Gah! I had a dirty hetero dream!

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    May 17, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    I have been gay my whole life. I've never even seen a vagina in real life. I shudder to think about 'gina.

    Last night, though, I had a dream that I performed oral sex on a girl. She wasn't masculine or butch and she definitely had a 'gina. Mind you, since I've never seen one, I'm sure the 'gina in my dream is only vaguely like a real vagina. It was more like one of those things you blow up a beach ball with, a kind of sterile rubber hole. I'm pretty sure that's not reality.

    What does this mean? Should I worry? Am I getting shades of straight? I can't shower this off!
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    May 17, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    You're probably going to get different types of responses


    One group might say "Dreams are not reality and sometimes are completely irrelevant"

    Another might say that this is a sign of what you possibly might be looking for all along

    I had a similar situation, I actually had a heterosexual wet dream, which confused beyond belief but at the end of the day you might just have to take it as an isolated incident
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    May 17, 2011 4:51 AM GMT
    13-inside-vagina-views.jpg

    Now your dreams can be realistic.
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    May 17, 2011 5:04 AM GMT
    You need to turn in your gay card, now.
    Please meet me at my place tomorrow evening, naked, with your gay card in hand.
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    May 17, 2011 5:23 AM GMT
    I find the idea of you in a hetero dream, Luna, to be kind of hot.

    Paul, are you going to take my card or punch it?

    Anduru, this is one road I have no intention of going down. The road to striaghthood is paved with fishy-smelling kids, way too much talking, and boobies. Dear God, boobies.

    Ant, what do I tell them? I had a dream I ate a 'gina and now I've got bits of hair in my teeth?
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    May 17, 2011 5:36 AM GMT
    shortguybeau saidPaul, are you going to take my card or punch it?
    I'm going to hide it, and refuse to give it back until you have gay sex with me...just to prove that you're a "pure homosexual" and worthy of your card. icon_razz.gif
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    May 17, 2011 5:50 AM GMT
    shortguybeau saidI find the idea of you in a hetero dream, Luna, to be kind of hot.

    Paul, are you going to take my card or punch it?

    Anduru, this is one road I have no intention of going down. The road to striaghthood is paved with fishy-smelling kids, way too much talking, and boobies. Dear God, boobies.

    Ant, what do I tell them? I had a dream I ate a 'gina and now I've got bits of hair in my teeth?


    I find the idea of you in my dreams hot icon_smile.gif
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    May 17, 2011 8:21 AM GMT
    I've probably had more hetero sex dreams than gay ones, it's annoying.
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    May 17, 2011 8:49 AM GMT
    Luna, see you this eve.

    Paul, if I have to prove it to you, I have to prove it to everyone and I don't have that sort of stamina.

    Pure, you are named after a lube. How straight can you be?
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    May 17, 2011 11:11 AM GMT
    shortguybeau saidLuna, see you this eve.

    Paul, if I have to prove it to you, I have to prove it to everyone and I don't have that sort of stamina.

    Pure, you are named after a lube. How straight can you be?


    Haha, I'm not straight at all, it just goes to show that dreams don't really mean anything I guess!! I wish I had more gay sex dreams!
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    May 17, 2011 2:38 PM GMT
    don't feel bad.

    i'm (ahem...cough) more familar with vaginas, and still gay gay gay

    but i've had dreams about fucking women.

    i had one the other night. doggy style. i was fucking her and grabbing her tits. and the thing that was going through my mind was "wow....this is some smoooooth skin" because even the smoothest man is not as smooth as women are....it's just different...

    i'd
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    May 17, 2011 2:59 PM GMT
    shortguybeau saidPaul, are you going to take my card or punch it?

    Actually you lose a corner for each violation until your card is gone, though a really serious one can result in immediate forfeiture.

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    Seriously, dreams are difficult to analyze. You may have seen on TV or overheard at the gym some reference to oral sex. You never know what kinda stuff your brain will create while dreaming. Not too many nights ago I dreamt about a naked Winston Churchill taking a bath in our place. EEEEKKK!!! WHY???

    At the same time, in all my 62 years I've never had a dream about engaging in sex with a woman. With men, yes. But maybe this thread will make me have my first. I'll keep you posted. icon_wink.gif

    But I wouldn't worry too much, unless they become regular, or worse, they turn into wet dreams. Remember, we often dream about things we DON'T like or want, as well as what we do like.
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    May 17, 2011 3:12 PM GMT
    ive had 1 hetero dream and a few dozen gay dreams over the years, lol.
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    May 17, 2011 3:14 PM GMT
    I've had heterosexual sex dreams several times, doesn't change the fact that the actual act (or even thinking about it when awake) does absolutely nothing for me.
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    May 17, 2011 3:16 PM GMT
    I have a lot of sexual dreams of women. It is a part of my sexuality but it does not tempt me to act on it. I do not perceive an absence in my life, so I do not think it ever crosses my mind or my partner's.

    When I was with my wife my preference was straight sex because we were in love , but my orientation is bisexual. Now I am in love with Danny, and my preference is making love with him.
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    May 17, 2011 3:56 PM GMT
    maybe it was just a bad dream?
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    May 17, 2011 9:50 PM GMT
    Hey man stuff happens, THIS ISN'T a DREAM BTW THIS HAPPENED this past Saturday I went to a charity fundraiser at my friend's aunt's house. We all happen to live walking distance to each other.

    The night goes on without anything too exciting happening but it was open bar so I start with beer and moved to vodka which was my downfall. I went to go put some chicken on someone's plate and it flew everywhere so this lady comes up from behind me and jokes around saying I've had one too many.

    I start talking to this 38 old lady not bad looking for a woman her age and she speaks italian so I'm loving it because I get to practice my Italian we kept on drinking in a social setting everyone was around, speaking italian and this lady starts rubbing my lower back and my shoulder, she was getting a pretty drunk as well.

    ANYWAY I don't know if it's because I didn't eat that day or what but I 'browned out' for a bit and the next thing I know I'm at my friends house icon_redface.gif (i guess we walked there) with this lady next to me rubbing my leg and resting her head on my shoulder and in my head I just thought ' WTF IS GOING ON?' soo my friend texts me and she goes ' James you better not be at my house with that lady, that's my mom's cousin's ex-wife they just got divorced and they have kids'...needless to say i didn't do anything with this lady but I wander what drove me to pursue a woman after I came out, maybe it was because all through highschool and college I 'had' to go after girls that when I get drunk I just do it anyway? I don't know but I thought it was comical
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    May 17, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    I wouldn't pay any attention to this, its probably a carry over from a past life.