I have a boyfriend

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    May 01, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
    Enough already! Today I decided to change my profile headline here on RJ. Out with the "Hot men come in all colors" and in with the "I have a boyfriend". Maybe this way I won't have to disappoint so many guys who either don't read profiles or don't get what "open relationship" and "happily partnered" mean. Unfortunately those come in all colors too.

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    May 01, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
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    May 01, 2011 8:23 PM GMT
    bhp91126 saidMaybe this way I won't have to disappoint so many guys who either don't read profiles.


    They still aint gonna read it.
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    May 01, 2011 10:31 PM GMT
    Import saidcongratulations. icon_neutral.gif

    Thank you, it's been 17+ years
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    May 01, 2011 10:32 PM GMT
    lilTanker said
    bhp91126 saidMaybe this way I won't have to disappoint so many guys who either don't read profiles.


    They still aint gonna read it.

    But then I won't feel as bad leading them on...icon_twisted.gif
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    May 01, 2011 11:21 PM GMT
    jprichva said
    bhp91126 said
    lilTanker said
    bhp91126 saidMaybe this way I won't have to disappoint so many guys who either don't read profiles.


    They still aint gonna read it.

    But then I won't feel as bad leading them on...icon_twisted.gif

    Was, nicht 'Ihr habt ein boyfriend'?

    Nope, I want to educate people, not give them an identity-crisis.
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    May 01, 2011 11:23 PM GMT
    Is this a testament to honest living or a sad denouement for hedonism? Combination of both?
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    May 01, 2011 11:24 PM GMT
    It's not like you're that hot hmph! *clicks on OP's profile* icon_eek.gifwell, yes you are icon_razz.gif
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    May 01, 2011 11:26 PM GMT
    Congratulations! icon_razz.gif
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    May 01, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    O! I didnt even know! Congratulations icon_smile.gif When can I come to an "open wedding" (hint hint... open marriages require open consumation icon_razz.gif )
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    May 01, 2011 11:55 PM GMT
    NOBODY CARES
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    May 02, 2011 12:09 AM GMT
    Awesome! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 02, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    RunintheCity saidIs this a testament to honest living or a sad denouement for hedonism? Combination of both?

    neither.

    I think I was always honest on here, it's all there for everyone to read and has always been.

    sad denouement of hedonism - I hope not

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    May 02, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    http://www.realjock.com/TheHottestTwink http://www.realjock.com/MsclDrew
    http://www.realjock.com/Pato599
    http://www.realjock.com/Bullwinklemoos

    Thank you guys for your compliments and best wishes.
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    May 02, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    I thought this was going to be a brilliant parody of all those "I want a boyfriend" threads.

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    May 02, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said
    RunintheCity saidIs this a testament to honest living or a sad denouement for hedonism? Combination of both?

    neither.

    I think I was always honest on here, it's all there for everyone to read and has always been.

    sad denouement of hedonism - I hope not



    Interesting. People often remember us more for what we "say to their face" (forums/chat) vs what we write anywhere else us (profile.)
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    Hence the continuing popularity of meetings.
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    May 02, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    bhp91126 said"Hot men come in all colors"


    I don't know.... I have yet to find an attractive green one.
    Too scrawny:
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    Too bulky:
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    Too slimy and tentacle-y:
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    May 02, 2011 1:25 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidlol are you single? j/k :-)

    Congrats.

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    Thank you
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    May 02, 2011 1:26 AM GMT


    Well that's cute.. Congratulations on the BF ^ ^
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    May 02, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    unfounded7 saidI thought this was going to be a brilliant parody of all those "I want a boyfriend" threads.

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    Well, that is for you to create then. Sorry, but I'm not doing a thread about who wants to take the boyfriend of my hands.