oh you speakin that jive now..

  • kaccioto

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    Apr 13, 2008 4:15 PM GMT
    you guys have stupid words you use amongst your friends that only your crew understands?

    here at work guys say "stop softcockin me bro" meaning when you tie up a deal by pushing it through the red tape process instead of quickly closing it, followed by a friendly repressed homo brush of each other's genitals.

    to support the gays i've started using gashflapping as a substitute.
  • Squarejaw

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    Apr 13, 2008 9:11 PM GMT
    My best friend and I have our own name for no-bake chocolate peanut butter oatmeal cookies: "desperation cookies," after I made 1/8th of a batch late at night when I was desperate for a sugar fix.
  • Squarejaw

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    Apr 13, 2008 9:12 PM GMT
    Also, there's an absolutely beautiful, tough-looking guy at the gym who's all of 5'3" and we call him the "warrior hobbit" as we watch him longingly.
  • Muunrakur

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    Apr 13, 2008 9:37 PM GMT
    My hubby and I read this book "how to argue and win everytime" by a famous lawyer named Gerry Spence. One of the key lessons we learned from the book is not to say things that serve only to aggravate the other person, since they serve no constructive purpose.

    When we start getting annoyed with each other one of us will pretty much diffuse the whole situation by saying "Gerry Spence!"

    and we've been known to say it to (or really AT) friends who start squabbling or antagonizing each other when we're out.
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    Apr 13, 2008 9:45 PM GMT
    Squarejaw saidAlso, there's an absolutely beautiful, tough-looking guy at the gym who's all of 5'3" and we call him the "warrior hobbit" as we watch him longingly.


    This is one of the funnier visuals I have encountered in a while, mostly the thought of the two of you watching with silent desperation from the remote corners of the gym.

    Anyone who I come to care about will inevitably get the "tunes" treatment from me. Like, if your name is Daniel, I will probably call you "Danny tunes" more often than not. It started with my dog and spiraled outward. My friends all do it now too. It's strangely infectious and charming - especially when straight guys do it. But you have to do it with passionate inflection!
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:00 PM GMT
    innerathlete: "Also, anyone who I come to care about will inevitably get the "tunes" treatment from me. Like, if your name is Daniel, I will probably call you "Danny tunes" more often than not."

    ugh. That makes me Timmy tunes. :ill emoticon:

    In college my friends would give hot guys we didn't know pet names. My favorite guy was Innocent Bible Boy (or just Bible Boy for short), who was just the most adorable guy you ever did see. I met him at the Rec Center, in the mornings we'd work out at the same time and I'd lust after him devilishly. One morning he just came up to me and said hi, introduced himself and chatted a bit. Every time after that he'd go out of his way to say hi, even outside the Rec. So I thought maybe, you know, something was there, until I spotted him reading what was clearly a Bible, and a friend found out he was involved in some campus Christian group. Hence, his name. icon_cry.gif
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:03 PM GMT
    Heck yeah. My friends and I have a whole arsenal of made up words that only we know about. We love giving certain people we knoe pet names. They are hilarious.

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    Apr 13, 2008 10:03 PM GMT
    Timmy Tunesugh. That makes me Timmy tunes. :ill emoticon:


    Ugh?!? That's perfect! Even better than my friend's dog Templeton who became Temple Tunes. Alliteration like that doesn't come round very often, I would have a field day with you!
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
    I have alliteration envy.

    We refer to thieves as "On The Robs." It's more of an odd usage than a made up word, but it's fun to say.
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:07 PM GMT
    because of one of my straight friend's more glorious drunken moments... often, a blow job can be reffered to as "pterodactyling" or "did you get pterodactyled?"

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    Apr 13, 2008 10:08 PM GMT
    I use "sister" for females who I dont like or who annoy me. I think it gives me a little distance by not actually saying her name. Like, my next door neighbor who is on the corner and can annoy me with requests to do things for her is "sister on the corner". My coworkers find it funny when I start referring to someone as "sister." Then they know she has irritated me in some way. I do it without even thinking...it is just the word the mind selects.
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:09 PM GMT
    jms84 saidbecause of one of my straight friend's more glorious drunken moments... often, a blow job can be reffered to as "pterodactyling" or "did you get pterodactyled?"



    not enough... more of the story kthxbai
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:24 PM GMT
    I will admit to making nicknames for almost everyone we know. Even each other. And they're not always nice. For example, there's this guy we call Mother Cluck because he is the nosiest, most gossipy hen in the coop.
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    Apr 13, 2008 10:56 PM GMT
    k, just for you Cas.

    let's give a name list to aid this out.

    JMS
    John
    Ryan
    Julie

    John and julie and i are driving to pick Ryan up from some university event. we get there, it'sa nice restaurant, but it had been open bar on pints of beer. Ryan is.... drunk. blasted, plastered, shittered, whatever u wanna call it.

    upon seeing us.. he runs over excited that we're there, and begins to prtend to give both John and I dirty dirty porn blowjobs while making a gutteral "cawing"/gaggin noise... and my first reaction was "why the fuck do you sound like a pterodactyl?".... and the handle bar double air BJ was finished.


    since then, someone has found Pterodactyl porn, as in, people dressed up as the dinosaur and getting it on... and in another short youtube video, a straight guy working as a gay phone sex person says "ya big boy, sream like a pterodactyl"....none of those were seen previous to my comment. and thus pterodactyling was born.

    ok kids, story time is over, lights out.

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    Apr 13, 2008 11:02 PM GMT
    Aw dad pleeeeaase!!!! One more blow job story!!!

    "Kurty toons" (I'm guessing I'd be)
  • CuriousJockAZ

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    Apr 13, 2008 11:13 PM GMT
    One of my favorites is "Long Distance Romance" for someone who ONLY looks good from far away.

    And when I go rollerblading at the beach in Cali with a group of friends. One of our friends skates really nelly so we call him "Brian Girl-Tano"
  • cacti

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    Apr 13, 2008 11:20 PM GMT
    'Hey pep, can we go to the pep cause this meow needs to PEP...RIGHT MOW! ... OKBAH'

    Also, '218' or '216'

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    Apr 13, 2008 11:22 PM GMT
    One of my favorites is "Long Distance Romance" for someone who ONLY looks good from far away.

    And when I go rollerblading at the beach in Cali with a group of friends. One of our friends skates really nelly so we call him "Brian GirlTano"
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    Apr 13, 2008 11:28 PM GMT
    iguanaSF saidAw dad pleeeeaase!!!! One more blow job story!!!

    "Kurty toons" (I'm guessing I'd be)


    I'd probably make it "Kurtsy Tunes."
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    Apr 14, 2008 12:33 AM GMT
    innerathlete: "Alliteration like that doesn't come round very often, I would have a field day with you!"

    mmmm-hm.

    I guess it does have a way of rolling off the tongue. icon_lol.gif
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    Apr 14, 2008 12:38 AM GMT
    This is adorable.

    Nauseating, but adorable. icon_smile.gif
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    Apr 14, 2008 12:41 AM GMT
    jprichva: "Nauseating, but adorable. icon_smile.gif"

    ohhh, you're just jealous Minuit Tunes doesn't have the same ring to it icon_razz.gif
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    Apr 14, 2008 12:45 AM GMT
    Squarejaw saidMy best friend and I have our own name for no-bake chocolate peanut butter oatmeal cookies: "desperation cookies," after I made 1/8th of a batch late at night when I was desperate for a sugar fix.


    I should make you a batch of my apple oatmeal walnut cookies. I add orange dried cranberries and mini-cinnamon chips.
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    Apr 14, 2008 12:48 AM GMT
    At my job if the boss lady starts rattling on about nonsensical stories we all look at her dead in the face and say " Blah Blah Blah, I'm a dirty whore" in other words, Shut up we don't care.

    its a spin of from one of those Adam Sandler movies.

    try it, you'll like it
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    Apr 14, 2008 1:07 AM GMT
    jprichva saidThis is adorable.

    Nauseating, but adorable. icon_smile.gif


    Hence the magic! icon_twisted.gif