A good old-fashioned American problem.....

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    May 04, 2011 9:49 PM GMT
    I can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif
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    May 04, 2011 10:09 PM GMT
    Well you should have opened it before you used all that lube!
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    May 04, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    i opened it. I used a corkscrew to break through the top and get air into the jar. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 04, 2011 10:26 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidi opened it. I used a corkscrew to break through the top and get air into the jar. icon_biggrin.gif
    Oh good...I was gonna ask if you'd like a "real man" to open it for you. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 04, 2011 10:27 PM GMT
    Next time, use a spoon on the lid as a lever under the rim. It lets air in the same and you save the lid from having a hole in it. It works.
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    May 04, 2011 10:28 PM GMT
    Rubic0n saidNext time, use a spoon on the lid as a lever under the rim. It lets air in the same and you save the lid from having a hole in it. It works.

    Or just twist it off. ... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 04, 2011 10:29 PM GMT
    Break the jar like a man
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    May 04, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    funny pictures - Ur services as can opener r no longer rekwired.
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    May 04, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    Caslon18000 said
    Rubic0n saidNext time, use a spoon on the lid as a lever under the rim. It lets air in the same and you save the lid from having a hole in it. It works.

    Or just twist it off. ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    Ah Caslon, we can't all be as much of a brute as you. Now can we.
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    May 04, 2011 10:44 PM GMT
    Rubic0n said
    Caslon18000 said
    Rubic0n saidNext time, use a spoon on the lid as a lever under the rim. It lets air in the same and you save the lid from having a hole in it. It works.

    Or just twist it off. ... icon_rolleyes.gif


    Ah Caslon, we can't all be as much of a brute as you. Now can we.

    ummm....apparently not.
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    May 04, 2011 10:55 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Buy the canned version next time?
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    May 04, 2011 11:05 PM GMT
    Bang the side of the lid part against the counter.
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    May 04, 2011 11:34 PM GMT
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, white people problems...
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    May 04, 2011 11:39 PM GMT
    Why didn't you just run it under hot water?
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    May 04, 2011 11:46 PM GMT
    Bale02 said
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, white people problems...
    ....he's black. icon_neutral.gif
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    May 04, 2011 11:48 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    Bale02 said
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, white people problems...
    ....he's black. icon_neutral.gif


    rofl
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    May 05, 2011 12:03 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    Bale02 said
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, white people problems...
    ....he's black. icon_neutral.gif


    Black people can have "white people problems" too... RACIST icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 05, 2011 12:19 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    Bale02 said
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, white people problems...
    ....he's black. icon_neutral.gif

    He's not black. He's foreign.
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    May 05, 2011 12:36 AM GMT
    Prolly has a vacuum seal.. use a knife to break the seal by putting the blade under the lip of the lid and push it off the glass.. you should hear the lid go "pop" as the can fills with air, equalising the pressure and allowing you to open the jar with ease
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    May 05, 2011 12:37 AM GMT
    Bale02 said
    Anduru said
    Bale02 said
    dekiruman saidI can't open this fucking jar.....icon_cry.gif


    Hmmm, white people problems...
    ....he's black. icon_neutral.gif


    Black people can have "white people problems" too... RACIST icon_biggrin.gif


    How is he black? O yeah, he's in the US icon_lol.gif
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    May 05, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidBang the side of the lid part against the counter.


    My head is filled with dirty thoughts now... icon_redface.gif
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    May 05, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    Simply_Drew said
    Ariodante saidBang the side of the lid part against the counter.


    My head is filled with dirty thoughts now... icon_redface.gif


    Not to mention I just covered your body in spilled strawberry jam from that jar =o
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    May 05, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    If the vacuum is the problem, use one of these old-fashioned bottle openers to lift the edge of the lid to break the seal. You use the blunt end on the right. The left end is used to puncture a can top for pouring.

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    May 05, 2011 12:55 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    Simply_Drew said
    Ariodante saidBang the side of the lid part against the counter.


    My head is filled with dirty thoughts now... icon_redface.gif


    Not to mention I just covered your body in spilled strawberry jam from that jar =o


    I think you should clean up this mess! icon_twisted.gif
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    May 05, 2011 12:56 AM GMT
    Simply_Drew said
    Ariodante said
    Simply_Drew said
    Ariodante saidBang the side of the lid part against the counter.


    My head is filled with dirty thoughts now... icon_redface.gif


    Not to mention I just covered your body in spilled strawberry jam from that jar =o


    I think you should clean up this mess! icon_twisted.gif


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