Alright, it may not fit under "gay news" as there is no mention that the man was gay (and the incident was an accident.) However, I got a bit of a chuckle out of his misfortune. Yes, as a prime example of schadenfreude I actually laughed a little when I read
A New Zealand truck driver said he blew up like a balloon when he fell onto the fitting of a compressed air hose that pierced his buttock and forced air into his body at 45kg a square inch.

"I was blowing up like a football," he said. "I had no choice but just to lay there, blowing up like a balloon."


You can read the rest of the story (and about the outcome) here.
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/Air-hose-in-butt-man-blown-up-like-balloon/articleshow/8579321.cms