Are all Gay Cruises about... cruising?

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    May 17, 2011 6:29 AM GMT
    So... I think going on a cruise would be great, but the idea of doing it on a cruise full of families and children really puts me off...

    The first idea I got was... Gay cruise! But knowing how the "scene" works I'm afraid that cruises will be only about hooking up and having sex, and that if we go there, as a couple, we'll always have to be wondering if the nice guy that chats with us in the bar is just being nice or wondering if he can sex with us.

    I'm fine with anyone that wants that, but it is rather tiring to measure every word you say so it isn't misunderstood for a sex offering...

    To the point... are all gay cruises about sex? Or is there any (preferred european) that is just about a bunch of guys getting a vacation on a boat without annoying kids and sunbathing women? icon_smile.gif
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    May 17, 2011 6:32 AM GMT
    If I were on a gay cruise my goal would definitely be to fuck some dude in the ass. I'd imagine it would be that rich guy that's in his late 30s or early 40s who still has it going on. Or probably the fat 21 year old who thinks he's too fat but to me he's just sexy. I'd find a way to fuck someone, and make sure it's not some A-list douche bag. And then I'd have fun in my down-time talking to old gay guys because they're actually amazing to talk to when my brain isn't invaded with the obnoxious concept of "must find sex now."
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    May 18, 2011 2:03 AM GMT
    Cruise? Cruise? DOUBLE LOSE!

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    May 18, 2011 2:05 AM GMT
    I went on one last year. It is there if you want it. I mean its a bunch of gay guys in place so its going to happen. If you are hot you are going to get hit on just like you would a bar.
  • Lunastar

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    May 18, 2011 2:12 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON saidIf I were on a gay cruise my goal would definitely be to fuck some dude in the ass. I'd imagine it would be that rich guy that's in his late 30s or early 40s who still has it going on. Or probably the fat 21 year old who thinks he's too fat but to me he's just sexy. I'd find a way to fuck someone, and make sure it's not some A-list douche bag. And then I'd have fun in my down-time talking to old gay guys because they're actually amazing to talk to when my brain isn't invaded with the obnoxious concept of "must find sex now."


    Lol your comments always amuse me, in a good way heh.
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    May 18, 2011 2:17 AM GMT
    It ain't called a "cruise" for nothing, ya know.
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    May 18, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON saidIf I were on a gay cruise my goal would definitely be to fuck some dude in the ass. I'd imagine it would be that rich guy that's in his late 30s or early 40s who still has it going on. Or probably the fat 21 year old who thinks he's too fat but to me he's just sexy. I'd find a way to fuck someone, and make sure it's not some A-list douche bag. And then I'd have fun in my down-time talking to old gay guys because they're actually amazing to talk to when my brain isn't invaded with the obnoxious concept of "must find sex now."


    You're turrible Muriel.
  • conquer

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    May 18, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    yes, thats all that happens. i used to work on ships and we had an rsvp cruise. for me all i saw were a bunch of stereotypical men prancing. an organised party every night. under wear party, costume party etc. so annoying. everyone else i worked with had fun, i was embarrassed. the gay crew members got pulled into the managers office and got a talking to about hooking up with passengers before the cruise started.

    when a drunk man comes up and ask me how big my cock is, also being grilled by people and wondering if i was gay or not is pretty shameful (they decided i wasn't). then i got a talking to and asked why i i'm not going out of my way to engage the passengers. i stayed in my cabin the entire time to avoid them. the worst cruise i have ever worked, and the extra work we to do to prep for it was unreal. i will never take a gay cruise
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    May 18, 2011 2:50 AM GMT
    Lunastar said
    JAKEBENSON saidIf I were on a gay cruise my goal would definitely be to fuck some dude in the ass. I'd imagine it would be that rich guy that's in his late 30s or early 40s who still has it going on. Or probably the fat 21 year old who thinks he's too fat but to me he's just sexy. I'd find a way to fuck someone, and make sure it's not some A-list douche bag. And then I'd have fun in my down-time talking to old gay guys because they're actually amazing to talk to when my brain isn't invaded with the obnoxious concept of "must find sex now."


    Lol your comments always amuse me, in a good way heh.


    indeed!, I always enjoy reading his stuff icon_smile.gif ...
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    May 18, 2011 4:30 AM GMT
    ^ I has fans! =)
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    May 18, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
    JAKEBENSON said^ I has fans! =)



    hahaha, you do Jake icon_razz.gif
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    May 18, 2011 4:32 AM GMT
    I sure hope so.
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    May 18, 2011 4:34 AM GMT
    I wonder how much semen is ejaculated on a gay cruise....like if you put it all in one conrainer...what would be the volume?
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    May 18, 2011 4:56 AM GMT
    conquer saidyes, thats all that happens. i used to work on ships and we had an rsvp cruise. for me all i saw were a bunch of stereotypical men prancing. an organised party every night. under wear party, costume party etc. so annoying. everyone else i worked with had fun, i was embarrassed. the gay crew members got pulled into the managers office and got a talking to about hooking up with passengers before the cruise started.

    when a drunk man comes up and ask me how big my cock is, also being grilled by people and wondering if i was gay or not is pretty shameful (they decided i wasn't). then i got a talking to and asked why i i'm not going out of my way to engage the passengers. i stayed in my cabin the entire time to avoid them. the worst cruise i have ever worked, and the extra work we to do to prep for it was unreal. i will never take a gay cruise



    I've been on 4 gay cruises, all ATLANTIS, which are a level above the RSVP cruises, and I have had a blast on every one of them. To say that all that happens on a gay cruise is guys cruising for sex is simply not true. Obviously, with a ship full of a few thousand gay guys, people are going to get laid --- but the cruise experience is so much more than that. Is there that element of obnoxiously forward queens making fools of themselves -- of course -- it's no different than being at a big gay party or a club, but that is the exception, not the norm. You get a mix of guys of all types, sizes, ages, colors, and personalities from all over the world that pretty much run the gamut from A-to-Z. Most guys are there to just have a great time, kick back, and meet people and make new friends, and most are well-behaved and responsible. There are also tons of couples. There is many things to do on the ship other than the parties --- that is if gay dance parties on a pool deck in beautiful weather under the stars with a gentle sea breeze blowing and surrounded by hot men dancing and having an awesome time is not your thing.
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    May 18, 2011 4:58 AM GMT
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    conquer saidyes, thats all that happens. i used to work on ships and we had an rsvp cruise. for me all i saw were a bunch of stereotypical men prancing. an organised party every night. under wear party, costume party etc. so annoying. everyone else i worked with had fun, i was embarrassed. the gay crew members got pulled into the managers office and got a talking to about hooking up with passengers before the cruise started.

    when a drunk man comes up and ask me how big my cock is, also being grilled by people and wondering if i was gay or not is pretty shameful (they decided i wasn't). then i got a talking to and asked why i i'm not going out of my way to engage the passengers. i stayed in my cabin the entire time to avoid them. the worst cruise i have ever worked, and the extra work we to do to prep for it was unreal. i will never take a gay cruise


    To say that all that happens on a gay cruise is guys cruising for sex is simply not true.


    dammit!
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    May 18, 2011 5:11 AM GMT
    My mom wants to take me on a gay cruise!!! Should I veto that, or would she have a blast too???
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    May 18, 2011 5:15 AM GMT
    Just get a little boat and cruise around by yourself icon_razz.gif
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    May 18, 2011 5:19 AM GMT
    hahaha god I love hearing Jake Bensons comments, no matter what he seems to say it always brightens my day
  • swimbikerun

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    May 18, 2011 5:20 AM GMT
    What I found strange was the idea someone would pay thousands of dollars to go to the steamroom and cruise.

    I wouldn't do it again. The cruising in the steamroom part.
    The rest of the cruise was fun. Especially the bodybuilders in the hot tub that one night.
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    May 18, 2011 5:34 AM GMT
    swimbikerun saidWhat I found strange was the idea someone would pay thousands of dollars to go to the steamroom and cruise.

    I wouldn't do it again. The cruising in the steamroom part.
    The rest of the cruise was fun. Especially the bodybuilders in the hot tub that one night.


    It seems icon_cool.gif you have reached an epiphany.

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    May 18, 2011 5:38 AM GMT
    bpguru saidMy mom wants to take me on a gay cruise!!! Should I veto that, or would she have a blast too???


    Think that sounds like fun, your mom is probably pretty outgoing!

    I'd like to go on a cruise, but with a group of friends or a partner that I can trust. Otherwise, I'd feel weird by myself.
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    May 18, 2011 6:40 AM GMT
    I wanna go! someone take me icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 18, 2011 6:47 AM GMT
    MuscleLuke said
    bpguru saidMy mom wants to take me on a gay cruise!!! Should I veto that, or would she have a blast too???


    Think that sounds like fun, your mom is probably pretty outgoing!

    I'd like to go on a cruise, but with a group of friends or a partner that I can trust. Otherwise, I'd feel weird by myself.


    I went alone. I dont have anyone to travel with. It was fine. I forced me to talk to people.
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    May 18, 2011 7:02 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidI wonder how much semen is ejaculated on a gay cruise....like if you put it all in one conrainer...what would be the volume?


    they throw it off board and makes the sea as salty as it is now, icon_lol.gif
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    May 18, 2011 7:09 AM GMT
    blue_ahli said
    dekiruman saidI wonder how much semen is ejaculated on a gay cruise....like if you put it all in one conrainer...what would be the volume?


    they throw it off board and makes the sea as salty as it is now, icon_lol.gif


    I am never going to drink sea water again. icon_eek.gif