Dumb Things That Fit In Your Mouth

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    May 28, 2011 9:35 PM GMT
    My ex-wife could put her fist in her mouth.
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    I can fit my my cat's face in my mouth.
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    My cat is not impressed by this.
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    What's the dumbest thing you've put in your mouth?
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    May 28, 2011 9:45 PM GMT
    A clit. icon_eek.gif
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    May 28, 2011 9:48 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidA clit. icon_eek.gif


    WOW you must be flexible! you go gurl!! icon_surprised.gif
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    May 28, 2011 9:57 PM GMT
    paulflexes saidA clit. icon_eek.gif



    WINNER!icon_lol.gificon_eek.gificon_rolleyes.gif
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    May 28, 2011 10:01 PM GMT
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    May 28, 2011 10:03 PM GMT
    I don't think he'd appreciate me posting his photo to this thread...
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    May 28, 2011 10:55 PM GMT
    Ariodante saidarbys.gif


    great I'm totally craving Arby's now.
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    May 28, 2011 11:38 PM GMT

    a knife
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    May 29, 2011 1:23 AM GMT
    8 chili peppers (the really small, hot ones) all in my mouth and chewed them all at the same time.
  • aiko14

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    May 29, 2011 2:35 AM GMT
    my dad's cock...














    what?
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    May 29, 2011 2:41 AM GMT
    aiko14 saidmy dad's cock...





    what?


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    May 29, 2011 2:42 AM GMT
    My contacts only when I'm in a bind.
  • aiko14

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    May 29, 2011 2:42 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    aiko14 saidmy dad's cock...





    what?


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    im kidding XD
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    May 29, 2011 2:53 AM GMT
    A mouthful of green holi powder and water (ended up turning the insides of my mouth green lol) but was worth it to prank my cousin icon_twisted.gif
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    May 29, 2011 2:56 AM GMT
    aiko14 saidmy dad's cock...














    what?


    Same answer for me- your dad's cock.
  • HndsmKansan

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    May 29, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
    When I was a kid I'd routinely chew my toenails after they were clipped.

    I mean thats pretty sick.
  • Aus92

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    May 29, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    Umm.. my fist, my mobile phone (has a point to prove.. dont remember what It was anymore haha) and um... me and a couple of friends had a contest to see how much of a raw sausage we could get in our mouths... I got it all the way in down my throat and flashed a toothy grin.. and that was the day I discovered I could deep throat icon_biggrin.gif
  • disasterpiece

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    May 29, 2011 4:24 AM GMT
    A battery. icon_confused.gif

    Puuh-lease, I was 8 years old. icon_mad.gif

    And I cried. icon_neutral.gif
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    May 29, 2011 4:25 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark's penis.


    Whoa. Whoa!

    I've never fit in someone's mouth before!
  • Aus92

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    May 29, 2011 4:28 AM GMT
    TrevorMark said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark's penis.


    Whoa. Whoa!

    I've never fit in someone's mouth before!


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  • disasterpiece

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    May 29, 2011 4:35 AM GMT
    Aus92 said
    TrevorMark said
    Disasterpiece saidTrevorMark's penis.


    Whoa. Whoa!

    I've never fit in someone's mouth before!


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    Hi Aus92, nice to meet you, let my introduce you to TrevorMark icon_smile.gif It's my husband. Now..

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    And Trev, stop with the dumb jokes, we both know I'm bigger than you, anyway. At least, one of us knows how to properly suck a dick. icon_mad.gif

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    May 29, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    ^ bahaha. BURNNNN! icon_biggrin.gif
  • Aus92

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    May 29, 2011 4:50 AM GMT
    haha love this thread xD
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    May 29, 2011 4:50 AM GMT
    Disasterpiece said
    And Trev, stop with the dumb jokes, we both know I'm bigger than you, anyway. At least, one of us knows how to properly suck a dick. icon_mad.gif


    Even if you were bigger than me, I'd still have the lips you'd die for. ;) xD