What's the WORST thing about being straight?

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    Apr 09, 2008 2:59 AM GMT
    Now that we’ve all had our chance to vent about all the terrible things we put up with because we’re gay, it’s time to rake the other guys over the coals. I’ll start off the list with an even dozen, courtesy of my straight friends and coworkers.

    And guys – if your partner exhibits more than two or three of these characteristics, wake up boy! You’re dating a chick!

    1) Dealing with her monthly hormonal/emotional meltdown.

    2) Never getting another blow job after your wedding day, except maybe on your birthday or on those rare occasions when she wants something from you really bad.

    3) Never getting rimmed, ever (I added this one myself – the vast majority of straight guys have never had the experience, and never will).

    4) Being wrong, always.

    5) Learning that “equal rights” means she gets her way, all the time.

    6) Listening to both your parents and hers whine about when you’re going to give them some grandchildren.

    7) Listening to both your parents and hers bitch that the other set of grandparents gets more time with your kids.

    8 ) Staying in a loveless, torturous relationship “for the sake of the children”.

    9) Losing half your worldly possessions in a nasty divorce because she was fucking your best friend – and still having everyone assume that you’re “the bad guy”.

    10) Watching her slowly but surely pack on more pounds with every coming year.

    11) Getting bitched at for leaving the toilet seat up.

    And last but not least…

    12) Going through your whole life worrying that someone will think you’re gay.

    OK, who’s next?
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    Apr 09, 2008 4:08 AM GMT
    Well me being bi I get the best and the worst of both worlds and I have to say that the worst thing about being straight would be that there are alot of expectations that are placed upon you like if you dont date during high school you're labeled weird. Know what I mean?
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    Apr 09, 2008 8:12 AM GMT
    LOL!

    1) They deal with the predatory species called women.

    2) They're expected to be part of the breeding system before they hit their thirties and stay there until they die. icon_razz.gif

    3) Never giving in to those stray thoughts lurking deep in their minds.

    4) Never giving in to the 'feminine' side for fear of being labeled gay.
  • GQjock

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    Apr 09, 2008 11:09 AM GMT
    I haven't got the foggiest notion icon_wink.gif
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    Apr 09, 2008 11:44 AM GMT
    All of the above, plus:

    1. Having to pretend you like football

    2. Having to discuss football with work colleagues every day

    3. Having to play football in the Sunday leagues.

    4. Having to read the back pages of the newspaper first so that people don't think you are gay.

    4. Having to look after children

    5. Having to pay for their education

    6. Having to deal with them when they become ungrateful, money-grabbing teenagers.

    7. Having to work really hard so that you can afford a big house, a big car and holidays and keep up with the Jones'.

    8. As a straight man you probably have the least sex of anyone, you can't even talk about it now because it's non-PC



    I don't have to worry about any of the above plus I get to have sex with lots of men.

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    Apr 09, 2008 1:37 PM GMT
    1) girlfriends who say they're pregnant when you try to break up with them.
    2) the fact that every stab wound gets priority at the hospital when you take her to get checked out at the hospital. i mean, the guy was BARELY bleeding.
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    Apr 09, 2008 3:13 PM GMT
    I get to have sex with alot of men too but I also have to worry about the above as well so um I think I got screwed when they were handing out lives LOL!!!!!
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    Apr 09, 2008 3:19 PM GMT
    drac08 saidI get to have sex with alot of men too but I also have to worry about the above as well so um I think I got screwed when they were handing out lives LOL!!!!!
    I was bi when a younger man too !! got married and the "WHOLE BALL OF WAX" Ha !!! Take comfort in that you will probably be like most of us bi's who somewhere in our 40's no longer have interest in wemon, the guys gradually become the priority, and wemon become distastefull, and as you've noted, that will save you a lot of trouble!!!!
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    Apr 09, 2008 3:23 PM GMT
    One of the worst things about being straight from what I see, is that most of them are hopelessly UNCREATIVE. Most guys are dull and clueless when it comes to creativity.
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    Apr 09, 2008 7:39 PM GMT
    being blamed (rightfully so) for almost every single problem that exists in the world and not having the emotional depth or empathetic insight to realize that everyone who hates you is perfectly entitled to do so.
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    Apr 09, 2008 7:41 PM GMT
    Having to wear mis-matched belts and shoes?
  • justjk

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    Apr 09, 2008 7:43 PM GMT
    I have a hard time saying this word, but i guess i can type it.... PUSSY!!???
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    Apr 09, 2008 11:29 PM GMT
    realifedad said[quote][cite]drac08 said[/cite]I get to have sex with alot of men too but I also have to worry about the above as well so um I think I got screwed when they were handing out lives LOL!!!!!
    I was bi when a younger man too !! got married and the "WHOLE BALL OF WAX" Ha !!! Take comfort in that you will probably be like most of us bi's who somewhere in our 40's no longer have interest in wemon, the guys gradually become the priority, and wemon become distastefull, and as you've noted, that will save you a lot of trouble!!!![/quote]


    Thanks for the info man I appreciate it and if i do eventually tune out the women to focus on the men then I will take comfort in it but im living it up and dating Men and Women cause they r both hot right now!!!icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 23, 2012 4:16 AM GMT
    Your list's of the worst things' about being straight are hilarious. You guy's got me into thinking. icon_razz.gif LOL
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    Jun 23, 2012 4:17 AM GMT
    Vagina. It's why I don't date them.
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    Jun 23, 2012 5:27 AM GMT
    long hairs in the shower
    endless boring conversations
    vagina
    that monthly thing they have going on, yuck!
    Being constantly belittled
    Only one cock to play with


  • AMoonHawk

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    Jun 23, 2012 5:39 AM GMT
    Marrying a woman and handing over your paycheck so she can buy make-up and tampon's.

    Your wife when she takes off her make up.

    Your wife when she is on the rag.

    Your wife when she is on the nag.

    Handing over your paycheck to your wife, exwife, mistress to pay child support so all your kids can love their mother and hate you.

    I'm sure there's a lot more ....



  • araphael

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    Jun 23, 2012 8:35 AM GMT
    The worst thing about life for straight guys, or those of us who were straight for most of our lives, is that everybody tries to define you and what you are supposed to be like. The poor straight guys don't have a prayer of defining themselves for what they like, or would like to experience, because this country swoops in on pussy loving guys immediately to control his dick until he dies.
  • AMoonHawk

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    Jun 24, 2012 5:18 AM GMT
    It's sad, but I have actual heard more than one woman badger their man, calling him fag or queer and laugh at them, for doing or saying something they didn't like ... I wonder if they think this is how they keep their man ... and usually the women are fat and ugly and their man is really decent looking
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    Jun 24, 2012 5:20 AM GMT
    Estrogen Poisoning. icon_neutral.gif
  • Musicman91

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    Jun 24, 2012 5:25 AM GMT
    AMoonHawk saidIt's sad, but I have actual heard more than one woman badger their man, calling him fag or queer and laugh at them, for doing or saying something they didn't like ... I wonder if they think this is how they keep their man ... and usually the women are fat and ugly and their man is really decent looking


    Nothing is worse than seeing a decent/good looking guy who has a nice, laid back personality with an absolute bitch who isn't even pretty. My one friend was inthis perdicament. He's a nice guy who is nice looking and his ex was obnoxious and had no personality aside from complaning, all she did, when she wasn't complaning, was make fun of him, she even called him "faggot" a few times and one time I lost it and told her to STFU and she wasn't even pretty. After they broke up he said the only reason he stayed with her is because she gave good head.

    Lol straight guys...