So you think its bad dating guys eh, it could be worse...

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    Jun 07, 2011 5:08 AM GMT
    You could be dating girls.

    Here is my recent "encounter" with the more crazed sex.

    Some background. My friends and I usually play DnD on Sunday at his girlfriends house cause she has a big ass garage. Well, last Sunday I get a txt at the last second saying that it was cancelled. Today, my friend called me to tell me what really happened. The conversation went like this:

    "Hey dude, I wanted to let you know that we arent going to do DnD at (insert dumb bitch 1's name here, for privacy reasons) house anymore, and we are looking for a new spot to host it."
    "Thats cool man I understand."
    "Yea I totally see why you hated living with (Dumb bitch one)."
    "Lol I never lived with (dumb bitch one) that was a different girl with the same name."
    "Oh, either way man, she is fucken crazy."
    "Why, what happened?"
    "Well, last night when we all got there, she said that she really hated you and that you werent allowed to come over anymore."
    "really? Did I do something?"
    "I dont want you to trip man, its kind of stupid."
    "Like what..."
    "well, do you remember (Dumb bitch 2's name goes here)?"
    "Yea"
    "Yea, well, she is really pissed at you too (they both live in this house.)"
    "seriously man what did I do."
    "Last time you were there, you ate too many red vines."
    "and..."
    "thats it, there really pissed at you cause you ate too many red vines. The guys and I agree that this is pretty dumb, we dont want you to take it personal."
    "are you serious?"
    "yes"

    Well, the conversation kept going on, but be thankful. If you think guys are weird, flaky, crazy, just remember, they could be women!

    Edit:

    Sadly, I wish I was joking. This conversation actually took place and he was very serious about me eating too many red vines.
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    Jun 07, 2011 10:32 AM GMT
    I miss Red Vines icon_sad.gif sick of this twizzler shit on this coast.

    My last roommate was a total princess too. For example: she would text me, when we were both inside the apartment, to tell me that I should shut my bedroom door more quietly because the latching mechanism was too loud.
  • Leo123

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    Jun 07, 2011 10:36 AM GMT
    Well, if you replace "red vines" with "suck cock" then the whole thing makes sense. Could that be the reason?

    I'm sorry but whenever I hear a bullshit pointless story, I try to see beyond it.
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    Jun 07, 2011 11:08 AM GMT
    I had to do a web search for 'red vines' b/c i had NO idea what that was...at first i thought it was a typo, but then i realized that you can't really "eat" red wine...haha


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    Jun 07, 2011 11:16 AM GMT
    Jeez man, just how many did you eat? Dude, you gotta share! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 07, 2011 11:43 AM GMT
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    Jun 07, 2011 11:47 AM GMT
    Chainers said


    "Well, last night when we all got there, she said that she really hated you ..."

    Find out why she really hates you other than eating too many red vines. Doesn't sound like there's not too much love lost with either you or her.
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    Jun 07, 2011 11:56 AM GMT
    RPMSoccer saidI had to do a web search for 'red vines' b/c i had NO idea what that was...at first i thought it was a typo, but then i realized that you can't really "eat" red wine...haha


    yeah me too. haven't heard of 'red vines' before and the worse part is I didn't know that liquorice comes in different colors apart from the usual black.icon_biggrin.gif

  • Anto

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    Jun 07, 2011 12:05 PM GMT
    how many did you eat?
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    Jun 07, 2011 12:32 PM GMT
    Fuck her, hasnt your friend ever heard of "bros before hoes?"!
  • Celticmusl

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    Jun 07, 2011 12:48 PM GMT
    You haven't spent too much time around a group of gay men have you?
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    Jun 07, 2011 12:50 PM GMT
    Ah, the joys of not being able to express yourself and having to settle for something superficial to be mad at lol.

    A lot of people are like this and for them I have a "are you fucking kidding me" look that is appropriate for the situation icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 07, 2011 1:08 PM GMT
    redbull saidFuck her, hasnt your friend ever heard of "bros before hoes?"!


    This. Pussy/ass/dick just isn't worth it.
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    Jun 07, 2011 1:16 PM GMT
    You probably looked at them wrong too.

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    Jun 07, 2011 1:24 PM GMT
    Celticmusl saidYou haven't spent too much time around a group of gay men have you?


    I was about to say.... icon_rolleyes.gif
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    Jun 07, 2011 1:28 PM GMT
    sahem62896 said
    Celticmusl saidYou haven't spent too much time around a group of gay men have you?


    I was about to say.... icon_rolleyes.gif



    YES, THIS!!
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    Jun 07, 2011 1:54 PM GMT
    vincent7 saidChainers said


    "Well, last night when we all got there, she said that she really hated you ..."

    Find out why she really hates you other than eating too many red vines. Doesn't sound like there's not too much love lost with either you or her.


    Ive met these people twice. I barely know who they are. The whole thing just makes me laugh.
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    Jun 07, 2011 1:55 PM GMT
    Pure saidJeez man, just how many did you eat? Dude, you gotta share! icon_biggrin.gif


    I don't know I didn't think it was that important really. Dumb bitch 2 could have just said go get more red vines but, well I call her dumb bitch 2 for a reason.
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    Jun 07, 2011 2:10 PM GMT
    hahaha so typical, girls are crazy! I bet they're just jealous your metabolism can handle more sweets than theirs icon_razz.gif

    I've had so many weird encounters with female friends, you think everythings great and out of nowhere they hit you with a list of things you're doing wrong and nine times outta ten most of the things they're confronting you about are situations they imagined! Or better yet they take your actions and perceive them in some weird warped way and take it personally and then explode at you for being a bad person...oy haha. Not saying anything bad about women in any way, I've got a lot of close girl friends...but man can they be insane sometimes, I do not envy straight men haha.
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    Jun 07, 2011 2:21 PM GMT
    Wow, talk about the girl having issues.....
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    Jun 07, 2011 2:45 PM GMT
    jmnf89 saidhahaha so typical, girls are crazy! I bet they're just jealous your metabolism can handle more sweets than theirs icon_razz.gif

    I've had so many weird encounters with female friends, you think everythings great and out of nowhere they hit you with a list of things you're doing wrong and nine times outta ten most of the things they're confronting you about are situations they imagined! Or better yet they take your actions and perceive them in some weird warped way and take it personally and then explode at you for being a bad person...oy haha. Not saying anything bad about women in any way, I've got a lot of close girl friends...but man can they be insane sometimes, I do not envy straight men haha.


    Your description of your female friends reminds me of an ex-boyfriend.
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    Jun 07, 2011 2:52 PM GMT
    MenschPress said
    jmnf89 saidhahaha so typical, girls are crazy! I bet they're just jealous your metabolism can handle more sweets than theirs icon_razz.gif

    I've had so many weird encounters with female friends, you think everythings great and out of nowhere they hit you with a list of things you're doing wrong and nine times outta ten most of the things they're confronting you about are situations they imagined! Or better yet they take your actions and perceive them in some weird warped way and take it personally and then explode at you for being a bad person...oy haha. Not saying anything bad about women in any way, I've got a lot of close girl friends...but man can they be insane sometimes, I do not envy straight men haha.


    Your description of your female friends reminds me of an ex-boyfriend.


    Except girls act like that because of periodical hormone imbalances(because they're women) and guys that act like that can only be pretending.
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    Jun 08, 2011 5:05 AM GMT
    Animus said
    MenschPress said
    jmnf89 saidhahaha so typical, girls are crazy! I bet they're just jealous your metabolism can handle more sweets than theirs icon_razz.gif

    I've had so many weird encounters with female friends, you think everythings great and out of nowhere they hit you with a list of things you're doing wrong and nine times outta ten most of the things they're confronting you about are situations they imagined! Or better yet they take your actions and perceive them in some weird warped way and take it personally and then explode at you for being a bad person...oy haha. Not saying anything bad about women in any way, I've got a lot of close girl friends...but man can they be insane sometimes, I do not envy straight men haha.


    Your description of your female friends reminds me of an ex-boyfriend.


    Except girls act like that because of periodical hormone imbalances(because they're women) and guys that act like that can only be pretending.


    I assume you're joking...

    There are plenty of gay guys out there who assume you to be a mind-reader, just like the stereotypical woman.
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    Jun 08, 2011 5:57 AM GMT
    cold saidYou are just hanging around with the wrong women.


    Yup totally agree with this guy. I have 3 sisters and my best friends are girls and they are pretty much drama free compared to the gay guys I know.
  • oyoung

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    Jun 08, 2011 7:18 AM GMT
    I thought girls were always friendly to gays icon_rolleyes.gif
    Seems girls are really like me icon_razz.gif