Are You Masculine or Feminine....?

  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 4:35 AM GMT
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    I understand this can be a confusing time, when you aren't sure whether or not you're masculine or feminine.
    However, don't assume that your choice will necessarily limit your career choices. You can be masculine and still become an interior decorator. It's harder, but you can do it. Same thing with a hairdresser. Just answer the questions, add up your scores and you'll finally know for sure. Give yourself 1 point for each "YES" answer for either masculine or feminine. icon_wink.gif

    Do you want to wear fabulous clothing? If so you are feminine.

    Is giving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, you are feminine.

    Is receiving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, then you are masculine.

    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine.

    Do you like to talk about your feelings, particularly with women? If so you are feminine.

    Do you like to wear a feather boa? Then you are feminine.

    Do you like to play beach volleyball? If so, you are masculine.

    Do you like NASCAR? Is your favorite driver Jeff Gordon? Then you are masculine.

    Do you want to sing the blues about cheating, no good boyfriends? Then you are feminine.

    Do you like to lift weights and show off your immense, bulging muscles? Then you are masculine.

    Do you say the heck with my body, I'm more concerned with my hair? Then you are feminine.

    Just total up your scores and see where you end up. The score will tell you whether you are Kirsten Dunst or Tobey Maguire. If you get a tie score, consider yourself a bisexual. After all, it worked for David Bowie.
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    May 11, 2011 4:50 AM GMT
    Seeing that there is no points system, I will assume I am suppose to count how many answers come to masculine and how many come to feminine. And I will also assume that if a question, for example,the boa question said if I liked to wear a boa then I must be female. Well, since I don't like to wear a boa, then I must be masculine. With all that in mind I have a 7 masculine and 4 feminine ratio. So I must be center leaning masculine guy. IF I SCORED IT RIGHT by the instructions given.
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 4:52 AM GMT
    ErikTaurean saidSeeing that there is no points system, I will assume I am suppose to count how many answers come to masculine and how many come to feminine. And I will also assume that if a question, for example,the boa question said if I liked to wear a boa then I must be female. Well, since I don't like to wear a boa, then I must be masculine. With all that in mind I have a 7 masculine and 4 feminine ratio. So I must be center leaning masculine guy. IF I SCORED IT RIGHT by the instructions given.


    Yeah, you got it right handsome guy! icon_wink.gif
    ( and I just changed it to reflect a point system) icon_cool.gif
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    May 11, 2011 4:55 AM GMT
    Is giving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, you are feminine.
    Is receiving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, then you are masculine.
    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine.
    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine.
    Do you like to play beach volleyball? If so, you are masculine.
    Do you like to lift weights and show off your immense, bulging muscles? Then you are masculine.

    oh I guess lets see thats 1/6 so I guess I am 16 percent feminine and 84 percent masculine! icon_twisted.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 4:55 AM GMT
    cold saidThe only appropriate reaction is:
    MERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 4:56 AM GMT
    A_1991 saidIs giving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, you are feminine.
    Is receiving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, then you are masculine.
    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine.
    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine.
    Do you like to play beach volleyball? If so, you are masculine.
    Do you like to lift weights and show off your immense, bulging muscles? Then you are masculine.

    oh I guess lets see thats 1/6 so I guess I am 16 percent feminine and 84 percent masculine! icon_twisted.gif


    Of course you are handsome....I knew it all along...icon_wink.gif
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    May 11, 2011 4:57 AM GMT
    malefeet saidAre You Masculine or Feminine....?
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  • May 11, 2011 4:57 AM GMT
    I dunno, I pretty neutral... I'd just call me emoish
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 5:01 AM GMT
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    malefeet saidAre You Masculine or Feminine....?
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    So...man, do you like play the bongos, listen to Odetta, and then iron your hair, you dig? icon_twisted.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 5:02 AM GMT
    southernkid105 saidI dunno, I pretty neutral... I'd just call me emoish


    Wow...you sure are handsome....icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 11, 2011 5:06 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    ErikTaurean saidSeeing that there is no points system, I will assume I am suppose to count how many answers come to masculine and how many come to feminine. And I will also assume that if a question, for example,the boa question said if I liked to wear a boa then I must be female. Well, since I don't like to wear a boa, then I must be masculine. With all that in mind I have a 7 masculine and 4 feminine ratio. So I must be center leaning masculine guy. IF I SCORED IT RIGHT by the instructions given.


    Yeah, you got it right handsome guy! icon_wink.gif
    ( and I just changed it to reflect a point system) icon_cool.gif


    Okie! Of course, some them are loaded, like the Nascar question. I will never be a fan. icon_wink.gif
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 5:22 AM GMT
    OK, Here's my results:

    Feminine 2
    Masculine 9


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    May 11, 2011 5:33 AM GMT
    malefeet said
    Do you like NASCAR? Is your favorite driver Jeff Gordon? Then you are masculine.

    Watching, rather than participating in an activity, is considered masculine?
    And NASCAR??? Isn't that like watching traffic?


    malefeet said
    Do you want to sing the blues about cheating, no good boyfriends? Then you are feminine.

    Yes! Yes! Yes!!! Mostly the classics-- Ella, Patsy, Aretha, Billie, and Dinah.

    malefeet said
    Just total up your scores and see where you end up. The score will tell you whether you are Kirsten Dunst or Tobey Maguire. If you get a tie score, consider yourself a bisexual. After all, it worked for David Bowie.

    Kirsten Dunst is the for the masculine score, right? I mean she could have run in the Kentucky Derby.
    Doesn't matter anyways. I scored Orange, whatever that means.
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    May 11, 2011 5:49 AM GMT
    malefeet said

    Do you want to wear fabulous clothing? If so you are feminine. Nope T-shirt & jeans are good enough for me

    Is giving fabulous blow jobs important to you? I like to know my efforts are paying off so yes, but I wouldn't want to call them fabulous LOL

    Is receiving fabulous blow jobs important to you? Hell yeah! Hide them teeth bitch!

    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine. Haha yeah..even have a couple leather items myself icon_cool.gif

    Do you like to talk about your feelings, particularly with women? If so you are feminine. Nope I'd rather show you not tell you

    Do you like to wear a feather boa? Then you are feminine. No way

    Do you like to play beach volleyball? If so, you are masculine. Never played on a beach but I would

    Do you like NASCAR? Is your favorite driver Jeff Gordon? Then you are masculine. Rather watch Baseball

    Do you want to sing the blues about cheating, no good boyfriends? Then you are feminine. No I'd rather fight a no good cheating boyfriend

    Do you like to lift weights and show off your immense, bulging muscles? Then you are masculine. Hell yeah right after a workout

    Do you say the heck with my body, I'm more concerned with my hair? Then you are feminine. Nope just throw some grease in it and brush it and I'm out the door to the gym

    5 for masculine and 1 for feminine YAY I WIN! icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 11, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    Ermine said
    malefeet said
    Do you like NASCAR? Is your favorite driver Jeff Gordon? Then you are masculine.

    Watching, rather than participating in an activity, is considered masculine?
    And NASCAR??? Isn't that like watching traffic?

    .


    Hahahaha hilarious!
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    May 11, 2011 6:28 AM GMT
    Do you want to wear fabulous clothing? If so you are feminine.

    Nah, jeans and T-shirts are good. masc

    Is giving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, you are feminine.

    How the hell is it feminine if I like giving oral? fem

    Is receiving fabulous blow jobs important to you? If so, then you are masculine.

    Idc if the other guy gives a good bj or not. It's more important for me to have that dick in my mouth. lol fem

    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy? Then you are masculine.

    Yuck. fem

    Do you like to talk about your feelings, particularly with women? If so you are feminine.

    I talk to my best friend about everything. The kid's straight and male. fem

    Do you like to wear a feather boa? Then you are feminine.

    What the hell is a feather boa? some kind of snake? masc

    Do you like to play beach volleyball? If so, you are masculine.

    Beach volleyball is pussy as hell. fem

    Do you like NASCAR? Is your favorite driver Jeff Gordon? Then you are masculine.

    Yawn. I like turning right. fem

    Do you want to sing the blues about cheating, no good boyfriends? Then you are feminine.

    Nope. I get pissed off and wouldnt be in a singing mood. masc

    Do you like to lift weights and show off your immense, bulging muscles? Then you are masculine.

    Lift, yes. Show off, no. As long as I fill out a T-shirt I'm happy. fem

    Do you say the heck with my body, I'm more concerned with my hair? Then you are feminine.

    Body over hair. masc

    So total is 4 masc and 7 fem. Damn!! Guess I'll have to start living out my newly discovered life.
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    May 11, 2011 6:50 AM GMT
    Do you want to wear fabulous clothing?
    DUH
    Is giving fabulous blow jobs important to you?
    Not important, but apparently I do give fbjs.
    Is receiving fabulous blow jobs important to you?
    Yes. Bad head = bad times.
    Do you like to look at men in leather, you naughty boy?
    No. Usually those people are gross or retarded or both.
    Do you like to talk about your feelings, particularly with women?
    Yes. People who don't talk about their feelings weird me out. How the fuck do they keep so much bottled up?
    Do you like to wear a feather boa?
    No. Anyone who does feel free to kill yourself.
    Do you like to play beach volleyball?
    No, but beach volleyball is the fucking gayest sport ever. It makes me think of hot chicks from the 80s in tiny athleticwear with huge tits.
    Do you like NASCAR? Is your favorite driver Jeff Gordon?
    No. Again, anyone who does feel free to kill yourself.
    Do you want to sing the blues about cheating, no good boyfriends?
    No. The blues sounds more like a masculine genre of music to me.
    Do you like to lift weights and show off your immense, bulging muscles?
    No because that's fucking gay.
    Do you say the heck with my body, I'm more concerned with my hair?
    No, I don't own any hair product and I have been told by hairdressers that I probably won't ever go bald because my hair is awesome.


    Tally:
    6 fem, 5 masc.
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 4:49 PM GMT
    One1313 said

    Do you like to wear a feather boa? Then you are feminine.

    What the hell is a feather boa? some kind of snake? masc


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    May 11, 2011 5:08 PM GMT
    malefeet said If you get a tie score, consider yourself a bisexual. After all, it worked for David Bowie.


    I know this is all in good fun, but I don't think that bisexuality has anything to do with the masculinity/femininity conundrum. icon_razz.gif
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    May 11, 2011 5:11 PM GMT
    lol @ this thread.
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 5:12 PM GMT
    showme said
    malefeet said If you get a tie score, consider yourself a bisexual. After all, it worked for David Bowie.


    I know this is all in good fun, but I don't think that bisexuality has anything to do with the masculinity/femininity conundrum. icon_razz.gif


    But of course it does.....icon_wink.gif
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    May 11, 2011 5:16 PM GMT
    Is this thread for real? icon_eek.gif When are gay guys gonna stop obsessing over being as straight as possible...

    Anyway, I guess I am somewhere in between. According to your scale, at least - but I am definitely not Bi :-)
  • masculumpedes

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    May 11, 2011 5:20 PM GMT
    fulldelight saidIs this thread for real? icon_eek.gif When are gay guys gonna stop obsessing over being as straight as possible...

    Anyway, I guess I am somewhere in between. According to your scale, at least - but I am definitely not Bi :-)


    Yes, this is a thread for real handsome guy!
    ( and I absolutely love the photo of you on the beach) icon_wink.gif
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    May 11, 2011 5:23 PM GMT
    When I went to the first meeting of the University GLBT student union, I got weird looks... "You're gay???" icon_confused.gif

    I wanted to prove it to some of them, but then I am a little shy... icon_redface.gif
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    May 11, 2011 5:26 PM GMT
    Andreas73 saidWhen I went to the first meeting of the University GLBT student union, I got weird looks... "You're gay???" icon_confused.gif

    I wanted to prove it to some of them, but then I am a little shy... icon_redface.gif


    um.....I didn't know that members of the Green Lantern Corps were shy.....imagine that...icon_wink.gif