Damn straight Anduru =]. I'm more than game, if you're up for the courtesan challenge that is ;] (although, I may have to efficiently work my way to the top of London's vice industry first to afford you, or just pull a Bambi and marry into old money, sans a pre-nup of course - either or ;)
If I could be any fictional character I would like to be the hot young black male version of Jean Grey as the Phoenix from X-Men 3 (sans the mental/emotional instability), although if that is completely too much of a cheat answer, then Dr Manhattan from Watchmen (hmmm subconscious megalomaniac much?...meh, whatevs). How about yourself, who would you be?
P.S. How awesome was cold, super-bitch Charlotte from the last season of Secret Diary of a Call Girl?! XD