Unrealistic Expectations

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    May 08, 2011 7:03 PM GMT
    I´ve noticed something. The vast majority of the guys I´ve got friendly with (term deliberately vague) have all been so astonishingly hot that I tend to think it´s normal. It´s like I walk in to a room and walk out with the hottest guy. Every time.

    This has got worse recently and the last 5 or so have all looked as good or better than major stars from big porn studios. All my BFs/FBs etc have been pro dancers, gymnasts, wrestler jocks, body builders etc What can I do to find someone unattractive or if that is just unrealistic (which honestly I am starting to think it is), at least "OK looking"?
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    May 08, 2011 7:06 PM GMT
    Lostboy said What can I do to find someone unattractive or if that is just unrealistic (which honestly I am starting to think it is), at least "OK looking"?


    I think this is an unrealistic expectation.....icon_wink.gif
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    May 08, 2011 7:42 PM GMT
    I´m just afraid i´ll end up with someone with the looks of a male model/pro athlete with a great personality and a good job.
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    May 08, 2011 7:47 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidI´m just afraid i´ll end up with someone with the looks of a male model/pro athlete with a great personality and a good job.


    Knowing you as well as I do....I think I can guarantee it....the crosses we must bear.....sigh....icon_cry.gif
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    May 09, 2011 3:25 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidWhat can I do to find someone unattractive or if that is just unrealistic (which honestly I am starting to think it is), at least "OK looking"?
    Move to a small town in the deep south.
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    May 09, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    Weird I get you confused with another guy on here.
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    May 09, 2011 9:17 AM GMT
    MikeInSLC saidWeird I get you confused with another guy on here.


    There are two people with blue skin on RJ?

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    May 09, 2011 9:39 AM GMT
    I want to see some pictures of these guys! icon_biggrin.gif


    Whispers: "I bet you they look broke the fuck down child! lol jk" icon_lol.gif

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    May 09, 2011 10:08 AM GMT
    Want to find unattractive people....Go to your local casino.....I'm sure you can befriend tons of not so good looking people there......
  • Bunjamon

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    May 09, 2011 11:28 AM GMT
    Try picking up more guys in the women's clothing section of Walmart, you're bound to find some "Ok looking" guys there.
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    May 09, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Lenoxx said I want to see some pictures of these guys! icon_biggrin.gif


    Whispers: "I bet you they look broke the fuck down child! lol jk" icon_lol.gif


    Just 'cos he's got pics of hot guys doesn't mean he's actually bangin' 'em.

    We need vids! icon_lol.gif


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  • Timbales

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    May 09, 2011 12:32 PM GMT
    Do you like the way things currently are? or are you looking for a long term relationship?
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    May 09, 2011 1:47 PM GMT
    boo hoo... poor me, poor me, pour me a drink

    =]
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    May 09, 2011 1:52 PM GMT
    _SAGE_ saidboo hoo... poor me, poor me, pour me a drink

    =]


    Oh Sage, cry me a river instead.... I need to go canoeing! icon_lol.gif
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    May 09, 2011 2:11 PM GMT
    Fivealive said
    _SAGE_ saidboo hoo... poor me, poor me, pour me a drink

    =]


    Oh Sage, cry me a river instead.... I need to go canoeing! icon_lol.gif




    Although kyacking kicks ass....Just sayin' icon_cool.gif
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    May 09, 2011 2:23 PM GMT
    I'm assuming this thread is satire? icon_cool.gif
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    May 09, 2011 3:33 PM GMT
    ha ha ha
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    May 09, 2011 4:41 PM GMT
    Lostboy saidI´ve noticed something. The vast majority of the guys I´ve got friendly with (term deliberately vague) have all been so astonishingly hot that I tend to think it´s normal. It´s like I walk in to a room and walk out with the hottest guy. Every time.

    This has got worse recently and the last 5 or so have all looked as good or better than major stars from big porn studios. All my BFs/FBs etc have been pro dancers, gymnasts, wrestler jocks, body builders etc What can I do to find someone unattractive or if that is just unrealistic (which honestly I am starting to think it is), at least "OK looking"?


    Well, being here in the deep south, we have nothing but hot men. The problem is they are all straight so I just have to have meaningful sexual relationships with all of the smoking hot straight guys I can find working out in the gym or farming the family land.

    Oh, and I have the superpowers of flight and invisibility.
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    May 09, 2011 5:04 PM GMT

    Obviously it is time to change your approach to men.

    In the short time I've been on RJ I have noticed you tend to be dull, a dim whit, lacking of humor and indifferent to men. All of this has made you a hot stud good looking manly man magnet. A real curse.

    Try being a little bit intellectual, enthusiastic and nice to men even young guys. Some humor maybe satirical humor would be good.

    If that doesn't work then hit them over the head with a pretty kitty. Average looking average build guys like that. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 09, 2011 8:59 PM GMT
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    May 10, 2011 2:24 AM GMT
    Lostboy saidcamisetas_hello_kitty.jpg



    Now your talking you will have MR. Plain Jane licking your feet icon_redface.gif
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    May 10, 2011 3:04 AM GMT
    Roccoe said
    Obviously it is time to change your approach to men.

    In the short time I've been on RJ I have noticed you tend to be dull, a dim whit, lacking of humor and indifferent to men. All of this has made you a hot stud good looking manly man magnet. A real curse.

    Try being a little bit intellectual, enthusiastic and nice to men even young guys. Some humor maybe satirical humor would be good.

    If that doesn't work then hit them over the head with a pretty kitty. Average looking average build guys like that. icon_rolleyes.gif


    epiphany
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    May 10, 2011 3:15 AM GMT
    I have the same problem. I get sick of being chased only by the hot guys. I'd like some variety. I do get the occasional "ugly hot" guy, but still they're hot. I'd like to see what it feels like to be with an average guy. I've tried the DMV and even went to Wal-Mart a couple of times but still no luck. icon_neutral.gif
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    May 10, 2011 3:32 AM GMT
    Bunjamon saidTry picking up more guys in the women's clothing section of Walmart, you're bound to find some "Ok looking" guys there.


    he'll end up with the local cross dressers.


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    May 11, 2011 11:03 PM GMT
    Quit trollin'