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    May 10, 2011 12:18 AM GMT
    I live in a college dorm, and for the past 3 months or so I've had no roommate.
    (roommates live in seperate rooms but share a common area)

    I asked yesterday if anybody was moving into the room beside me, and the girl at the front desk checked to see if it was occupied and said she didn't think so.

    All of a sudden, today I'm in the middle of taking a nap and I wake up hearing someone move in. I've only left my room once to go to the washroom and didn't see him, but now I hear him in the kitchenette area probably putting stuff away (that or tearing my shit apart and eating my food LOL)


    I'm like super scared to open my door and say hi because I have no idea who this guy is. What if he's like super homophobic or something? What if he's an annoying drunk jock asshole?

    I'm mostly scared because it sounds like he keeps slamming cupboard doors and shit. icon_cry.gif

    WHAT DO I DO?
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    May 10, 2011 12:20 AM GMT
    Best not create a precedent for passive aggressive behavior like ignoring him when he's just moving in. Go say hi.
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    May 10, 2011 12:22 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidBest not create a precedent for passive aggressive behavior like ignoring him when he's just moving in. Go say hi.
    omg I look like shit right now, i'm in a tshirt and sweatpants
    should I like put on some real clothes? icon_lol.gif
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    May 10, 2011 12:33 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    Ariodante saidBest not create a precedent for passive aggressive behavior like ignoring him when he's just moving in. Go say hi.
    omg I look like shit right now, i'm in a tshirt and sweatpants
    should I like put on some real clothes? icon_lol.gif


    I say naked! icon_twisted.gif

    In all seriousness, put on some jeans and just introduce yourself. He won't bite, unless you're into that.
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    May 10, 2011 12:39 AM GMT
    What if he is GAY & BEAUTIFUL what are you going to do! icon_eek.gif
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    May 10, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    go out naked and ask if he likey likey? icon_twisted.gif
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    May 10, 2011 1:05 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidBest not create a precedent for passive aggressive behavior like ignoring him when he's just moving in. Go say hi.


    Smart man, that Ariodante. It'll be fine, Anduru. icon_biggrin.gif
  • matt13226

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    May 10, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    grab the paddle and get ready to start the initiation ceremony icon_twisted.gif

    btw my college roommate when i was in school was a fat jackass made gay jokes all the time
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    May 10, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    Just say hello, like how I'm doing here. I'm sure he'll love you if he's gay or gay-friendly. If he's a str8 homophobic, I'm sure there's enough bitchiness in you to burn him to ashes. Am I right or am I right?
    cute_hello.jpg
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    May 10, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    cityaznguy saidJust say hello, like how I'm doing here. I'm sure he'll love you if he's gay or gay-friendly. If he's a str8 homophobic, I'm sure there's enough bitchiness in you to burn him to ashes. Am I right or am I right?
    lmfaoooo haha thankyou

    I introduced myself and he seems pretty decent, he invited me to go out to get dinner with him and his friend so I went with them.
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    May 10, 2011 1:23 AM GMT


    .........stay tuned next week and find out if true love comes to Dorm University
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    May 10, 2011 1:24 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidDon't forget to curtsy!



    Giggle, swish and a twirl...
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    May 10, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    So what's his story? Even if he doesn't play on our team he may become a great friend and/or introduce you to a wider social circle. Make the most of having your dorm in common and connect with this guy.
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    May 10, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidYou're out to dinner and back already? How was it... you guys get along... Have anything.. er.. um... in common???
    We only went to McDonalds. icon_lol.gif

    He's not a party-er and doesn't smoke weed, so I don't think there will be too many problems.
    He's a computer person (he's in a robotics program) and plays PC games.

    He called his friend a homo and then was like "oh not that I have a problem with gay people or anything" and I was like "whatever I'm gay and I say faggot all the time" lolol
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    May 10, 2011 2:01 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    TheGuyNextDoor saidYou're out to dinner and back already? How was it... you guys get along... Have anything.. er.. um... in common???
    We only went to McDonalds. icon_lol.gif

    He's not a party-er and doesn't smoke weed, so I don't think there will be too many problems.
    He's a computer person (he's in a robotics program) and plays PC games.

    He called his friend a homo and then was like "oh not that I have a problem with gay people or anything" and I was like "whatever I'm gay and I say faggot all the time" lolol


    Sounds like true love.
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    May 10, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    $20 says he's a Redditor.
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    May 10, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    Anduru said
    cityaznguy saidJust say hello, like how I'm doing here. I'm sure he'll love you if he's gay or gay-friendly. If he's a str8 homophobic, I'm sure there's enough bitchiness in you to burn him to ashes. Am I right or am I right?
    lmfaoooo haha thankyou

    I introduced myself and he seems pretty decent, he invited me to go out to get dinner with him and his friend so I went with them.


    Yay! Go you! Aww I'm very happy now icon_biggrin.gif It always feels good to make a new friend.
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    May 10, 2011 3:08 AM GMT
    he probably just wants to have sex.
  • Webster666

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    May 10, 2011 3:18 AM GMT
    You probably should dive out the window.
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    May 10, 2011 3:24 AM GMT
    Oh good grief. Grab a bag of Doritos and hide under the couch until you stop hearing any noises. People have been known to die if their neighbors slam cabinet doors too hard!
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    May 10, 2011 3:52 AM GMT
    So you are suite mates. I lived like that in college back in the day. There were 4 of us. Me and one were best pals throughout the time there and the other too were as well. We all were civil to each other, but the 4 of us never bonded as a group and that is alright for whatever reason. You don't have to be friends, but really, why should you be so ridiculously nervous about who you are? That already gives him power and he doesn't even know you. At the very least, say hi and be civil to him.
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    May 10, 2011 3:58 AM GMT
    ...the real worries should come at night....would you trust him? o_o
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    May 10, 2011 4:01 AM GMT
    Now's your chance to reveal your bondage collection.
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    May 10, 2011 4:08 AM GMT
    Anduru saidI live in a college dorm, and for the past 3 months or so I've had no roommate.
    (roommates live in seperate rooms but share a common area)

    I asked yesterday if anybody was moving into the room beside me, and the girl at the front desk checked to see if it was occupied and said she didn't think so.

    All of a sudden, today I'm in the middle of taking a nap and I wake up hearing someone move in. I've only left my room once to go to the washroom and didn't see him, but now I hear him in the kitchenette area probably putting stuff away (that or tearing my shit apart and eating my food LOL)


    I'm like super scared to open my door and say hi because I have no idea who this guy is. What if he's like super homophobic or something? What if he's an annoying drunk jock asshole?

    I'm mostly scared because it sounds like he keeps slamming cupboard doors and shit. icon_cry.gif

    WHAT DO I DO?








    Go Sniff his underwear! It's a real rush!
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    May 10, 2011 4:09 AM GMT
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    As soon as he walks in this is what you do. It's only the Canadian way of saying hello.