Is bin Laden in Hell?

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    May 07, 2011 2:39 PM GMT
    A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walked into the Joy Behar Show...

    When asked if bin Laden is in Hell, the guests had different responses: (1) we don't believe in Hell. (2) we can't know. (3) he's in a very warm place.

  • Delivis

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    May 07, 2011 4:11 PM GMT
    I find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.
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    May 08, 2011 12:49 AM GMT
    jockfever saidA Priest, A Rabbi, and an Iman walked into the Joy Behar Show...

    When asked if bin Laden is in Hell, the guests had different responses: (1) we don't believe in Hell. (2) we can't know. (3) he's in a very warm place.



    He's with the Palin daughters. Oh Wait! They were suppose to be virgins. Nevermind!
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    May 08, 2011 12:50 AM GMT
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    This. Time a bazillion.
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    May 08, 2011 12:59 AM GMT
    GwgTrunks said
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    This. Time a bazillion.


    ...and then add one more.
  • alphatop

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    May 08, 2011 1:01 AM GMT
    Who cares? The asshole is dead, that's important
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    May 11, 2011 1:13 PM GMT
    Delivis: I find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.

    jockfever: This is a spiritual discussion about good and evil, who can judge, and what actions they can take. Killing bin Laden raises moral questions.

    Some people find spiritual, moral and afterlife questions "real" and "important."

    The priest, the rabbi, and the imam represent the three major monotheistic religions, affecting the way billions of people view "good" versus "evil," where we will spend the afterlife, and the clash between Islam and Judeo-Christianity.

    Bin Laden was part of a war on the West. That war affects our lives on a daily basis. It is a war which will probably escalate -- until Armageddon, according to Bible prophecy.

    One wonders what you find so much more worthy of discussion -- Thor? the latest gay underwear? Lady Gaga?
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    May 11, 2011 1:35 PM GMT
    The fantasies of religion, I suppose, are as worthy of discussion as anything else. Maybe bin Laden is in Lalaland or on Fantasy Island. He might have been sent to haunt a mansion on Long Island. Perhaps he's sipping marijuana tea with Jimi Hendrix in another dimension. Most likely, he's decaying somewhere in the ocean and that is all.
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    May 11, 2011 1:37 PM GMT
    McGay saidThe fantasies of religion, I suppose, are as worthy of discussion as anything else. Maybe bin Laden is in Lalaland or on Fantasy Island. He might have been sent to haunt a mansion on Long Island. Perhaps he's sipping marijuana tea with Jimi Hendrix in another dimension. Most likely, he's decaying somewhere in the ocean and that is all.
    Actually he's now fish shit..
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    May 11, 2011 1:39 PM GMT
    Y'think it was that quick? I'm not sure the fish would find his flesh very appetizing. I'm thinking rot is the only thing that will eventually disintegrate his putrid corpse.
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    May 11, 2011 1:40 PM GMT
    McGay saidY'think it was that quick? I'm not sure the fish would find his flesh very appetizing. I'm thinking rot is the only thing that will eventually disintegrate his putrid corpse.
    Sharks dont give a shit.. tasty morsels is tasty morsels to a shark!
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    May 11, 2011 1:45 PM GMT
    Bin Laden is in hell. Along with Hitler, Hitler's dog, that dog Nixon had...what was his name, Chester? (It's Checkers!). One of the Lassies is there. You know...the MEAN one. The one that...Mauled Timmy.
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    May 11, 2011 1:58 PM GMT
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    evangelist athiests are just as annoying as evangelist christians.
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    May 11, 2011 2:20 PM GMT
    Stupidiest talk ever. I hope this supposed to be funny cause I couldn't listen to it without laughing out load.
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    May 11, 2011 2:22 PM GMT
    dekiruman said
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    evangelist athiests are just as annoying as evangelist christians.


    There's not such thing as an evangelist atheist.
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    May 11, 2011 2:25 PM GMT
    charlitos said
    dekiruman said
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    evangelist athiests are just as annoying as evangelist christians.


    There's not such thing as an evangelist atheist.


    its fun to call them that, but I was referring to atheists who proselytize atheism with the same level of aggression as religious people.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    May 11, 2011 2:36 PM GMT
    I prefer to think of Osama Bin Laiden (misspelling intentional lol) being in Muslim heaven where he has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised


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    'Allah Akbar!!!!
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    May 11, 2011 2:43 PM GMT
    Is the priest gay?
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    May 11, 2011 2:49 PM GMT
    Pato599 saidIs the priest gay?



    I think it would be safe to bet yes.
  • Avron88

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    May 11, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    Pato599 saidIs the priest gay?



    The gay priest feels sympathy for Osama Bin Laden.

    I'm sure he wouldn't hold back his hatred for a homosexual or a woman who has an abortion.

    Those people clearly do dastardly deeds and are going to hell.

    But Bin Laden? Apparently it's up in the air to him.

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    Somebody report back to me when they spot him at the local glory hole.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    May 11, 2011 3:32 PM GMT
    Since he was 1st probably eaten by sharks, maybe only parts of him are in Hell icon_eek.gif
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    May 11, 2011 5:50 PM GMT
    CuriousJockAZ saidI prefer to think of Osama Bin Laiden (misspelling intentional lol) being in Muslim heaven where he has just met with the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised


    image001.jpg



    'Allah Akbar!!!!


    No... that pic is very misleading. The 72 virgins (Which I do believe in) are the most beautiful women you will ever see. Forget about jennifer lopez and christina, the 72 virgins will be so much more beautiful than them.

    In context, the 72 virgins will be given to those who exercised sex after marriage (as in sex with your married partner only)
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    May 11, 2011 5:51 PM GMT
    and I agree with the Imam - from what we can see, Osama is most likely going in hell but we can't say that for sure because it is up to God to determine that.
  • Delivis

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    May 12, 2011 4:31 AM GMT
    dekiruman said
    charlitos said
    dekiruman said
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    evangelist athiests are just as annoying as evangelist christians.


    There's not such thing as an evangelist atheist.


    its fun to call them that, but I was referring to atheists who proselytize atheism with the same level of aggression as religious people.


    I'm not proselytizing atheism. Its a silly phrase to begin with.

    To get an idea where i am coming from picture one of the following scenarios.

    Someone posts a clip of a news program where the topic was serious discussion about bigfoot. Would you not react the same way i would? I would be shocked that such a topic was taken that seriously on the news. And then what would you say if someone responded to you calling you an abigfootism evangelist who was proselytizing abigfootism?

    Replace bigfoot with moon hoax loanding conspiracy, loch ness monster, witchcraft, astrology, or your pseudoscience or mythology or superstition of choice.
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    May 12, 2011 4:41 AM GMT
    Delivis said
    dekiruman said
    charlitos said
    dekiruman said
    Delivis saidI find it disheartening that in the year 2011 that we can have the equivilent of a discussion about whether or not Thor is smiting hitler with his hammer taken seriosuly. There are real and very important things to talk about.


    evangelist athiests are just as annoying as evangelist christians.


    There's not such thing as an evangelist atheist.


    its fun to call them that, but I was referring to atheists who proselytize atheism with the same level of aggression as religious people.


    I'm not proselytizing atheism. Its a silly phrase to begin with.

    To get an idea where i am coming from picture one of the following scenarios.

    Someone posts a clip of a news program where the topic was serious discussion about bigfoot. Would you not react the same way i would? I would be shocked that such a topic was taken that seriously on the news. And then what would you say if someone responded to you calling you an abigfootism evangelist who was proselytizing abigfootism?

    Replace bigfoot with moon hoax loanding conspiracy, loch ness monster, witchcraft, astrology, or your pseudoscience or mythology or superstition of choice.
    This!