May is National Masturbation Month

  • metta

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    May 03, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    What will you do to celebrate?

    http://sexuality.about.com/b/2006/05/01/may-is-national-masturbation-month.htm
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    May 03, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    metta8 saidWhat will you do to celebrate?
    Have a circle jerk.
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    May 03, 2011 11:22 PM GMT
    That explains a lot!
  • metta

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    May 24, 2011 4:48 PM GMT
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    May 24, 2011 4:52 PM GMT
    metta8 saidNational-Masturbation-Month.png


    LMAO!!!

    How does it save money btw? It's not like the majority of us go out and rent a man for a few hours if you know what I'm saying.
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    May 24, 2011 6:51 PM GMT
    Saves money on buying condoms?
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    May 24, 2011 7:41 PM GMT
    pocketnico saidSaves money on buying condoms?


    and getting treated for std .

    however you might have to increase zinc intake so it might even out. i dunno ,
    mostly i don't care ..certain things are worth the price.

  • metta

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    May 03, 2014 4:36 PM GMT
    Just a friendly reminder that it is that time of year again!
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    May 03, 2014 4:42 PM GMT
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    May 03, 2014 5:36 PM GMT
    As someone who was born in May I think it is very fitting that it's masturbation month. I actually finally went all the way with my left hand on Thursday... it was a wierd and I think it gave me a mild case of vertigo.
  • HottJoe

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    May 03, 2014 5:37 PM GMT
    Isn't Mother's Day in May?icon_neutral.gif
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    May 03, 2014 8:20 PM GMT
    But it won't be fun celebrating this alone. Who's hosting a party? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
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    May 03, 2014 8:55 PM GMT
    Another fabricated holiday from the greeting card industry to sell more greeting cards. icon_rolleyes.gificon_lol.gif
  • HottJoe

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    May 03, 2014 8:59 PM GMT
    xrichx saidAnother fabricated holiday from the greeting card industry to sell more greeting cards. icon_rolleyes.gificon_lol.gif

    I already decorated my house.
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    May 03, 2014 9:02 PM GMT
    HottJoe said
    xrichx saidAnother fabricated holiday from the greeting card industry to sell more greeting cards. icon_rolleyes.gificon_lol.gif

    I already decorated my house.


    So you're hosting??? icon_lol.gificon_lol.gificon_lol.gif
  • jaroslav123

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    May 03, 2014 9:04 PM GMT
    Fuck it. I'm being a hipster cunt and not tossing the caber today. I shall separate myself from everyone else, by masturbating at 00.01, this Sunday. icon_lol.gificon_twisted.gificon_lol.gificon_twisted.gificon_lol.gif
  • MikeW

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    May 03, 2014 9:13 PM GMT
    dudewithabeard saidAs someone who was born in May I think it is very fitting that it's masturbation month. I actually finally went all the way with my left hand on Thursday... it was a wierd and I think it gave me a mild case of vertigo.
    And with the right hand you were....?
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    May 03, 2014 9:23 PM GMT
    MikeW said
    dudewithabeard saidAs someone who was born in May I think it is very fitting that it's masturbation month. I actually finally went all the way with my left hand on Thursday... it was a wierd and I think it gave me a mild case of vertigo.
    And with the right hand you were....?

    Clicking on porn, perhaps? icon_lol.gif
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    May 03, 2014 9:24 PM GMT
    MikeW saiddudewithabeard saidAs someone who was born in May I think it is very fitting that it's masturbation month. I actually finally went all the way with my left hand on Thursday... it was a wierd and I think it gave me a mild case of vertigo.
    And with the right hand you were....?

    With my right hand I been a whore my life icon_wink.gif
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    May 03, 2014 9:29 PM GMT
    Bonis saidLike who cares, what is the point of this day? some dumb celebrations



    Its for shits and kicks dude, shits and kicks. All in good fun.

    And its all month, not just a day.
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    May 03, 2014 9:31 PM GMT
    When i was in my 20s i could masturbate all month but now I cannot be bothered; I just like a glass of milk before bed.