Geriatric texting codes

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    May 25, 2011 10:47 PM GMT
    ATD -at the doctor.
    BFF -best friend fell.
    BTW -bring the wheelchair.
    BYOT -bring your own teeth.
    FWIW -forgot where I was.
    GGPBL -gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
    GHA -got heartburn again.
    IMHO -is my hearing aid on?
    LMDO -laughing my dentures out.
    OMMR -on my massage recliner.
    ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up.
    TTYL -talk to you louder!
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    May 25, 2011 11:24 PM GMT
    funny, but why do you need to know those you're only 50 ?.?
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    May 25, 2011 11:42 PM GMT
    LOL - Lounging On Leather (the recliner)
    LMAO - Lounging My Ass Off
    SRSLY - Seniors Only
    ORLY - Bill O'Reilly
    QFT - Quit Forgetting Things
    OMG - Oh My Gas!
    WTF - Want To Fuck?
    GOML - Get Off My Lawn!
    iPad - Combination of "I pee'd" and "I poo'd" in my Depends.
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    May 25, 2011 11:44 PM GMT
    I got this as an e-mail at work. They were pretty funny. Though the BFF one I read stood for Best Friend's Funeral.
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    May 25, 2011 11:45 PM GMT
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    May 26, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    vain_nayias saidfunny, but why do you need to know those you're only 50 ?.?


    Only 50? I absolutely adore you. If you send me your address, I'll send you a brazilian dollars. j/k - don't send me your address (just in case you're incredibly naive and really thought I'd send you a brazilian dollars cause there's no such thing). Also -


    Stop stealing my medication and get off my lawn!
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    May 26, 2011 12:51 AM GMT
    McGay said
    Only 50? I absolutely adore you. If you send me your address, I'll send you a brazilian dollars. j/k - don't send me your address (just in case you're incredibly naive and really thought I'd send you a brazilian dollars cause there's no such thing).


    Can you send me a brazilian wax, it's getting bushy down there.