    May 01, 2011 6:20 PM GMT
    "...you know what they say ...you can take the boy out of the Church but ....."

    "...you can't take the priest out of the boy?"
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    May 01, 2011 6:30 PM GMT
    oh goodie goodie! icon_rolleyes.gificon_rolleyes.gif
  • Webster666

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    May 02, 2011 12:07 AM GMT
    Fuck jesus.
  • HopefulMuscle

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    May 02, 2011 12:23 AM GMT
    ? ? ? Everyone here has a problem with Christ?
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    May 02, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    thebaddestdude said? ? ? Everyone here has a problem with Christ?


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    No probably not him, most understand that he was a pretty good teacher and a pretty good example too. Its his idiotic followers and what they apply to him as fact, that is the problem, quite pathetic actually, like setting a date for his return.
  • Goofeyman

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    May 02, 2011 1:39 AM GMT
    well, in defense of Jesus Christ, the king of the Universe, He might just come back on that day.....He is coming back very, very soon..I'm not catholic but christian and I know what the Bible says.

    by the way, the next time you say or hear the name Jesus Christ, hopefully youre talking to him..and not laughing..use instead these names...allah, mohammed, or satan.....icon_idea.gif
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    May 02, 2011 1:46 AM GMT
    Cgavic saidwell, in defense of Jesus Christ, the king of the Universe, He might just come back on that day.....He is coming back very, very soon..I'm not catholic but christian and I know what the Bible says.

    by the way, the next time you say or hear the name Jesus Christ, hopefully youre talking to him..and not laughing..use instead these names...allah, mohammed, or satan.....icon_idea.gif


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    May 02, 2011 1:53 AM GMT
    OT_OSU said
    Cgavic saidwell, in defense of Jesus Christ, the king of the Universe, He might just come back on that day.....He is coming back very, very soon..I'm not catholic but christian and I know what the Bible says.

    by the way, the next time you say or hear the name Jesus Christ, hopefully youre talking to him..and not laughing..use instead these names...allah, mohammed, or satan.....icon_idea.gif


    Is this guy serious right now? icon_neutral.gif




    I'd like to think not, but I am afraid he is !! and that last statement with the list of three he gives persmission to laugh at is an example of one of the reasons christianity has such a bad name. That kind of Rhetoric shows no respect for anyone elses beliefs and sets the tone for US AGAINST THEM and supposed GOOD AGAINST EVIL. Religion like this is a cause of problems not an answer to them.
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    May 02, 2011 1:56 AM GMT
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    May 02, 2011 1:57 AM GMT
    Cgavic saidwell, in defense of Jesus Christ, the king of the Universe, He might just come back on that day.....He is coming back very, very soon..I'm not catholic but christian and I know what the Bible says.

    by the way, the next time you say or hear the name Jesus Christ, hopefully youre talking to him..and not laughing..use instead these names...allah, mohammed, or satan.....icon_idea.gif


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    May 02, 2011 2:28 AM GMT
    KardioKing saidJEEZUS.jpg


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    May 02, 2011 4:49 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidFuck jesus.


    Guess there be a reason for that 666 after your name, lol.

    As for the whole date-setting trend... that's rubbish:

    Jesus Himself even said that he doesn't not the hour and day of his return.

    Mark 13:28-32, KJV28 Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When her branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is near:
    29 So ye in like manner, when ye shall see these things come to pass, know that it is nigh, even at the doors.
    30 Verily I say unto you, that this generation shall not pass, till all these things be done.
    31 Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
    32 But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.


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    May 02, 2011 5:07 AM GMT
    Cgavic saidwell, in defense of Jesus Christ, the king of the Universe, He might just come back on that day.....He is coming back very, very soon..I'm not catholic but christian and I know what the Bible says. Yeah we ALL know what it says abominate!. We also know what Dr Suess says too!

    by the way, the next time you say or hear the name Jesus Christ, hopefully youre talking to him..and not laughing..use instead these names...allah, mohammed, or satan.....icon_idea.gif
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    May 02, 2011 5:13 AM GMT
    OMG I'm still awaiting the first time.
  • Webster666

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    May 02, 2011 5:46 PM GMT
    Things to do before he gets here on May 21st:

    Dust
    Clean the bathroom
    Make a nice lunch (oh, but what if he doesn't get her until evening ?)
    Should I buy flowers ?
    This is all just so confusing.
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    May 02, 2011 6:34 PM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Cgavic saidwell, in defense of Jesus Christ, the king of the Universe, He might just come back on that day.....He is coming back very, very soon..I'm not catholic but christian and I know what the Bible says.

    by the way, the next time you say or hear the name Jesus Christ, hopefully youre talking to him..and not laughing..use instead these names...allah, mohammed, or satan.....icon_idea.gif


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    Lmao, I don't even know why, but that is such an appropriate .gif for those statements. icon_lol.gif
  • iowaguy000

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    May 03, 2011 5:54 AM GMT
    Pick up some wine, Web.
  • okologische

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    May 03, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    ugh. who cares. his christians havent done much, and the way this earth looks and the way we've treated it, we should all be going to hell. The story book that creates soo many delusions should not be taken literally
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    May 03, 2011 8:39 AM GMT
    Isn't there some sect or cult out there who thinks Jesus is coming back or the world is coming to an end every May? I think we need more holidays in May so people have something to look forward to other than conspiracy theories.
  • GQjock

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    May 03, 2011 11:00 AM GMT
    Yeah? ... Tell him to bring the Wine icon_cool.gif
  • okologische

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    May 03, 2011 2:09 PM GMT
    hahahahahahaha jake...sooo true
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    May 03, 2011 6:29 PM GMT
    Don't offer any M&M's... he HATES those things!
  • metta

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    May 12, 2011 3:19 AM GMT
    Doomsday Cranks Descend On Washington, Ironies Abound


    [quote]
    This time, he insists that he's right, and by lunchtime Thursday, about 50 area residents joined up with the caravan to support his message. Among them was Gary Vollmer, who took a leave of absence from the Department of Homeland Security to spread the word. He's supposed to go back on May 23. "But I'm not going back," he said. "I'll be gone on the 21st."
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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/06/doomsday-cranks-descend-o_n_858713.html