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    May 08, 2011 8:57 PM GMT
    Just had 2 Mormon missionaries show up to my door again. As soon as they started their spiel, all I had to say was "Not interested, thanks." They smiled, said thanks, and walked away. I don't think I've ever had missionaries / pastors / etc ever just walk away that quickly without at least saying something like "but if we could just have a minute of your time..." Thanks, Mormons!
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    May 08, 2011 9:00 PM GMT
    Pyrotech saidJust had 2 Mormon missionaries show up to my door again. As soon as they started their spiel, all I had to say was "Not interested, thanks." They smiled, said thanks, and walked away. I don't think I've ever had missionaries / pastors / etc ever just walk away that quickly without at least saying something like "but if we could just have a minute of your time..." Thanks, Mormons!


    I say, "I'm gay." You'd be surprised at how their eyes light up in a "yeah I am too but I gotta be this mormon thing" kind of way. icon_wink.gif
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    May 08, 2011 11:13 PM GMT
    From my experience, Mormons will go away without a fuss when you tell them you're not interested. On the other hand, Jehovah's Witnesses can be a little pushy and will try to sell you a copy of The Watch Tower before they leave. icon_lol.gif
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    May 09, 2011 12:34 AM GMT
    The key is to have the "not interested" part timed with the closing of the door. That and the enthusiastic pack of dogs with muddy feet.
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    May 09, 2011 12:43 AM GMT
    wrestlervic said
    Pyrotech saidJust had 2 Mormon missionaries show up to my door again. As soon as they started their spiel, all I had to say was "Not interested, thanks." They smiled, said thanks, and walked away. I don't think I've ever had missionaries / pastors / etc ever just walk away that quickly without at least saying something like "but if we could just have a minute of your time..." Thanks, Mormons!


    I say, "I'm gay." You'd be surprised at how their eyes light up in a "yeah I am too but I gotta be this mormon thing" kind of way. icon_wink.gif
    I 3-wayed with a couple Mormon boys a few years ago. No lie... icon_lol.gif
  • Webster666

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    May 09, 2011 1:20 AM GMT
    Ask to see their magic underwear.