My Sad Life

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    Apr 12, 2008 7:37 AM GMT

    I cut too deep with a nailcutter yesterday, and I think a bit of the quick is showing. It stings like hell. icon_sad.gif

    Plus my lappy still can't connect to the internet, probably because it's a *&@$$@* Windows XP. Until then, I can't surf porn in my bedroom. *sob*

    Plus, our art director ordered me to build another space station for the game we're making. I tried to protest that it's what I've been doing for months and that I'm sick and tired of space stations. I want another ship or a tank or a goddamn bunker. But no. I have to finish another station. It's for my own good, since it's for my portfolio and all, but I'm still goddamn sick and tired of space stations! ARGH!

    Plus, I'm coming out to my bestfriend this April 17, and he's going to spit on my face, pop his knuckles threateningly, and throw me out of his house.

    Plus, my coffee has gone cold again, and the fucking ants are crawling all over it. (Why is it that no matter where I put my coffee, ants always seem to find it? GRRRR)

    So there is my sad sad life. icon_sad.gif

    EXIT ME

    ENTER JULIET


    Juliet: "Oh Romeo, Romeo, where ist thy big fat dick?"

    ENTER ROMEO

    Romeo: "Shuddup, ho. I'm gay."

    Juliet: *stabs herself with a knife*

    Romeo: "Good riddance, bish."

    *DANCE SCENE WHERE ROMEO GETS NAKED*

    CURTAINS
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    Apr 12, 2008 2:57 PM GMT
    Er, what's in that coffee you're drinking? icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 12, 2008 3:07 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHA!
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    Apr 12, 2008 3:11 PM GMT
    Sedative14 said

    Plus my lappy still can't connect to the internet, probably because it's a *&@$$@* Windows XP. Until then, I can't surf porn in my bedroom. *sob*

    Plus, I'm coming out to my bestfriend this April 17, and he's going to spit on my face, pop his knuckles threateningly, and throw me out of his house.



    Who needs porn when you have RJ icon_lol.gif

    No your best friend will not do those things to you. He maybe shocked, but that is the worse that will happen. He will not spit on you. I'm sure you will still be best friends after the 17th.

    Mike
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    Apr 12, 2008 3:14 PM GMT
    It it a full moon?

    That tends to be when most of the "crazy" happens! =)
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    Apr 12, 2008 3:17 PM GMT
    MikePhil said
    Who needs porn when you have RJ icon_lol.gif
    Mike

    That's what I'm saying!!!
    Uy, good luck 'tol! x
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    Apr 12, 2008 3:45 PM GMT
    WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is exciting! I just realized (accidentally, actually) that one of my new neighbors has an unprotected wireless network. zdrew can now troll forums on RJ in the comfort of his undies on lazy Saturday mornings! Yeehaw!!!!

    And I know that's a nonsequiter. It's early on a Saturday morning, dammit.
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    Apr 12, 2008 3:58 PM GMT
    zdrew saidWOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is exciting! I just realized (accidentally, actually) that one of my new neighbors has an unprotected wireless network. zdrew can now troll forums on RJ in the comfort of his undies on lazy Saturday mornings! Yeehaw!!!!

    And I know that's a nonsequiter. It's early on a Saturday morning, dammit.


    And you don't feel, even a little bit bad about this icon_confused.gif
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:03 PM GMT
    zdrew saidWOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is exciting! I just realized (accidentally, actually) that one of my new neighbors has an unprotected wireless network. zdrew can now troll forums on RJ in the comfort of his undies on lazy Saturday mornings! Yeehaw!!!!

    And I know that's a nonsequiter. It's early on a Saturday morning, dammit.


    Good heavens. Twice the ZDrew, half the calories.
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:04 PM GMT
    Nope. I can check my email, read the news, drink my coffee AND plan my day, all in one fell swoop. And see what's happening in the world of RJ, of course.
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:05 PM GMT
    zdrew saidNope. I can check my email, read the news, drink my coffee AND plan my day, all in one fell swoop. And see what's happening in the world of RJ, of course.


    Oh, and what happened to the "78"?
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:08 PM GMT
    I got bored and went crazy hacking at my profile last week. My vicious lies and wicked constructs needed revamping. Somewhere along the way, I realized I wasn't fooling anyone into thinking I'm really 78 years old.
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:09 PM GMT
    Well, hell, I DID believe you.

    Now I am forced to re-examine my entire worldview.
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:14 PM GMT
    jprichva saidWell, hell, I DID believe you.

    Now I am forced to re-examine my entire worldview.


    I'm sorry, JP. If it's any consolation, all my advice on the best natural viagra and cialis alternatives really was true and good.
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:45 PM GMT
    Gee... you sound upset.
    If you think your best friend's gonna ditch you when he finds out, then why do u call him your best friend?
    You know, I was in the same position a few months ago - my best friend was straight and he always said he hated gay guys. But when I told him, he was totally OK with it. Well, at first he was a little stunned and he still hated gay guys, but he still cared me as well... icon_smile.gif
    You should really give him a chance to prove to you that he really IS ure friend. And if he doesn't accept you for what you are, then his friendship is worth nothing ... so, cheer up, pall icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 12, 2008 4:55 PM GMT
    Are you drinking Yerba Mate coffee?
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    Apr 12, 2008 5:00 PM GMT
    fulldelight saidmy best friend was straight and he always said he hated gay guys. But when I told him, he was totally OK with it. Well, at first he was a little stunned and he still hated gay guys, but he still cared me as well... icon_smile.gif

    But then, I had just the opposite experience from that. I had a best friend who said he was OK with it initially (though I could tell that wasn't true) and within less than a year we just completely lost contact and haven't seen or spoken to each other since.

    And in retrospect, he was a great guy in most regards, but brainwashed about the gay thing. He was a hyper-religious type. And really, he was kind of a prick about it pretty soon after I told him. I have since filled my life with people who are more decent and who aren't at all hung up on the gay thing.

    Do I wish we were still friends? Absolutely, but I've also realized losing a friend is not the end of the world, especially when it means that in order to keep their friendship they expect you to shelter their tender sensibilities from knowing anything about who you really are. What kind of friend is that?
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    Apr 12, 2008 5:17 PM GMT
    Global_Citizen said[quote]
    Do I wish we were still friends? Absolutely, but I've also realized losing a friend is not the end of the world, especially when it means that in order to keep their friendship they expect you to shelter their tender sensibilities from knowing anything about who you really are. What kind of friend is that?

    100% agreed. Yet, he should tell him... If his friend's ok with it - things are cool and if he is not - too bad. He'll find a new friend... P)
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    Apr 12, 2008 5:23 PM GMT
    fulldelight saidYet, he should tell him... If his friend's ok with it - things are cool and if he is not - too bad. He'll find a new friend... P)

    That's exactly what I'm saying, even if it didn't come across that way.
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    Apr 12, 2008 5:32 PM GMT
    Well that's what happen's when you cut your nail's and try and look at the RJ Dudes at the same time i guess!


    And on the subject of PC there is a wild virus going around the worse ever guess you all may know about it?

    If you get an E Mail with the word Postcard!!! Do not open it ok!
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    Apr 13, 2008 9:05 AM GMT
    I expected sympathy and lots of flowers. *sniff*

    IguanaSF did send me a coffeepot but it had ants. icon_cry.gif

    zdrew
    WOOOHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is exciting! I just realized (accidentally, actually) that one of my new neighbors has an unprotected wireless network. zdrew can now troll forums on RJ in the comfort of his undies on lazy Saturday mornings! Yeehaw!!!!


    Oh, to have technologically ignorant filthy rich neighbors! *sigh* icon_razz.gif

    Wait... no 78? Do I need to take the 14 off my name too? icon_confused.gif Is it really enough to scare off rapists into thinking I'm jailbait? icon_razz.gif

    And nah, thanks for the coming out advice. I'm not really that scared... well a LITTLE... but yeah, I'm READY to tell him. icon_smile.gif And nah, I think he'll be okay with it. LOL Thanks.

    *flicks off ant from coffee cup*