End of the world this Saturday - caused by homosexuals!

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    May 19, 2011 10:21 PM GMT
    http://thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/rapture-gays-are-responsible-for-saturday-being-judgement-day/news/2011/05/19/20518

    So if it doesn't end, can I blame heterosexuals?
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    May 19, 2011 10:23 PM GMT
    SHIT! THEY FOUND OUT ABOUT US! RUN!
    lmao
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    May 19, 2011 10:52 PM GMT
    Gay people are so naive and trusting. Before providing the Christian loons with the rapture, for which they've been waiting for 2000 years, we should have gotten equal rights first.

    After the rapture has happened nobody will remember that it was us.
  • roadbikeRob

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    May 19, 2011 10:57 PM GMT
    All this end of the world propaganda and all this rapture is nothing more than a glorified fairy tale. It is time for Americans to set themselves free from the archaic, nonsensical strictures of religion. The world is going to come to an end this saturday, what a bunch of bullshit.
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    May 19, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
    It's about time they caught onto our master plan.
    Once this rapture shit is over, maybe we can have some peace and quiet without all those "religious" nutjobs around. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 19, 2011 11:17 PM GMT
    I guess the listeners of "Family Radio" are gonna be a little confused on sunday morning.. and a little less trusting of their 'preachers'.... LMAO
  • GQjock

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    May 19, 2011 11:26 PM GMT
    Yeah ... it's goona be Judgement Day

    For that wrinkled old Geezer *Hack
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    May 19, 2011 11:27 PM GMT
    Excuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.
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    May 19, 2011 11:40 PM GMT
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.


    is your birthday the 22nd? i would hate for it to be on the 23rd and have the rapture outshine it! gotta campaign for the day after icon_smile.gif
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    May 19, 2011 11:48 PM GMT
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.
    You have nothing to worry about. You won't be in the rapture que anyway. icon_twisted.gif
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    May 19, 2011 11:49 PM GMT
    running11 said
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.


    is your birthday the 22nd? i would hate for it to be on the 23rd and have the rapture outshine it! gotta campaign for the day after icon_smile.gif


    ya may 22nd who the fuck has the balls to end the world before I get presents! icon_evil.gif
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    May 19, 2011 11:51 PM GMT
    charlitos said
    running11 said
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.


    is your birthday the 22nd? i would hate for it to be on the 23rd and have the rapture outshine it! gotta campaign for the day after icon_smile.gif


    ya may 22nd who the fuck has the balls to end the world before I get presents! icon_evil.gif
    I got yer present right here. Get it while you can, before my perfect ass gets raptured. icon_razz.gif
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    May 19, 2011 11:53 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    charlitos said
    running11 said
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.


    is your birthday the 22nd? i would hate for it to be on the 23rd and have the rapture outshine it! gotta campaign for the day after icon_smile.gif


    ya may 22nd who the fuck has the balls to end the world before I get presents! icon_evil.gif
    I got yer present right here. Get it while you can, before my perfect ass gets raptured. icon_razz.gif


    Hahaha- i laughed so hard at that. and paul your profile picture is quite funny too
  • Webster666

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    May 20, 2011 12:14 AM GMT
    charlitos said
    running11 said
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.


    is your birthday the 22nd? i would hate for it to be on the 23rd and have the rapture outshine it! gotta campaign for the day after icon_smile.gif


    ya may 22nd who the fuck has the balls to end the world before I get presents! icon_evil.gif




    Hello.
    It's not the end of the world.
    It's the RAPTURE, where Jeebus gets to pick and choose all the people he likes best.
    It starts in New Zealand, at 6 PM (their time), right after a huge earthquake.
    Then, the earthquakes progress through each time zone, so that the chosen people in each zone get yanked up to heaven, at 6 PM (their time).
    And, the end of the world will be on October 21st.

    BTW, Reverend Shitforbrains predicted this same thing, back in 1994, then, when it didn't happen, he claimed that he got the math wrong.

    But, as you know, according to the religious nuts, all natural disasters are our fault.
    Roll my eyes.
    LOL.
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    May 20, 2011 2:38 AM GMT
    Personally, i'm elated to have them realize we have this much

    POWER!!!!!!

    MUUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
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    May 20, 2011 2:39 AM GMT
    TropicalMark saidI guess the listeners of "Family Radio" are gonna be a little confused on sunday morning.. and a little less trusting of their 'preachers'.... LMAO


    Personally as a christian I'm scared and worried about this day....well we'll seen what happens won't we...icon_cry.gif
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    May 20, 2011 2:39 AM GMT
    Oh shit, what am I gonna wear?! icon_confused.gif
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    May 20, 2011 2:41 AM GMT
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    May 20, 2011 2:48 AM GMT
    charlitos saidExcuse me the world cant end right before my birthday, so I would like to invite you all to join my facebook page in protest against this unfair event hoping the God will end up postponing it for the 23rd.



    Bahahaha I said this exact thing to my friend yesterday. Good job. Any day after June 4th is fine.

    However, I heard that Saturday is just the day that all who will be saved will be taken to Heaven. Apparently the REAL end of the world isn't until October 21st or some shit like that. So we get to enjoy natural disasters, zombies, etc.. until then. As my friend said tonight, "It's going to be so much fun!!!" And I agree.


    By the way, if anybody needs tips for how to survive a zombie apocalypse let me know. I've seen all the movies and feel pretty prepared.
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    May 20, 2011 2:49 AM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said Oh shit, what am I gonna wear?! icon_confused.gif


    Absolutely nothing.

    If I read the narrative correctly - the saved folks get yanked out of their clothing and soar up to heaven, leaving their clothing in neatly feed piles on the ground or wherever they happen to be.

    Of course, you can just get necked any time you please icon_smile.gif


    TropicalMarkI guess the listeners of "Family Radio" are gonna be a little confused on sunday morning.. and a little less trusting of their 'preachers'.... LMAO


    Which may be a good thing: it might encourage them to actually read their bibles and verify the claims of some of these so-called preachers. icon_biggrin.gif
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    May 20, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    Looting should be fun, in addition to the zombies. I feel bad for all those people who haven't sinned - they miss alllllll the fun.
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    May 20, 2011 3:05 AM GMT
    [quote][cite]alphatrigger said[/cite]
    GigoloAssassin said Oh shit, what am I gonna wear?! icon_confused.gif


    Absolutely nothing.

    If I read the narrative correctly - the saved folks get yanked out of their clothing and soar up to heaven, leaving their clothing in neatly feed piles on the ground or wherever they happen to be.

    Of course, you can just get necked any time you please icon_smile.gif[quote/]

    We better get up(or down) there together man! icon_biggrin.gif

  • eddieross69

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    May 20, 2011 3:11 AM GMT
    God, what does one wear to an "End of the World Party"? Formal? Casual? Circuit boi wear?

    Just too many god damn choices!
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    May 20, 2011 3:15 AM GMT
    eddieross69 saidGod, what does one wear to an "End of the World Party"? Formal? Casual? Circuit boi wear?

    Just too many god damn choices!


    Either my Hugo Boss tux or my Mad Max Thunderdome outfit.
    Either way, be FIERCE!!! icon_biggrin.gif
  • germanguy888

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    May 20, 2011 3:16 AM GMT
    hahahaha I see these billboards when i drive through philly and in Delaware (we even have preacher on campus yelling at us hahaha one even has a sign that says "are you going to heaven? Free test now!") haha fun times! I even saw a DART bus (the state run public transportation of Delaware) with one of those signs on the side!