Exhibit C at the Gym

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    Jun 02, 2011 8:19 AM GMT
    Encyclopedia Dramatica Exhibit C (link NSFW) was at the gym tonight. He had gone to take a long drink, use another machine, and howl loudly every rep. Upon seeing his previous station (deadlift) was occupied, his poop-stained panties got in a bunch and he flipped out. He yelled at one guy from across the gym, "GET OFF MY EQUIPMENT! I WAS ON THAT ONE!", getting many unhappy stares. The guy on the deadlift backed down - I don't think he spoke much English. Twenty minutes later, I was in the non-English-speaker's shoes, getting screamed at by the exhibit C. Y'all should already know I didn't back down. After I loudly reprimanded the dinosaur for his obnoxious conduct toward the first guy and told him to promptly fuck off, I was like, you know what, you can have this deadlift bar, but have fun getting my weights off icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 02, 2011 2:31 PM GMT

    I remember stuff like this and I would just leave rather than go to jail. Like when I was jogging the track; I'm a slow jogger because I'm big, there are three lanes and these two frat boys came jogging up behind me hogging the lanes and one said "MOVE" very rudely. The track is on the second floor so thank god for counting to ten because I wanted to toss that fucker over the rail; get out of my lane. Home equipment is worth the investment really when you consider possible legal fees.

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    Jun 02, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    I'm a slow jogger because I'm big, there are three lanes and these two frat boys came jogging up behind me hogging the lanes and one said "MOVE" very rudely.


    I suspect if you stopped dead and turned round to glare at them and said in a quiet, psychotic voice " run around me" while glaring through them and imaging what their livers tasted like they would not do that a second time.

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    Jun 02, 2011 4:00 PM GMT
    GuiltyGear said
    I remember stuff like this and I would just leave rather than go to jail. Like when I was jogging the track; I'm a slow jogger because I'm big, there are three lanes and these two frat boys came jogging up behind me hogging the lanes and one said "MOVE" very rudely.


    you could have just ignored him, or said "Or what?"
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    Jun 02, 2011 8:22 PM GMT
    Timbales said

    you could have just ignored him, or said "Or what?"


    Actually I just forgot they ever existed.


    ........TIMBEROO!! <3

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    Yes, I remember him. But, I can vait, I mean, wait. osito-sonriente.gif

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    Jun 02, 2011 9:21 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    GuiltyGear said
    I'm a slow jogger because I'm big, there are three lanes and these two frat boys came jogging up behind me hogging the lanes and one said "MOVE" very rudely.


    I suspect if you stopped dead and turned round to glare at them and said in a quiet, psychotic voice " run around me" while glaring through them and imaging what their livers tasted like they would not do that a second time.

    Liver sucks.
    The heart, however, is totally tantalizing. icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 02, 2011 11:38 PM GMT

    OP, I want to apologize. I feel like your thread has been hijacked and I have been used as a tool to do so. I would never allow such an abuse of privilege to take place because it's happened to threads of mine. I have been used like a knife, and I feel sick over it.

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    Except forgive Timberoo for going off topic. He was just happy to see me, but damn the rest of them.