If my future cars start calling me fat after holiday meals, it's fucking over with...

I can't even stand the damn buzzing when I don't buckle my seatbelt...

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http://www.popsci.com/cars/article/2011-05/how-new-apps-could-make-your-car-your-most-trusted-personal-assistant

Its not hard to get the general idea on this one.