I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM JESUS

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    May 21, 2011 7:34 AM GMT
    He forgot he has a date on Tuesday, so the rapture has been postponed until Wednesday; sorry.
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    May 21, 2011 8:05 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidI don't believe that bullsh!t when people believe Jesus will return to Earth. Jesus is here and he is everywhere.

    Only God can make a judgement date, not crazy people.


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    May 21, 2011 10:20 AM GMT
    True_blue_aussie saidHe forgot he has a date on Tuesday, so the rapture has been postponed until Wednesday; sorry.


    Sorry Dudes
    Had this thing I forgot to do ..... blonde !
    We'll get together and do that rapture thing another time - promise

    The Son of God - J
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    May 21, 2011 11:27 AM GMT
    Oh yeah,
    JESUS
    called, left a message;
    He said this thread is
    GAY.

    icon_lol.gif!!!
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    May 21, 2011 11:28 AM GMT
    No homo!
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    May 21, 2011 12:11 PM GMT
    GigoloAssassin said Oh yeah,
    JESUS
    called, left a message;
    He said this thread is
    GAY.

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    Little one, it is now you is hereicon_wink.gif
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    May 21, 2011 2:52 PM GMT
    what his digets!?!?!? i got a party next week he needa be at!
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    May 21, 2011 7:31 PM GMT
    Are we talking the actual Son of God with Capitals or some random Latino here?

    Did he have a beard?

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    May 21, 2011 7:34 PM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidI don't believe that bullsh!t when people believe Jesus will return to Earth. Jesus is here and he is everywhere.

    Only God can make a judgement date, not crazy people.




    AMEN!!
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    May 21, 2011 7:36 PM GMT
    Hi you all! I have to see it to belive it bud!

    BW
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    May 21, 2011 7:43 PM GMT
    brittainswei said
    sxydrkhair saidI don't believe that bullsh!t when people believe Jesus will return to Earth. Jesus is here and he is everywhere.

    Only God can make a judgement date, not crazy people.




    AMEN!!



    Um hello he did its in the bible we didn't just pull this random ass day out of our asses
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    May 21, 2011 7:51 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 said
    brittainswei said
    sxydrkhair saidI don't believe that bullsh!t when people believe Jesus will return to Earth. Jesus is here and he is everywhere.

    Only God can make a judgement date, not crazy people.




    AMEN!!



    Um hello he did its in the bible we didn't just pull this random ass day out of our asses


    But it said no such thing in the Book of Mormon to back it up........
  • Space_Cowboy_...

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    May 21, 2011 7:54 PM GMT
    well even if it did you know what? its not real just like Cinderella isn't real or the bitch from Sleeping beauty (Aurora) isn't real. I mean the mexicans predicted next year the world will end... idk about you guy but I've never listened to them so I'm not about to now.
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    May 21, 2011 7:57 PM GMT
    OMG let's all get tee's that say I survived the Apocalipsis icon_razz.gif
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    May 21, 2011 8:05 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidwell even if it did you know what? its not real just like Cinderella isn't real or the bitch from Sleeping beauty (Aurora) isn't real. I mean the mexicans predicted next year the world will end... idk about you guy but I've never listened to them so I'm not about to now.


    I know that why the Bible and the Book of Mormon go so well together side by side, they back each other up.

    But...........start shopping because Santa Clause will be coming back again in December, that we can rely on, and know is real.
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    May 21, 2011 8:06 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidOMG let's all get tee's that say I survived the Apocalipsis icon_razz.gif


    Done I'll have mine made today, and I will; giggles.
  • lozano86

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    May 21, 2011 10:05 PM GMT
    Jesus already came like 100 years ago. He crossed the border and hunkered down.
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    May 21, 2011 10:09 PM GMT
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidwell even if it did you know what? its not real just like Cinderella isn't real or the bitch from Sleeping beauty (Aurora) isn't real. I mean the mexicans predicted next year the world will end... idk about you guy but I've never listened to them so I'm not about to now.


    They Mayans, not the Mexicans, predicted 2012, along with many, many ancient cultures AND even current computer programs called Webbots. I agree that religion is fake. It's the largest scam in human history.
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    May 21, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    Brandon112586 said
    Space_Cowboy_89 saidwell even if it did you know what? its not real just like Cinderella isn't real or the bitch from Sleeping beauty (Aurora) isn't real. I mean the mexicans predicted next year the world will end... idk about you guy but I've never listened to them so I'm not about to now.


    They Mayans, not the Mexicans, predicted 2012, along with many, many ancient cultures AND even current computer programs called Webbots. I agree that religion is fake. It's the largest scam in human history.


    Thank for for that I thought the Mexicans only come about after the Spanish invasion, and the Mexicans come about as a result of Rape of the Mayan women by Spanish men. Makes one ponder who was the cruelest, the Spanish or the Catholics who raped their land and culture, to in force it's will on them.
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    May 21, 2011 10:30 PM GMT
    lozano86 saidJesus already came like 100 years ago. He crossed the border and hunkered down.


    Was he not last seen in what is now call the USA? The Book of Mormon tells us so.
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    May 21, 2011 10:35 PM GMT
    True_blue_aussie saidHe forgot he has a date on Tuesday, so the rapture has been postponed until Wednesday; sorry.
    Yeah, I just reminded him about our date earlier today.
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    May 21, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    Do not even get me started on the freaky texts the J man sends me late night when he's been partying with the sacramental wine.
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    May 21, 2011 10:59 PM GMT
    paulflexes said
    True_blue_aussie saidHe forgot he has a date on Tuesday, so the rapture has been postponed until Wednesday; sorry.
    Yeah, I just reminded him about our date earlier today.


    I know he told me not to go, and I agreed.
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    May 22, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    I thought you text was gonna say "text whilst driving if you wanna meet me"
    haha.... seriously icon_smile.gif
  • Webster666

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    May 22, 2011 1:40 AM GMT
    sxydrkhair saidI don't believe that bullsh!t when people believe Jesus will return to Earth. Jesus is here and he is everywhere.

    Only God can make a judgement date, not crazy people.




    I ain't seen no Jesus, well, except for my neighbor, Jesus Ramirez.
    Is that the one you're talking about ?