May 24, 2011 8:52 PM GMT
"IT" being "Naked," of course. Dutch Treat?
[quote]The Interbest Hunk - In The Netherlands, billboard company Interbest filled their unsold advertising space with a hairy bear of a hot man who stripped off a different piece of clothing for every day the space went without an advertiser. People driving past slowly got an eye full of his furry chest pies and his peen shading gut of glory. And just when he was about to pull down them panties to show the real goods, a radio station bought the ad space and saved the people! Interbest's blackmail campaign worked! Uh huh.
Interbest planned it like this. They viciously teased the public and then BAM! They shut down the party and handed out blue balls as a parting gift. Because there's no way anybody would buy advertising space just as the Interbest Hunk was about to show us what's in his honey jar. Who doesn't want to see hairy bear peen?! If they really wanted to scare a bitch into buying ad space, they would've put up a 3..2...1 countdown to playing a Ke$ha song.[/quote]