"Ohhh, YEAH! SUCK IT!!!"

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    May 30, 2011 9:24 PM GMT
    When I'm going at it with somebody, it's hot to hear the heavy breathing and helpful to the action to pick up on - or impart - what feels best by way of appropriate sighs or moans or whatever. It's ridiculous (and DOES get laughed about with friends later) if a guy decides to act out a porn script. Exaggerated howls of ecstasy are bad enough, but what's really obnoxious is when the dude starts with stroke-film phrases: "EAT THAT ASS, YEAH, EAT IT DUDE;" "You like that, huh? Like deepthroating my throbbing prick, huh?" C'mon. That ass or that prick is the only one I'm working on, and if I didn't enjoy what I was doing I wouldn't be doing it. icon_razz.gif

    To me it's more humorous than anything when the dirty-movie quotations get started. But it detracts from the "business" at hand and makes me roll my eyes and stifle snickers. And it definitely doesn't enhance the experience. Whether it helps the other guy's enjoyment is debatable.

    That's just my take on it, though. What's yours? icon_question.gif
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    May 30, 2011 9:41 PM GMT
    THIS THREAD BELONGS TO THE ADULT SECTION. READ THE FORUM RULES BEFORE YOU POST YOU ILITERATE.
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    May 30, 2011 9:43 PM GMT

    Yeah, baaaabbbyyy!! Wheeeewwww!!!
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    May 30, 2011 10:14 PM GMT
    waimea saidTHIS THREAD BELONGS TO THE ADULT SECTION. READ THE FORUM RULES BEFORE YOU POST YOU ILITERATE.


    Get over yourself. You like that, huh? Should I say it again? You like being told to get over yourself, huh?
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    May 30, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    MuslNorganLikr said
    waimea saidTHIS THREAD BELONGS TO THE ADULT SECTION. READ THE FORUM RULES BEFORE YOU POST YOU ILITERATE.


    Get over yourself. You like that, huh? Should I say it again? You like being told to get over yourself, huh?


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That made my day.
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    May 31, 2011 8:15 AM GMT
    It's "illiterate". I only pointed it out since it was used as an insult.

    back OT: I like dirty and degrading talk, but repeating porn lines is as unsexy as anything unnatural. People can think of better dirty talk if they put a little effort in to it. The loud moans or even yells have me confused. Are they having better orgasms than me or is it just a show? Or is that just how they express themselves naturally, and if so that should be appreciated.
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    Jun 01, 2011 7:12 AM GMT
    waimea said
    MuslNorganLikr said
    waimea saidTHIS THREAD BELONGS TO THE ADULT SECTION. READ THE FORUM RULES BEFORE YOU POST YOU ILITERATE.


    Get over yourself. You like that, huh? Should I say it again? You like being told to get over yourself, huh?


    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That made my day.


    Nice! I think a mutual cooldown was in order, no worries there. Seems a little strange to have yet another "adult" section when a site is already 18+ (of course NO ONE underage signs on, yeah right.) But no offense permanently taken. icon_smile.gif Even so...THINK OF COMMON COURTESY BEFORE YOU THROW AN UNDESERVED INSULT AT SOMEONE, HATER!!! AND LURN YEW SUM SPELING!!! (totally j/k)

    But seriously folks, two of my hall-of-famers were:
    "Tell me about the first time you did it with a guy. Was he as good as I am?" (while I, ahem, had a mouthful)

    "Wow, you're way better at this than my girlfriend!" (More than once has this ridiculous line been tried. You know right away when it's nonsense - even though I am proud of my skillz. icon_smile.gif )
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    Jun 01, 2011 2:23 PM GMT
    i call it being "trapped on bad porn dialog island"

    it's fun to say things if they are spontaneous and organic, but repeating what you see in porn is booooooring
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    Jun 01, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
    I like dirty talking. I think some people get way too into being "sexy" that they forget that sex is about fun. Experiment, talk dirty, laugh, have a good time. It doesnt always have to be hot steamy sweaty seriousness.

    Plus, natural funny is better than forced sexy.
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    Jun 07, 2011 1:29 AM GMT
    Exactly! Not "scripted" all around is the best. icon_smile.gif