I'm thinking of doing something terrible.

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    May 30, 2011 2:56 AM GMT

    So I saw the second Twilight movie New Moon for sale somewhere and I almost bought it. The only problem is I'm a vampire movie puritan and I did weep when they changed my dark specter into a glowy, emo, teen dream. I didn't even watch Twilight in protest, but I hear it stank and only merchandise success got part 2 green lit. I hate teen movies, but I do love SOAP operas: misty eyed souls pontificating over problems that aren't really problems. You find out your boyfriend CAN NEVER die, how's that a crying thing?

    Anyway, I'd love to see a soap opera "horror" movie, but I did declare that I hated Twilight for tarnishing the image of one of horrors most beloved.

    The movie is for sale at my favorite haunt, "The Smoke Shop," even though I don't smoke, his dvd's are $2.50 a piece. They sale black light posters, incense, bongs and other paraphernalia for "tobacco" smoking icon_lol.gif, also. I got G.I Joe, Crank 2, Dark Knight, and Pirates of the Caribbean 2 there for that price recently. I know, steal, right? I like the owners too, they all look like rock people from a really hip address in New York. One of them, Joe is from Rhode Island or something and is so cute: edgy haircut, porcelain skin, dark eyes like black holes and tattoos all over, a very distinctive scorpion on his neck. He's so hot; I've bought so many movies over him. There is also this rocker chick who obviously likes Gwen Stefani because she's gone blond and will wear a fitted suit jacket with a shimmery top underneath and a rose pinned to it, so Gwen. Then there is another guy who's name I don't know; he looks like Jensen Ackles (no lie); he talks my ear off when I go in there. I haven't been talking to him lately though. He seems sad over it, but he confirmed his straightness to me, which I just need time to get over it. Lastly, Boss Man, he's as dirty looking as he sounds, but he's got the most brilliant shimmering eyes that pop out from under his perpetually furrowed brow.

    Anyway, love them, but what will they think of me if I'm caught dead buying New Moon? Ack, they are the coolest people I know. Plus, what will GOD think? I'm going back there tomorrow to maybe buy it, if it is there still (of course, it will be). I also want to buy Secret Garden, which I saw there and didn't buy because people are going to think I'm a pussy. icon_surprised.gif especially if I buy them both at the same time tomorrow icon_lol.gif I bet Boss Man describes me as the "big black guy who only buys kick ass testosterone injected action porn." Now he and every kick ass person who shops there will be "wondering" about me. What should I do?

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    May 30, 2011 2:59 AM GMT
    I watched all three, they're just dramas. In addition, the little princess (released around the same time as the SG) is probably one of my favorite movies.
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    May 30, 2011 3:38 AM GMT
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    May 30, 2011 4:16 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    So I saw the second Twilight movie New Moon for sale somewhere and I almost bought it. The only problem is I'm a vampire movie puritan and I did weep when they changed my dark specter into a glowy, emo, teen dream. I didn't even watch Twilight in protest, but I hear it stank and only merchandise success got part 2 green lit. I hate teen movies, but I do love SOAP operas: misty eyed souls pontificating over problems that aren't really problems. You find out your boyfriend CAN NEVER die, how's that a crying thing?

    Anyway, I'd love to see a soap opera "horror" movie, but I did declare that I hated Twilight for tarnishing the image of one of horrors most beloved.

    The movie is for sale at my favorite haunt, "The Smoke Shop," even though I don't smoke, his dvd's are $2.50 a piece. They sale black light posters, incense, bongs and other paraphernalia for "tobacco" smoking icon_lol.gif, also. I got G.I Joe, Crank 2, Dark Knight, and Pirates of the Caribbean 2 there for that price recently. I know, steal, right? I like the owners too, they all look like rock people from a really hip address in New York. One of them, Joe is from Rhode Island or something and is so cute: edgy haircut, porcelain skin, dark eyes like black holes and tattoos all over, a very distinctive scorpion on his neck. He's so hot; I've bought so many movies over him. There is also this rocker chick who obviously likes Gwen Stefani because she's gone blond and will wear a fitted suit jacket with a shimmery top underneath and a rose pinned to it, so Gwen. Then there is another guy who's name I don't know; he looks like Jensen Ackles (no lie); he talks my ear off when I go in there. I haven't been talking to him lately though. He seems sad over it, but he confirmed his straightness to me, which I just need time to get over it. Lastly, Boss Man, he's as dirty looking as he sounds, but he's got the most brilliant shimmering eyes that pop out from under his perpetually furrowed brow.

    Anyway, love them, but what will they think of me if I'm caught dead buying New Moon? Ack, they are the coolest people I know. Plus, what will GOD think? I'm going back there tomorrow to maybe buy it, if it is there still (of course, it will be). I also want to buy Secret Garden, which I saw there and didn't buy because people are going to think I'm a pussy. icon_surprised.gif especially if I buy them both at the same time tomorrow icon_lol.gif I bet Boss Man describes me as the "big black guy who only buys kick ass testosterone injected action porn." Now he and every kick ass person who shops there will be "wondering" about me. What should I do?



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    May 30, 2011 4:18 AM GMT
    GuiltyGear said


    I also want to buy Secret Garden, which I saw there and didn't buy because people are going to think I'm a pussy.



    Holy shit I fucking love Secret Garden you have no fucking clue how much I love that film. Fuck!
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    May 30, 2011 4:19 AM GMT
    Also that toon of Jacob up there looks totally emaciated.
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    May 30, 2011 6:26 AM GMT
    Ariodante said
    GuiltyGear said


    I also want to buy Secret Garden, which I saw there and didn't buy because people are going to think I'm a pussy.



    Holy shit I fucking love Secret Garden you have no fucking clue how much I love that film. Fuck!


    I also love the secret garden.
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    who wouldn't want a garden with a secret door to it where you can bring your friends in wheelchairs too... ugh I own it on VHS GG... be one step ahead and please buy the DVD
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    May 30, 2011 6:57 AM GMT
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    I didn't even watch Twilight in protest, but I hear it stank and only merchandise success got part 2 green lit.


    You do know that TWILIGHT is the most successful film ever by a female director, right?
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    May 30, 2011 7:07 AM GMT
    I am fucking laughing out loud... thank you for that.
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    May 30, 2011 7:11 AM GMT
    tl;dr
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    May 30, 2011 8:17 AM GMT
    luvitohateit said
    GuiltyGear said
    I didn't even watch Twilight in protest, but I hear it stank and only merchandise success got part 2 green lit.


    You do know that TWILIGHT is the most successful film ever by a female director, right?
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    what is succesful?
    if the film sells and makes big bucks?

    theres nothing to do with film art in Twilight seriously... its "marketing movie".
    these movies are mainly for money making. icon_rolleyes.gif

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    May 30, 2011 8:28 AM GMT
    Baby.. I have all three to save you from buying them, I'll send them to you.
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    May 30, 2011 8:32 AM GMT
    by Bambi and Snow White or better still Box set of Glee Kurts greatest moments
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    May 30, 2011 8:44 AM GMT
    How can you have a soap opera movie? A soap opera has to have ridiculous plots melodrama and drag out over a long period of time to play out various twists and turns in the story. You just can't do that in a 90 minute format. Underworld sort of tried it, but meh.

    If you want a vampire soap opera look for Dark Shadows.
    You might get what you want with True Blood.

    Twilight should be declared toxic and treated accordingly.
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    May 30, 2011 10:17 AM GMT
    Ariodante saidAlso that toon of Jacob up there looks totally emaciated.


    I worked out in the same gym (cheapest one in the area, former car dealership) as Taylor lautner a couple years ago, right around the time when there was talk of replacing him cause he wasn't big enough. He was cute but he looked pretty slim (about like that drawing) and I knew he'd been working at it for awhile. He worked long and hard to get where his body is today. icon_smile.gif
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    May 30, 2011 10:30 AM GMT
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    Now he and every kick ass person who shops there will be "wondering" about me. What should I do?


    Dude, you're built like a Mac truck -- who cares?!?

    Seriously, just say they're for a visiting niece or they're a gift. They may tease you a little afterward about it, saying that they were for your personal collection, and you'll feel a little warm inside from it. Win-win.
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    May 30, 2011 11:12 AM GMT
    There are things you should probably never tell anyone else, like this ;)

    You should also go get fitted for a vagina and pig tails now.


    But speaking of undead dramas (to the people with some taste...) Anyone remember "Kindred: The Embraced". Only last 1 season but loved it.
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    May 30, 2011 1:37 PM GMT

    I have a plan!
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    May 30, 2011 2:10 PM GMT
    Dude, just buy it. But don't necessarily buy the first movie thinking it will be as good - IMO it's vastly cheesier than NM. A lot of people say Eclipse was their favorite but I think NM is the best of the three.

    And who cares? The whole concept of what's "masculine" and "feminine" as far as movies, books, clothes, etc. is ridiculous. You like what you like for the reasons you like it. Plot, eye candy, cinematography, sheer delightful cheese factor, etc. The "manly" thing, IMO, is to say "yeah, I like 'Twilight.' So what?"
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    May 30, 2011 3:59 PM GMT
    Just slip a few bucks to a wino.... er, I mean "13-year old girl" to go in and buy them for you. Make sure she gets them in a brown paper bag.
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    May 30, 2011 4:06 PM GMT
    Bad, GG! Photobucket
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    May 30, 2011 10:36 PM GMT
    janu88 said
    luvitohateit said
    GuiltyGear said
    I didn't even watch Twilight in protest, but I hear it stank and only merchandise success got part 2 green lit.


    You do know that TWILIGHT is the most successful film ever by a female director, right?
    '

    what is succesful?
    if the film sells and makes big bucks?

    theres nothing to do with film art in Twilight seriously... its "marketing movie".
    these movies are mainly for money making. icon_rolleyes.gif



    He was saying the 2nd one was green lit only cuz of merchandise since the first flopped...it actually had a blockbuster success in the box office - and that is not even counting gross from outside of the U.S.

    Film is an art AND a business.
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    May 30, 2011 10:39 PM GMT

    Dude, I watched a documentary about the movie and they said that on it about the merchandising so shut up.

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    May 30, 2011 11:40 PM GMT

    Guy above me, you're lucky that you were being so ambiguously insulting/racist that I can't pin point it enough to report you, but you better stay that way.

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    May 30, 2011 11:42 PM GMT
    It's not even a big deal, but that documentary was obviously wrong. Look up the numbers if u don't believe me.

    And 2 guys above me, stfu with the racism.