Can Make Ya Smile...

  • justjk

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    Apr 08, 2008 3:21 PM GMT
    Just curious if anyone has any funny sayings, t-shirts, expressions, that can make ya smile no matter what kinda day ur having?

    One that can do it for me all the time is,
    "If a bear shits in the woods,.. Should I have a cocktail?"
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 08, 2008 3:31 PM GMT
    'When you're beautiful you don't have to be smart all the time.'
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    Apr 08, 2008 3:43 PM GMT
    "Save the trees... wipe your ass with an owl."
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    Apr 08, 2008 4:11 PM GMT
    "Jesus/Mary is my Homeboy/Homegirl"

    I have both shirts!
  • justjk

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    Apr 08, 2008 4:20 PM GMT
    I also have to say i like,

    Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you're abusing it.
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    Apr 08, 2008 4:25 PM GMT
    If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I'd fart.

    If I want any lip from you, I'll scrape it off my zipper.
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 08, 2008 6:35 PM GMT
    'You're dumber than a 10 pound bag of stupid!'
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    Apr 08, 2008 6:38 PM GMT
    these are my fav t-shirts i own;

    yes, i'm quietly judging you.

    sober-ish

    ditch her
  • puttputt

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    Apr 08, 2008 6:39 PM GMT
    "If you're close enough to read this, you now have SARS."
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    Apr 08, 2008 6:40 PM GMT
    Written on the back of a biker's leather jacket:

    If you can read this, the bitch fell off.
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    Apr 08, 2008 6:43 PM GMT
    McGay saidWritten on the back of a biker's leather jacket:

    If you can read this, the bitch fell off.


    i've seen that one, too! genius!
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    Apr 08, 2008 6:48 PM GMT
    Bumper Sticker: "Some people are alive simply because it is illegal to kill them."

    T-shirt: "I'm not perfect, but parts of me are excellent."

    T-shirt: "I'd kick your ass, but it might kill the gerbil."

    T-shirt: "I'm not as think as you dumb I am."

    Coffee mug: "I'm sorry, you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck."

    My brother learned how to make silk screens in high school. He made t-shirt that I think he intended to read "I'm O.K., you're a shithead", but came out "I'm Ok, your shithead".
  • Squarejaw

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    Apr 08, 2008 6:55 PM GMT
    Old t-shirt graphic:


    JESUS IS COMING!
    Look busy.
  • Squarejaw

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    Apr 08, 2008 6:56 PM GMT
    "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"
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    Apr 08, 2008 6:57 PM GMT
    Squarejaw said"How can I miss you if you won't go away?"


    The variation I've seen is "If I promise to miss you, will you go away?"
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:02 PM GMT
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:03 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHA!
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:05 PM GMT
    "I'm a virgin, but this is a really old shirt"

    "1% Nice, and 99% Bitch"

    "Closer, closer, closer ... I'm more than meets the eye"

    My little nephew has a spongebob shirt that says, "99% Evil and 1% Gas"




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    Apr 08, 2008 7:09 PM GMT
    McGay saidHAHAHAHAHA!

    Your LOL spelling is improving.
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:10 PM GMT
    My mom had a t-shirt "51% sweetheart, 49% bitch. Don't push your luck."
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:14 PM GMT
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:46 PM GMT
    Centaur of Attention, with a pic of a centaur. I thinks funny at least.icon_cool.gif
  • ShawnTX

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    Apr 08, 2008 7:47 PM GMT
    ROFL...I love it!!! Send that to hippieforlyfe.
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    Apr 08, 2008 7:53 PM GMT
    My mom actually said something like this to me.

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  • justjk

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    Apr 08, 2008 8:29 PM GMT
    I love these!!! the vodka one is great!!!, i'm curently looking for this one,

    No,No, You're Right, I'm Not Listening, And I Don't Care.