The Comprehensive Guide to Gay Internet Lingo: Now More Comprehensive!

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    May 27, 2011 6:43 AM GMT
    Enjoy!

    Penis size: Subtract 1.5”-2”.

    Height: Subtract 1”.

    Weight: Add 5-10 lbs.

    Waist size: Add 2”.

    Body hair: “Some body hair” often means back hair as well, or they’re really hairy in general and wanted to try to make themselves seem like less of a bear.

    Out: No: Trying to have the “masc DL frat jock” appeal when they blow more guys than a crack whore.

    No HIV Status listed and looking for sex: almost always HIV+.

    HIV Status: Don’t Know: HIV+.

    Face: Add a few pimples.

    Vers, Vers-Bottom, Bottom: All total bottoms.

    VGL = “Very Good Looking”. Normally a 7/10, or a closeted 8. Normally has been to a gym in the past three months.

    GL = “Good Looking”. Can range from 4 to 6/10.

    If either of those is absent and the person makes no statement regarding their appearance and does not upload an image, you can assume they’re a 2 or 3.

    “Masc” = looks masculine in pics and acts masculine when meeting people, then reverts to wrist-flapping and wearing girl pants.

    “Bro” = Old and jealous of those younger, or closeted drunken frat douche.

    “Bud” = Term old creepers use when looking for young prey because they think the use of the term makes them relatable or likable.

    “Down to Earth” = Egotistical and capricious moron.

    “Drama free” = Just went through a bad, dramatic breakup and now a total head case.

    “Poppers” = So much of a slut normal sex isn’t enough to satisfy.

    “Discreet” = My employer doesn’t know I suck ten guys a day in various restrooms but I’m a huge slut. In a relationship (normally with a guy) but cheating.

    “ISO” = In search of. Generally precedes “NO FATS NO FEMS.”

    “DDF” = Drugged, Diseased Flunkie

    “Hung” = 4.5”+

    “Other ethnicity” = Black but so liberal/PC they refuse to select “black” on the list because “African American” isn’t on there.

    “Mixed Race” (but looks white) = Pretentious white hipster who wants to feel cultured

    “Musc” = Has gone to the gym at least once in the past year, likely to cruise a sauna

    “FB” = Facebook. Fat Bunny. Football. Furball. Furby. Federal Bureau. Fuck Buddy.

    “FWB” = Fat White Boy. Fugly Wide Bitch. Floppy Woman Boobs. Friend With Benefits.

    “NSA” = National Security Agency.

    “LTR” = Lord of The Rings. Or something very hard to find on Craigslist.

    “Fun” = Overweight

    “Great personality” = Overweight

    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black.

    “Dom” = Short for Dominic. Or Dom Perignon.

    “Sub” = A type of sandwich or underwater vessel.

    “Pos” = Piece Of Shit. Or HIV+.

    “Clean” = has bathed in the past month.

    “Neg” = Too lazy to get tested.
  • ohioguy12

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    May 27, 2011 6:50 AM GMT
    Haha, a lot of them I've found to be true especially



    “Other ethnicity” = Black but so liberal/PC they refuse to select “black” on the list because “African American” isn’t on there

    “Mixed Race” (but looks white) = Pretentious white hipster who wants to feel cultured


    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black

    I would also add "Mixed Race"" (But looks black) A pathetic attempt to appease to white folks

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    May 27, 2011 6:56 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidYou forgot "I'm leaving this site, someone is posting private pics I thought I only had access to"

    What's the freudian interpretation to that?


    I don't like when Stuart has the powers of admin.
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    May 27, 2011 6:57 AM GMT
    5ebastian saidYou forgot "I'm leaving this site, someone is posting private pics I thought I only had access to"

    What's the freudian interpretation to that?

    Leaving for a bit and coming back a day later cause I can't resist being on the forums and put my two cents into what "everyone" says cause it's fun and makes me feel happy happy joy joy
    that may have been paraphrased icon_razz.gif
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    May 27, 2011 6:57 AM GMT
    I'm totally "fun"!

    xD
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    May 27, 2011 8:28 AM GMT
    Addendum I:

    "Generous" = Colloquially known as a "John."

    "ParTy" = Use of meth

    "Tina" = Crystal meth

    "Normal" = Either a square or a giant LARPing nerd.
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    May 27, 2011 9:21 AM GMT


    Oh, and you need to subtract 2" from height, not 1". (source http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/the-biggest-lies-in-online-dating/)
    I don't understand why people lie when they get over 6'... but apparently they do.
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    May 27, 2011 11:21 AM GMT
    hmm I don't agree on all of them...

    in my view, people who refer to themselves as VGL, GL or like to talk about how good they look = a bit full of themselves or just insecure.

    and more than 50 percent of guys who write they're muscular ( when they aren't) do so because they want their profiles to be seen. cos they know everybody who looks at profiles ticks "muscular" in the search engine icon_lol.gif
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    May 27, 2011 11:57 AM GMT
    I find most to be so true!

    However: I really am 5' 10" and weigh 175 (just checked this morning) with a 6.5" penis...( last time I checked...not like I do that regularly! LOL)with an average build.....and say that while I am not Brad Pitt, I'm certainly not Quasimodo either!icon_wink.gif

    I found out long ago that AOL really meant "All Out Lying"...


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    May 27, 2011 12:41 PM GMT
    "You cruise, you lose" - I enthusiastically post pics of my naked ass at the drop of a hat.

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    May 27, 2011 1:13 PM GMT
    Lostboy said"You cruise, you lose" - I will post pics of my naked ass at the drop of a hat.


    WIN!

    Though FtF most likely falls within the normal spectrum for knowing what LARP is.

    And likely Magic the Gathering, as well.
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    May 27, 2011 1:34 PM GMT
    Great post, Bud!
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    May 27, 2011 2:01 PM GMT
    FearTheFall saidEnjoy!

    [a bunch of interesting phenomena + some truth]


    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    May 27, 2011 2:14 PM GMT

    "Republican" - I think I'm funny when I'm not and I have never read the Constitution and I think sarcasm is the 'game over' last word on everything I discuss.

    "Democrat" - I think I'm serious when I'm a joke, I have read the Constitution, and I take offense to anyone who can't recite it over a glass of over-priced Chilean wine harvested by women helped through the macro-economic recovery program I support instead of paying my property taxes.

    "Independent" - I have never voted in any election that didn't involve texting to a number that shows up on my tv-screen under a teenage pop singer or former WB tv star's image.
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    May 27, 2011 2:17 PM GMT
    MuscleComeBack said
    "Republican" - I think I'm funny when I'm not and I have never read the Constitution and I think sarcasm is the 'game over' last word on everything I discuss.

    "Democrat" - I think I'm serious when I'm a joke, I have read the Constitution, and I take offense to anyone who can't recite it over a glass of over-priced Chilean wine harvested by women helped through the macro-economic recovery program I support instead of paying my property taxes.

    "Independent" - I have never voted in any election that didn't involve texting to a number that shows up on my tv-screen under a teenage pop singer or former WB tv star's image.


    QFTL.

    (quoted for the LULZ)
  • iHavok

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    May 27, 2011 2:22 PM GMT
    The height thing reminded me of last weekend.

    Was eating at this lil breakfast place called Scrambles. Rarely go, because my buddy Tim's mom is a waitress and he's just not that comfortable having loads of his gay friends brunching and champagne-y fun with his mother around, however made an exception because I was just with the BF.

    We were sitting at the counter, and of course happen to have Tim's mom as our waitress. She must not have recognized us, because we was telling us how the counter was built with the owners wife in mine (six foot tall), not her (only five two). She told us how she was glad her children both didn't get her height and are 5'9".

    Both Tim and his sister barely hit 5'6" on a good day...


    SO...even your mom will lie about your shortcomings!
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    May 27, 2011 3:49 PM GMT
    FearTheFall said
    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black



    I'm guilty as charged. icon_redface.gif
    Though lots of white guys mistake me for being Latino, so it works in my favor. icon_cool.gif
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    May 27, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    I never do understand the need to post VGL or GL. Shouldn't that be up to others to decide?
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    May 27, 2011 3:58 PM GMT
    wildtype87 said
    FearTheFall said
    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black



    I'm guilty as charged. icon_redface.gif
    Though lots of white guys mistake me for being Latino, so it works in my favor. icon_cool.gif


    That's what I thought too! You're not Latino? Your profile says Pacific Islander what are Hawaiian or Tahitian? ......nah

    Palauan? Fijian? God I'm sorry if I'm embarrassing you....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif
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    May 27, 2011 3:59 PM GMT
    Vancouverite2004 saidI never do understand the need to post VGL or GL. Shouldn't that be up to others to decide?


    Usually when there isn't a photo.
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    May 27, 2011 4:02 PM GMT
    waimea said
    wildtype87 said
    FearTheFall said
    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black



    I'm guilty as charged. icon_redface.gif
    Though lots of white guys mistake me for being Latino, so it works in my favor. icon_cool.gif


    That's what I thought too! You're not Latino? Your profile says Pacific Islander what are Hawaiian or Tahitian? ......nah

    Palauan? Fijian? God I'm sorry if I'm embarrassing you....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    Heh, I was more referring to Grindr where I've omitted my ethnicity. I haven't updated my RJ profile in awhile. I'm an American-born Filipino...but judging by the part of the Philippines where my parents are from, I probably have some Chinese and/or Spanish blood in me.
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    May 27, 2011 4:19 PM GMT
    waimea said
    Vancouverite2004 saidI never do understand the need to post VGL or GL. Shouldn't that be up to others to decide?


    Usually when there isn't a photo.


    QFT, and besides, it already speaks a great deal about the person when they drop cliché craigslist'ish acronyms such as VGL, "clean" "masc" *rolls eyes*

    As for the original post, some of them gave me a good chuckle icon_smile.gif
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    May 27, 2011 4:22 PM GMT
    wildtype87 said
    waimea said
    wildtype87 said
    FearTheFall said
    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black



    I'm guilty as charged. icon_redface.gif
    Though lots of white guys mistake me for being Latino, so it works in my favor. icon_cool.gif


    That's what I thought too! You're not Latino? Your profile says Pacific Islander what are Hawaiian or Tahitian? ......nah

    Palauan? Fijian? God I'm sorry if I'm embarrassing you....icon_redface.gificon_redface.gificon_redface.gif


    Heh, I was more referring to Grindr where I've omitted my ethnicity. I haven't updated my RJ profile in awhile. I'm an American-born Filipino...but judging by the part of the Philippines where my parents are from, I probably have some Chinese and/or Spanish blood in me.


    So the Latino part is fitting then. Cool. icon_smile.gif

  • Mako_Shark

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    May 27, 2011 4:28 PM GMT
    wildtype87 said
    FearTheFall said
    Ethnicity missing: Most likely Asian, Indian, Native American, or black



    I'm guilty as charged. icon_redface.gif
    Though lots of white guys mistake me for being Latino, so it works in my favor. icon_cool.gif


    Why would being mistaken for Latino as opposed to being Asian work in anyone's favor? Why not embrace what you can't change? Frankly, someone once argued that because I'm Filipino, I'm closer to being Latino than Asian, and I found that sort of offensive.
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    May 27, 2011 4:53 PM GMT
    Vancouverite2004 saidI never do understand the need to post VGL or GL. Shouldn't that be up to others to decide?


    Not only that but GL and VGL are very subjective terms, so how do you tell?