To Ariodante with love

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    May 12, 2011 11:23 PM GMT
    Van Gogh's Starry Night in Bacon
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    Enjoy
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    May 12, 2011 11:55 PM GMT
    Hoy shit...

    I don't know if I want to frame it..or fry it.

    Yes I do I want to fry it and eat it.

    =D
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    May 13, 2011 12:00 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidHoy shit...

    I don't know if I want to frame it..or fry it.

    Yes I do I want to fry it and eat it.

    =D


    OMG...are you willing to share? icon_neutral.gif
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    May 13, 2011 12:02 AM GMT
    RBaker2689 said
    Ariodante saidHoy shit...

    I don't know if I want to frame it..or fry it.

    Yes I do I want to fry it and eat it.

    =D


    OMG...are you willing to share? icon_neutral.gif


    You can eat some of the sky, but I get to cronch down on the crispy fried villagers.
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    May 13, 2011 12:03 AM GMT
    What the hell is that!!!!!!! icon_eek.gif
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    May 13, 2011 12:04 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    RBaker2689 said
    Ariodante saidHoy shit...

    I don't know if I want to frame it..or fry it.

    Yes I do I want to fry it and eat it.

    =D


    OMG...are you willing to share? icon_neutral.gif


    You can eat some of the sky, but I get to cronch down on the crispy fried villagers.


    Can I eat the cathedral? That would show those villagers who's boss.
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    May 13, 2011 12:18 AM GMT
    I want to be Ariodante when I grow up.
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    May 13, 2011 12:49 AM GMT
    RBaker2689 said

    Can I eat the cathedral? That would show those villagers who's boss.


    We can both eat it at the same time a la Lady and the Tramp.
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    May 13, 2011 12:58 AM GMT
    Oh for fucks sake.
    He just jizzed all over the bed.

    We weren't even having sex.
    Thanks a lot.
    FML.
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    May 13, 2011 1:02 AM GMT
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    May 13, 2011 1:16 AM GMT
    TrevorMark saidOh for fucks sake.
    He just jizzed all over the bed.

    We weren't even having sex.


    For that brief moments when I first laid eyes on that masterbaconpiece, I was having sex with everyone.

    everyone.


    ...except that guy over there.
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    May 13, 2011 1:28 AM GMT
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    May 13, 2011 1:44 AM GMT
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    Those looks like some fierce drag queen legs next to Santa. Get it gurl!
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    May 13, 2011 1:52 AM GMT
    Damn straight! Aleit, Mrs Cluase is bound to cut that tranny-hoe.
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    May 13, 2011 1:55 AM GMT
    _SAGE_ saidDamn straight! Aleit, Mrs Cluase is bound to cut that tranny-hoe.


    You know she watching from across the room. Girl's a freak!
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    May 13, 2011 2:02 AM GMT
    bhp91126 saidVan Gogh's Starry Night in Bacon
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    Enjoy


    Now I want the Mona Lisa in Eggs, and Andy Warhol's Marilyn in Ezekial Bread. Breakfast!!
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    May 13, 2011 2:06 AM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle said

    Now I want the Mona Lisa in Eggs, and Andy Warhol's Marilyn in Ezekial Bread. Breakfast!!


    we can make a huge hoagie out of em and call it The Louvre. Mmmmmm, artwich.....
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    May 13, 2011 2:09 AM GMT
    Ariodante said

    For that brief moments when I first laid eyes on that masterbaconpiece, I was having sex with everyone.

    everyone.


    ...except that guy over there.


    So that's why I orgasmed suddenly
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    May 13, 2011 2:15 AM GMT
    shy_pj said
    Ariodante said

    For that brief moments when I first laid eyes on that masterbaconpiece, I was having sex with everyone.

    everyone.


    ...except that guy over there.


    So that's why I orgasmed suddenly




    bon appetit!

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    May 13, 2011 2:15 AM GMT
    shy_pj said
    Ariodante said

    For that brief moments when I first laid eyes on that masterbaconpiece, I was having sex with everyone.

    everyone.


    ...except that guy over there.


    So that's why I orgasmed suddenly


    Never fear, I'm going around with a roll of Bounty towels cleaning up the unexpected messes icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 13, 2011 2:44 AM GMT
    yourname2000 said
    Hmmm.....you looked more like a "Brawny Man" to me.
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    I had this fantasy where the Brawny towel man would go back to his cabin after a hard day of cleaning suburban housewife kitchen messes and get seriously banged by his lumberjack boyfriend. Oh the Brawny man's a power bottom, make no mistake ;D
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    May 13, 2011 2:46 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    yourname2000 said
    Hmmm.....you looked more like a "Brawny Man" to me.
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    I had this fantasy where the Brawny towel man would back to his cabin after a hard day of cleaning suburban housewife kitchen messes and get seriously banged by his lumberjack boyfriend. Oh the Brawny man's a power bottom, make no mistake ;D


    Oooo!! OOooo!!! Can I be his lumberjack boyfriend?? Please???
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    May 13, 2011 2:48 AM GMT
    Alpha_Muscle said

    Oooo!! OOooo!!! Can I be his lumberjack boyfriend?? Please???


    We'll take turns, Brawny man is totally into getting ganged then cleaning up the mess with ONE towel! Similar brands would take up to two or three towels to clean up the lube and semen left behind.
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    May 13, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    TheGuyNextDoor saidSomeone whip us up some special Syrup.... cause I'm Hungry!
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    Oh my god I'm totally making the Brawny man make us a batch of these after the cabin orgy icon_eek.gif YUM!!
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    May 13, 2011 2:54 AM GMT
    Trollileo saidBrawny1.jpg
    I always thought this Brawny guy was hotter.


    He's totally got that Colt circa 80's/ early 90's look <3