Power Bottoming, The Most Disturbing New Trend In American Homosexuality

  • metta

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    May 13, 2011 3:57 PM GMT
    Power Bottoming, The Most Disturbing New Trend In American Homosexuality


    http://christwire.org/2011/05/power-bottoming-the-most-disturbing-new-trend-in-american-homosexuality/
  • rnch

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    May 13, 2011 4:07 PM GMT
    sounds like a rant from SNL's "Church Lady" character.



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  • kew1

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    May 13, 2011 4:35 PM GMT
    "• Lying on one’s back with hind legs in the air. Most often occurring in a domestic setting (such as the bedroom), this posture allows for the deepest form of homosexual penetration. "

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  • allanon

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    May 13, 2011 4:41 PM GMT
    With such a detailed narrative, I think these Christians take a vicarious pleasure in the bedroom activities of gay men. icon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 13, 2011 4:55 PM GMT
    yeah, i really wonder wtf these people are smoking.....it's some strange stuff....
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    May 13, 2011 5:38 PM GMT
    allanon saidWith such a detailed narrative, I think these Christians take a vicarious pleasure in the bedroom activities of gay men. icon_rolleyes.gif


    Yeah, I threw a bone just reading it.
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    May 13, 2011 5:39 PM GMT
    Few studies have been done on the significance of anal sex among Asian homosexual males, though anecdotal evidence suggests it is quite rare.

    LOL I knew asians were asexual.

    Um why would religious groups need to watch out for this or even be aware? I mean are power bottoms that attracted to uppity people?

    They should change the name of the article to "Check your husbands rosebud ladies, make sure he isn't one them nasty Power Bottoms!".
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    May 13, 2011 6:38 PM GMT
    This actually cracked me up. "the glutinous maximums gesturing upwards."

    It's misspelled (it's gluteus maximus) and the description, "gesturing upwards". I visualize him shaking his butt like a baboon. icon_lol.gif
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    May 13, 2011 7:05 PM GMT
    I love me some power bottoms. <3
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    May 13, 2011 7:10 PM GMT
    "One clinician has likened it to bearing witness to a veritable convention of Tourette’s sufferers, a shower of relentless profanity and human fluids that sickens as well as fascinates."

    That may be the most hilarious description of any kind of sex in human history.
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    May 13, 2011 7:21 PM GMT
    I was about to get really upset that this Christian site was really putting this stupidness out there, when I realized that this is a satire site. This isn't a real Christian site. Look at some otehr headlines:

    "The Rebels in Star Wars inspired Bin Laden Terror and 9/11"

    "TSA Agents fondle Baby American; Accuse Baby of Terrorism"

    "Wasilla Principal pushed under the Glee Bus: accuses Freddie Mercury of being Gay"

    "Photos of Young Twink Obama having homosexual tryst with Osama Bin Laden"

    This is a satirical site.... funny, tho!!
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    May 13, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHA.... My favorite:

    "Obama kills Osama: Takes credit for very, very late term abortion"
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    May 13, 2011 8:49 PM GMT
    Christwire is THE BOMB! Even better than the Onion!
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    May 13, 2011 8:52 PM GMT
    You do all know Christwire IS satire, right?

    Even Maddow got busted decrying one their posts a couple months ago.

    What's the best part is the "Comments" feature returning commenters who have been head-nodding for years and still haven't figured it out.

    I shouldn't forget the pearl-clutching commenters who repeatedly gasp and flog the Christwire blogger(s) and still haven't figured it out either!
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    May 13, 2011 8:55 PM GMT
    It´s satire, but OMG love this

    "“Versatile,” another expression in this lexicon of filth, is gay code for a man who pretends to be a well-endowed penetrator in public, but readily begs to be the recipient of sodomy in the bedroom or alleyway."

    Also:

    "one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable pain"

    hahahahaha

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    May 13, 2011 9:11 PM GMT
    pure bullshit.
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    May 13, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    No wonder I have so many asian girlfriends.

    Power bottoms unite
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    May 13, 2011 9:41 PM GMT
    I liked the guy in the very first picture they had. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 13, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    Hahaha! I am having a hard time believing anyone here fell for it....
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    May 14, 2011 7:45 AM GMT


    "one male inserts his erect phallus between the buttocks of another male and inserts it quite deeply. He will then proceed to pull his member almost all the way out before violently poking it back in again. This rectal trespass causes indescribable PLEASURE." (fixed it)
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    May 14, 2011 1:09 PM GMT
    "As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex. "

    Holy shit, that was a hilarious read!
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    May 14, 2011 7:33 PM GMT
    showme saidHahaha! I am having a hard time believing anyone here fell for it....


    if you lived in the bible belt, you'd realize it's very close to the perception of some small pockets of people. the thing is that unlike avowed racists, they're not as easily visible, can hide behind the bible. so they appear to have commonality with a much larger base.

    but the article was hilarious
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    May 14, 2011 7:52 PM GMT
    Balljunkie said"As this sad predilection overtakes him, family and friends will be cast aside as he seeks out even larger phalluses to fulfill his accursed needs. And each and every time he sits down, whether it be at the office or church, he will think of the foulest acts of sex. "


    Probably even when he's before God: icon_lol.gif

    OPWe must remember that one day we will sit before the judgment seat and our worst acts will be brought to the fore.
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    May 14, 2011 8:05 PM GMT
    Honeydew saidFew studies have been done on the significance of anal sex among Asian homosexual males, though anecdotal evidence suggests it is quite rare.

    LOL I knew asians were asexual.
    Um why would religious groups need to watch out for this or even be aware? I mean are power bottoms that attracted to uppity people?

    They should change the name of the article to "Check your husbands rosebud ladies, make sure he isn't one them nasty Power Bottoms!".


    Quit saying that! That's simply not true. (But it's funny as hell though )

    I'm just gonna need to post some gay porns involving Asian guys to prove you guys wrong. Stay tuned I'll post it on my profile soon.



    (If you guys are lucky I might post a link of me having sex too
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    May 15, 2011 2:52 PM GMT
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    Honeydew saidFew studies have been done on the significance of anal sex among Asian homosexual males, though anecdotal evidence suggests it is quite rare.

    LOL I knew asians were asexual.
    Um why would religious groups need to watch out for this or even be aware? I mean are power bottoms that attracted to uppity people?

    They should change the name of the article to "Check your husbands rosebud ladies, make sure he isn't one them nasty Power Bottoms!".


    Quit saying that! That's simply not true. (But it's funny as hell though )

    I'm just gonna need to post some gay porns involving Asian guys to prove you guys wrong. Stay tuned I'll post it on my profile soon.



    (If you guys are lucky I might post a link of me having sex too


    Yes it is true. I've had two Asian boyfriends and they never wanted to fuck. It's annoying as....well, fuck. BTW where are those porn you promised us? Love to see you proving us wrong. Get it? lol