WHAT IS THE DUMBEST ?? ANYONE HAS EVER ASKED YOU....

  • liftordie

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    Apr 08, 2008 4:55 AM GMT
    I know the old saying is there is no such thing as a 'stupid' question. But boy were they ever wrong...LOL i will go first.... Lady at the grocery store in the check out line looked at my arm and asked..."Did that tattoo hurt?????" HUH???????
  • Csrobbie2000

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    Apr 08, 2008 3:25 PM GMT
    Someone chatted me up online a while ago, he asked where I was from originally. I told him "Vietnam", and he asked "Are there a lot of asian people living in Vietnam?"
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 08, 2008 3:27 PM GMT
    'Do you have a girlfriend?'

    'Do you like being gay?'

    'Do you shave your head?'
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:30 PM GMT
    "do you want fries with that"

    Uhh...YEAH BITCH
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:31 PM GMT
    Yeah... the tattoo questions are the WORST!

    Do they hurt SLASH are they real.

    My FAVORITE is when people look at a tattoo they've seen on my for years, like the one on my chest where there is NO other ink near it, and ask "Is that new?" CLEARLY they are more concerned with putting money in my underwear and not realizing that the tattoo has been there for about 9 years now.
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:33 PM GMT
    "Can I ask you a question?"
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:39 PM GMT
    "was hitler a homosexual?"
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:39 PM GMT
    OH they find out my last name is Chang and go "Which of your parents is Japanese?"

    1. Neither, one is Chinese

    2. My LAST name is Chang... which do you think?
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:40 PM GMT
    dancerjack, you beat me to the punch.
  • dhinkansas

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    Apr 08, 2008 3:43 PM GMT
    StipperRocco has a tattoo??? Who knew. Wonder if he likes Madonna????
    His posts crack me up. He is a walking encyclopedia of Madonna knowledge.
    I think the dumbest question I was asked was at work and was along the lines of I don't understand why I can't spend more than my budget.
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:49 PM GMT
    dancerjack said"was hitler a homosexual?"


    Again... i peed HA HA HA HA
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:51 PM GMT
    zdrew78 said"Can I ask you a question?"


    Yeah, this does it for me too. Close behind is the "Hitler a homosexual" question.
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:52 PM GMT
    I think I did too.
  • Timbales

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    Apr 08, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
    When I worked at a video store called Saturday Matinee and the uniform was a tuxedo shirt, black pants, tie and cummerbund

    "Excuse me, do you work here?"

    No ma'am, today is my personal Halloween.
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    Apr 08, 2008 4:25 PM GMT
    i go skiing in vermont. and i know it's a "different" country and all, but it's only an hour and half drive away. i'm amazed when kids, aroudn the age of 10-12 ask me

    "is it winter ALL the time there?" when they find out i'm canadian. yaaaaaay, geography teachers are the BEST.
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    Apr 08, 2008 4:43 PM GMT
    On Myspace, someone sent me a message and asked "ASL?"
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    Apr 08, 2008 4:43 PM GMT
    "Do you work out?"

    I was relaying a story about pot and shroom vendors on Wreck Beach in B.C. to my brother when he asked. "You didn't take Canadian when we were in school so how did you know what they were talking about?" The most disturbing thing about the question was that he was completely serious.


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    Apr 08, 2008 4:44 PM GMT
    "So, dude. Are you still gay?"

  • healthy1

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    Apr 08, 2008 4:46 PM GMT
    I was with a group of friends and one of them asked about my birthday. I said it's May 5th. She responded, "That's cool, your birthday is Cinco de Mayo." Another friend (obviously unfamiliar with Spanish) overheard this and asked, "Oh, is your birthday on Cinco de Mayo every year?" icon_confused.gif

    Uh...yeah...
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    Apr 08, 2008 4:51 PM GMT
    Well recently this twentysomething person who I thought would know better, asked "so how do I know what the latest version of the document is that you have e-mailed me?" After staring at the telephone receiver for a few seconds, I managed to say calmly, "look at the time of the e-mail, the one that is the most recent contains the most current document."

  • Thirdbeach

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    Apr 08, 2008 5:24 PM GMT
    I was shopping with a friend, who was babysitting her nephew that day. The friend steps into a store, I am left with the baby. A woman says to me "how old is the baby?"

    I reply "His birthday was last week, he's one."

    The woman then asks "How many months is he?"

    While traveling in Hawaii an Old woman asked me "Where is the airport in Canada"
    I told her "It's on Airport Road, of course"
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    Apr 08, 2008 5:25 PM GMT
    madonna or mariah? does a question from another thread count?
  • HndsmKansan

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    Apr 08, 2008 5:28 PM GMT
    "I see you have a boyfriend", can I still hit on you"?
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 08, 2008 5:29 PM GMT
    dancerjack said"was hitler a homosexual?"


    ROFLMAO!!! One is just. To funie!
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    Apr 08, 2008 5:29 PM GMT
    l was in Mexico City ages ago and i asked a Policeman for direction's and he said where are you from and l said London and he replied "Oh that's in Paris isn't it"