Don_Guerrilla_de_Sodom saidGemini Lesbian and Gay Compatibility
Perfect Partners: Libra, Aquarius No! If I date one more Libra that asks me "what are you thinking" after fucking I will smother him with the pillow. It's easier to ask a Gemini "what are you not thinking?" because we are always thinking about 20 different things at once and asking us is both distracting and infuriating. Aquarians have never really held my interest very long.
Nearly Perfect Partners: Aries, Leo Fuck no! Both have always been too dramatic and then get even more dramatic when their drama is regarded with typical Geminese reserve or at the most, mild irritation.
Like Minded Souls: Gemini Well, no shit!
Opposites You're Attracted To: Scorpio, Capricorn Not sure about Caps, but Scorps are fun. They are all about the chase though and once they get you, they say they don't want you. Then the Gemini doesn't give a shit and the Scorp gets pissed because you're supposed to be crushed and longing for him so he stops talking to you for months then confronts you out of the blue saying that you really ditched him and are the asshole in the situation. You then use your freaky Gemini memory to repeat the exact conversation that proves the opposite to be true, throwing in details like the time of day, what you were both wearing and how he had coffee breath and was smug because he was drinking Cafe Vivace in Starbucks like we was getting away with something while you were trying to wean yourself off caffeine by drinking two bag grande china green tips. He begrudgingly appologizes and you find yourself back at his place fucking like crazed weasels for three hours only to come to your senses mere seconds after jizzing the beejeesuz out of his fartbox. After half an hour of uncomfortable post coital cuddling, you escape and stop returning his calls and e-mails. Two or three weeks later he sees you in the grocery store and hits you in the face with the fuji apple he must have palmed in the produce aisle and stalked you halfway through the store with.
Learn From Your Differences: Taurus, Cancer Got this right.
Not Your Destiny: Virgo, Pisces Pisces and Virgos are my very best friends. We click instantly, they find me endlessly amusing for some reason and don't run screaming into the night when they probably should. Virgos have been my best relationships. Lots of work, but very rewarding. Oh, Virgo just happens to be my rising and both my parents are Virgos.
Astrological Hell: Sagittarius Yeah, dated one for six years. It wasn't so bad, but he was annoyingly controlling.
Man you just describe most of what i wanted to say; let me add some stuff:
Libras: I hate them, they are indecisive and boring and they drive me crazy coz i hate making decisions and it just doesn't work.
Aquarians: They are nice but we keep it to friends basis, nothing more nothing less
Aries and Leo: I never dealt with them, but i've had them as colleagues and i really never liked them.
Gemini: I can't deal with myself, mind it if i have to deal with me again!!
Scorpio: I'm halfway through ur story, still chasing, they need lots of work these scorpios, (they are fun though) but very hard to catch!
Capricorn: Always Hated them!!!!!
Cancer: My best friend is Cancer, and mainly girl cancers are very dear to me.
Taurus: I like their strong persona but not for more than 2 days, it gets boring and creepy afterwards.
Pisces: They are too sensitive and always get hurt by me, but i try to use my super sexy childish charming persona to gain their trust back
Virgos: MAN I LOVE THEM, so sexy, HILARIOUS and great, criticize a lot, but i just love to share it with them, can't get enough virgos.
Sagittarius: Completely wrong! Mom was Sag. and we were soul mates; i have 2 male friends who are sag. and we are so dear to each other, but i don't meet them very often!!! Maybe they think am hell to them!
Bottom line... Geminis are treasures, u just need to know their key to get all the good stuff. Man we shipshape accordingly, u can never tell what up with us!