Best definitions on Urban Dictionary

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    May 06, 2011 6:55 PM GMT
    When I'm bored I sometimes go to Urban Dictionary. It's hilarious most of the time. (Yeah, it is sad that I find Urban Dictionary hilarious icon_smile.gif )

    So what are the best definitions u find there?

    Here's one:

    No Homo:
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    A phrase that makes you straight NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY/DO.

    Idiot Male 1: I find men attractive and I love to suck cock. I also like big black dick up my asshole.
    Idiot Male 2: EEEEWWWWW.
    Idiot Male 1: No homo.
    Idiot Male 2: Oh, Okay.
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    May 06, 2011 7:00 PM GMT
    This one. Cuz it applies to the multitude of attention whores on RJ.


    Bragplaining

    When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.


    Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

    Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.
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    May 06, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
    Caslon18000 saidThis one. Cuz it applies to the multitude of attention whores on RJ.


    Bragplaining

    When you complain about something for the sole purpose of brining it up in conversation to brag about it.


    Man, I'm only getting 10MB/s download speed. Normally I get at least 15.

    Quit bragplaining. We all know you're just bitching to show off.


    LOL. Totally true. I heard this one on NBC's Community and found it on Urban Dictionary.


    Complisult
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    An insult that seems like a compliment until you think about it.

    Example: Person 1: Did you cut your hair? It looks nice, although there's a lot of gray in it.

    Person 2: Um, thanks.

    People who like to use complisults are usually people who have no clue, are narcissists, have no social skills or tact, or they just feel threatened and insecure, i.e., lizard- titted middle- aged menopausal women who are attention grabbing twits.