What Is Your Curse?

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    May 13, 2011 3:30 AM GMT
    Your double edged sword.
    The thing that you always always have problems with and no matter how hard you try to stop/avoid it, it continually happens and seems beyond your control.

    The thing that plagues you.

    For me it's technical computer disasters. For some reason, I seem to have the most difficult, most frequent problems with software and programs...crashes..............lost data...freaky problems that I often have to pay a geek to fix and problems most people don't have.

    And sometimes the geeks can't fix it.

    What is your curse?
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    May 13, 2011 5:38 AM GMT
    I am a total klutz when I walk. I easily trip over my own two feet wherever I go. I'm that schmuck who manages to fall off the sidewalk and into the grass, who trips going up the stairs, or who stumbles going across the street in front of everyone. It's quite ironic considering I was a gymnast for a long time. You'd think gymnasts have amazing balance! Actually, you'd be surprised how challenging it is for gymnasts to walk in shoes in the regular world.

    About 3-4 years ago I was walking from the bus stop to my house. At a crosswalk waiting for the light to change, a super-fine guy stood near me, and of course, I couldn't have made it more obvious that I was checking him out. The light changed to "walk". And as I started walking, my ankle rolled to its side and I fell onto my knee. I was fine physically. But I saw that the gorgeous guy saw me and he was trying to hold back his laughter.
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    May 13, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
    Crazy people. No matter where the fuck I go, they always talk to me. It's like they can smell I'm in mental health and its NEVER the type of people I want to talk to. People think that if you are in psych you like to talk about every single type of problem. Honestly I could give a shit less about anxiety and depression. Now if you are seeing things and think you are Jesus, now that I can help you with.
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    May 13, 2011 5:51 AM GMT
    Demons from my past still follow me.
    I try to lead my life, have my own friends, work hard on my career, and yet these annoying cunts still insinuate themselves into my way of living.
    Obviously its a crime to kill, so i just wish they just leave me alone.
    Or i could just leave, move to another state or country.
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    May 13, 2011 5:54 AM GMT
    I am accident prone. Not anything major, but it is rare that I don't have a band-aid on somewhere. I'm always slicing a finger, or scaping a knee, or bashing my head into something. SUCKS!
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    May 13, 2011 5:58 AM GMT
    Perfectionism. It's become so bad that I won't even start something if I think I can't do a perfect job of it. Time for me to see a counsellor...
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    May 13, 2011 5:59 AM GMT
    adam228 saidCrazy people. No matter where the fuck I go, they always talk to me. It's like they can smell I'm in mental health and its NEVER the type of people I want to talk to. People think that if you are in psych you like to talk about every single type of problem. Honestly I could give a shit less about anxiety and depression. Now if you are seeing things and think you are Jesus, now that I can help you with.


    HAHAHHAHAHA I literally cracked up laughing! I know exactly what you mean!!!

    Anyways...No matter how hard I try to keep up with things, I end up losing it anyways. I lost this expensive ass bracelet my parents bought me for my 19th birthday last year. They said you better not lose it but I did and I'm still looking for it..
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    May 13, 2011 6:03 AM GMT
    I tend to over-think things and as a result it can make me slow and indecisive. At worst it can be somewhat paralyzing. I just look at too many sides of many given issues.

    What do I want to eat??! I'm fucked, and so are you if you have to wait on my answer... icon_rolleyes.gif

    The noted exception is films, and all matters aesthetic. Those I am very quick and decisive about - especially if it's a post-viewing critique.
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    May 13, 2011 7:29 AM GMT
    People talk to me wherever I go. And it's never normal people.

    My personal favorite conversation started off with, "You white nigger piece of shit, smuggling all of your porn and crack into the country. You're what's wrong with America. You're always spitting on everyone and kicking them in the god damn asshole."

    I just looked at him and was like, "Okay."

    Most of the other ones are stuff like I'm standing in line for a bathroom and some guy starts asking me about what I plan on doing in there.

    Or I'm standing in line at court to pay fines (god damn speeding tickets) and the guy next to me starts trying to talk to me about how much he hates Jewish people.

    Or I'm getting my car fixed in the parking lot of a gas station and the guy who's fixing my car starts trying to talk to me about how much he hates black people.

    Or riding on the train, the crazy man in a power chair singles me out starts serenading me with Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head by BJ Thomas. Then, he asks if I want to hear another song and I say no, so he starts singing the same song again.

    Or...... I could go on forever. icon_sad.gif

    I have some pretty hilarious stories because of this, but it gets to be a hassle sometimes.
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    May 13, 2011 7:33 AM GMT
    LOts of Curses:

    1- I'm clumsy (i usually end up doing the most stupid things in the world like forgetting to shake hands with the man or woman after an interview. When i get out the car they keys fall on the ground and when i go down to catch em the back-pack falls down my arm. Its crazy)

    2- Perfectionism (never satisfied with anything i do, though, i always get good credit for my work but i always feel like its missing something)

    3- Glasses (no pair lasted more than month tops, they must be either broken, torn apart, thrown away)

    4- Mobile Phones (either burnt in the sun from the beach, fell off the balcony, fell in the dog shit bucket, or stolen)

    There are more but i dun want to be all over the place already! icon_biggrin.gificon_biggrin.gif
  • barriehomeboy

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    May 13, 2011 7:39 AM GMT
    I get the crazy people too! It's like I'm a magnet for them.

    And people who are parking! There can be 100 empty parking spaces in the parking lot and when I'm walking across the lot, they want the exact spot that I'm walking through!

    I went out after work one night, and the parking lot was entirely empty exect for two cars. Mine and the other one. The other car was backed in so close to my driver's side that I could barely get my drivers side door open.
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    May 13, 2011 7:41 AM GMT
    - Compassion: I'm a nice guy and that has bit me on the ass many times, and every time it happens I become more of a dick and more and more untrusting. It upsets me that I don't seem to receive the same level of compassion, so now I balance being an asshole with being a nice guy and it takes a lot to get to know me.

    - Honesty: I'm blunt and often times I hurt other people's feelings. I take very little personal and live my life that way, but most people do not. It's also sometimes Tact, it's not that I don't have it, I just often times choose not to use it.
  • Twenty_Someth...

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    May 13, 2011 7:55 AM GMT
    I always laugh at the most inappropriate times!!! And I mean horrendously inappropriate times. It's not that I think things are funny, I just think "Oh my gosh, this is terrible, what if I laughed??? I better not laugh". Then it becomes so hard not to laugh!!!!

    Times I've laughed at the wrong time.

    1) When the Nazis got the little girl in the red dress in Schindler's List. (I was in my AP Government class and got kicked out for the remainder of the period)
    2)This girl got hit in the face really hard with a soccer ball, and I was the one who was supposed to take her to the nurses office. She was like "I can't fucking see" wailing at the top of her lungs. When I looked at her eye, it was tweaking out and moving on it's own pretty much. I burst out laughing and couldn't stop. I mean a CRAZY bout of laughter. She was so pissed/hurt.
    3) I heard an Asian girl say MUMBLING. It came out MUMBERRRINGGG. I was in a Buddhism class and it was completely silent. I put my hands over my mouth to stop my laughter, but it was etched in my body language, and eventually it broke through my hand.
    4)In the same Buddhism class after I had laughed at the Asian girl, a girl with a speech impediment made me laugh too. She started every sentence with errrup unnn. I got asked to leave the classroom.
    5) In Vegas my friend dropped a 2 liter bottle of cranberry juice in the lobby of the Venetian. The lid cracked and it spilled all over the floor. This 300lbs+ woman was walking in a white dress and somehow was sporting high heels. She didn't see the liquid, and stumbled into it. She did 3 scissor kicks back and forth before her legs completely went out from under her and she landed on her back in the red liquid. She was screaming "Oh help me pleeaazee help me!!!!" rolling back and forth like a beached whale. I was pretty drunk and started stomping up and down on the ground, laughing and pointing at her! I could not contain myself. I ran through the lobby telling everyone to come see.

    (Okay, the last one was kind of messed up, but I was drunk)icon_twisted.gif
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    May 13, 2011 8:01 AM GMT
    bpguru saidI always laugh at the most inappropriate times!!! And I mean horrendously inappropriate times. It's not that I think things are funny, I just think "Oh my gosh, this is terrible, what if I laughed??? I better not laugh". Then it becomes so hard not to laugh!!!!

    Times I've laughed at the wrong time.

    1) When the Nazi's got the little girl in the red dress in Schindler's List. (I was in my AP Government class and got kicked out for the remainder of the period)
    2)This girl got hit in the face really hard with a soccer ball, and I was the one who was supposed to take her to the nurses office. She was like "I can't fucking see" wailing at the top of her lungs. When I looked at her eye, it was tweaking out and moving on it's own pretty much. I burst out laughing and couldn't stop. I mean a CRAZY bout of laughter. She was so pissed/hurt.
    3) I heard an Asian girl say MUMBLING. It came out MUMBERRRINGGG. I was in a Buddhism class and it was completely silent. I put my hands over my mouth to stop my laughter, but it was etched in my body language, and eventually it broke through my hand.
    4)In the same Buddhism class after I had laughed at the Asian girl, a girl with a speech impediment made me laugh too. She started every sentence with errrup unnn. I got asked to leave the classroom.
    5) In Vegas my friend dropped a 2 liter bottle of cranberry juice in the lobby of the Venetian. The lid cracked and it spilled all over the floor. This 300lbs+ woman was walking in a white dress and somehow was sporting high heels. She didn't see the liquid, and stumbled into it. She did 3 scissor kicks back and forth before her legs completely went out from under her and she landed on her back in the red liquid. She was screaming "Oh help me pleeaazee help me!!!!" rolling back and forth like a beached whale. I was pretty drunk and started stomping up and down on the ground, laughing and pointing at her! I could not contain myself. I ran through the lobby telling everyone to come see.

    (Okay, the last one was kind of messed up, but I was drunk)icon_twisted.gif


    lol @ 3.
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    May 13, 2011 8:02 AM GMT
    Curse of always Owing someone Money whenever we want to borrow from that certain someone(Note to self: NEVER ASK SOME1 FOR MONEY CUZ I KNOW I CAN'T PAY IT BAAAaaack!!), and um tripping on a flat surface...and hitting the rest of my face to a cement wall(when im not looking; of course if i were talking to some1)...ouch...icon_eek.gif ...

    when i was like an elementary student(the time where boy and girls had their separate gender school thingy; and i had to follow my big sister around her "all girl school", she told me NOT to play around the "dwarf house: superstition says that every midnight , the dwarves play there or live" cuz if i do, ill get cursed. buuut, being the stupid/clueless/curious child i was, i went there and TOTALLLY sabotaged that tiny house(drawing on walls, throwing rocks at it). next day i started feelings that weird thing crawling around my body icon_eek.gif (a huge boa constrictor was like around my body and i know that i got cursed). I didn't get any sleep for a week cuz i was fucking scared/traumatized of that big snake(i also have to endure seeing it in daytime). So yeahh, but im thankful my grandma drove away that creepy/scary boa constrictor icon_eek.gif LOL....
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    May 13, 2011 8:05 AM GMT
    Man am on the floor laughing!!! This laughing things happens to me all the time as well, like i can't contain the laugh, and if my face manages to hold it, my eyes are all overrrrrrrrrr laughing! and its contagious!!! LOOOOOOL
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    May 13, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    Amgad saidMan am on the floor laughing!!! This laughing things happens to me all the time as well, like i can't contain the laugh, and if my face manages to hold it, my eyes are all overrrrrrrrrr laughing! and its contagious!!! LOOOOOOL



    BAHAHAHAHAHAH !!! when i read this, i laughed! :O OH NOoooo IT IS CONTAGIOUS! :O
  • Hokenshi

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    May 13, 2011 8:35 AM GMT
    Too trusting and I have too much faith in people.
    I give everyone who I get to know a 100% and take a lot of people at face value as that's how I live (well with regards to anything of importance), been shafted on more than one occasion by doing this. Some people are just wankers.icon_evil.gif

    However once you've betrayed me that's it, I couldn't care less what your excuses are you'll never fully gain my trust again.
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    May 13, 2011 8:41 AM GMT
    My sense of humour.

    Some love it, some hate it. It gains me as many friends as it does enemies.
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    May 13, 2011 8:45 AM GMT
    Hokenshi saidToo trusting and I have too much faith in people.
    I give everyone who I get to know a 100% and take a lot of people at face value as that's how I live (well with regards to anything of importance), been shafted on more than one occasion by doing this. Some people are just wankers.icon_evil.gif

    However once you've betrayed me that's it, I couldn't care less what your excuses are you'll never fully gain my trust again.


    icon_eek.gif so nandesuka??
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    May 13, 2011 9:18 AM GMT
    KissingPro saidYour double edged sword.
    Which one? I have an entire collection of them. icon_wink.gif
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    May 13, 2011 10:40 AM GMT
    My curse is my blood. Mosquitos luv my blood in the summer time and they seem to find me and leave me itchy rashes. I feel like i'm the cafeteria for these blood suckers..icon_confused.gif
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    May 13, 2011 10:45 AM GMT
    I would have to say that my curse is being a sort of late bloomer, am just starting out in the "gay world" but feel behind the game. Not sure really how to flirt with the guys and dont have the confidence that I should.
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    May 13, 2011 11:05 AM GMT
    Moishendlishus said- Compassion: I'm a nice guy and that has bit me on the ass many times, and every time it happens I become more of a dick and more and more untrusting. It upsets me that I don't seem to receive the same level of compassion, so now I balance being an asshole with being a nice guy and it takes a lot to get to know me.


    This pretty much sums mine up.
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    May 13, 2011 11:13 AM GMT
    Bad decisions that seemed too awesome and fun at the time to turn down, but that I pay for later. That follow me, and make things for building my future much harder... alllll the time.