I got fondled and fingered today...

  • calibro

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    Jun 09, 2011 7:12 PM GMT
    and the doctor didn't even bother to buy me dinner first! i like at least to be wined and dined before i get fucked.

    but seriously, i have to go through this extensive medical clearance exam for the fulbright, which included amongst other things a prostate exam. being my age, i've never had one before (and the doctor even look confused by it when he read the paperwork). so i hunched over the examination table, spread the cheeks, and the let the doctor (who was cute in a dilf sort of way) do his thing.

    i honestly don't get the big deal straight guys are always complaining about. despite being gay, i absolutely hate being fingered, but i still don't see the big deal. it wasn't painful and it took five seconds. so to all the guys out their who are putting it off, stop being a pussy and get your prostate checked.
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    Jun 09, 2011 7:24 PM GMT
    Isn't that a scholarship?
  • SoDakGuy

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    Jun 09, 2011 7:29 PM GMT
    http://www.salon.com/life/sex/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2011/03/26/pegging

    Well, Salon did an article about heterosexual men enjoying anal sex more. It's a very fascinating story.
  • calibro

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    Jun 09, 2011 7:43 PM GMT
    Kev1 saidIsn't that a scholarship?


    technically, the fulbright is a grant (to study or do research in another country). thus, you need a medical clearance to get into the host country.
  • calibro

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    Jun 09, 2011 7:44 PM GMT
    SoDakGuy saidhttp://www.salon.com/life/sex/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2011/03/26/pegging

    Well, Salon did an article about heterosexual men enjoying anal sex more. It's a very fascinating story.


    well, i have heard of a number of straight guys getting wood during the exam or even a hernia exam... maybe i'm just jaded, but in a medical setting (unless the doc is matt damon), it's just professional so no arousal.
  • Ezrider107

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    Jun 09, 2011 7:50 PM GMT
    calibro saida, spread the cheeks, and the let the doctor (who was cute in a dilf sort of way) do his thing.

    i honestly don't get the big deal straight guys are always complaining about.


    Are they always complaining about this? icon_eek.gif

    Maybe you're just too rough with them. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 09, 2011 7:50 PM GMT
    calibro said
    SoDakGuy saidhttp://www.salon.com/life/sex/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2011/03/26/pegging

    Well, Salon did an article about heterosexual men enjoying anal sex more. It's a very fascinating story.


    well, i have heard of a number of straight guys getting wood during the exam or even a hernia exam... maybe i'm just jaded, but in a medical setting (unless the doc is matt damon), it's just professional so no arousal.


    Is the doctor supposed to have both hands on your hips when you get that test?
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    Jun 09, 2011 7:55 PM GMT
    Why on earth would you need a prostate examination?
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    Jun 09, 2011 7:57 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidWhy on earth would you need a prostate examination?


    Because the dentist swears it's normal procedure.
  • calibro

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    Jun 09, 2011 8:05 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidWhy on earth would you need a prostate examination?


    medical clearance exam for the fulbright.
  • LJay

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    Jun 09, 2011 9:05 PM GMT
    My doc uses the results of a chemical exam to pass the prostate part of the physical. Since she is far from my type, I don't mind.

    Now my GP is another matter.

    And best of luck with the Fulbright, Calibro. That's quite a plum.
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    Jun 09, 2011 9:29 PM GMT
    And now PSA isn't a standard for prostate cancer and it was never a substitute for the actual exam.

    I've seen far too many in my time. The best comment I ever got was "my girlfriend doesn't even do this!"

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    Jun 09, 2011 9:42 PM GMT
    I'll second the congrats....

    My doctor does not do digital exams. He says it is outdated. He relies on what he called "other means". I assumed he meant the PSA or something. But.. I wasn't about to ask, he was a Marine, about 6'3", muscular, and I feared the demonstration. icon_lol.gificon_lol.gif (sorta)
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    Jun 09, 2011 9:42 PM GMT
    Young guys can get prostatitis, rectal cancer, anal warts and other things that cannot be diagnosed with blood tests. icon_lol.gif

    Having said that, unless the guy was actually complaining of symptoms, I probably wouldn't do a prostate exam "for completeness' sake."icon_lol.gif
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    Jun 09, 2011 9:52 PM GMT
    My ex had a straight friend that said everytime he went to his doctor, even if its just for a cold or something, the dr always checked his prostate, lmao. He'd ask us, "is that normal" lmao. We told him it sounded like the dr liked his ass. He did have a nice ass, lol.
  • rnch

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    Jun 09, 2011 10:21 PM GMT
    Cash said
    redheadguy saidWhy on earth would you need a prostate examination?


    Because the dentist swears it's normal procedure.





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    Jun 09, 2011 10:22 PM GMT
    redheadguy saidWhy on earth would you need a prostate examination?


    Because they want to have the excuse to poke ya. icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 09, 2011 10:25 PM GMT
    All the best for the Fulbright! Where do you intend to do it at?
  • calibro

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    Jun 09, 2011 10:37 PM GMT
    outofthegrey saidAll the best for the Fulbright! Where do you intend to do it at?


    israel
  • wild_sky360

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    Jun 09, 2011 11:20 PM GMT
    PSA is affected by many unrelated factors, has very limited diagnostic value, and very high level of false readings..high and low.

    There is no substitute for digital exam if you have symptoms or just to establish a baseline evaluation in case you develop some symptoms later. The doctor should note size and anything that should be periodically monitored.

    False high PSA often leads to unnecessary invasive procedures with high risk of complications. No one is EVER touching mine with anything sharper than a finger. I don't really care if it might possibly kill me in 20 years

    Even Mammograms are being implicated now in aggravating or even causing breast cancer. There are newer safer technologies like thermal imaging that don't cause any trauma or exposure to radiation. You can get your entire body scanned and find every single point of disease causing inflammation. Take your antioxidants.

    But that's a hell of a lot of very expensive equipment that belongs in the scrap heap.
















  • Latenight30

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    Jun 11, 2011 11:16 AM GMT
    Truth be told Calibro- if I was doing the prostate exam it would be me who got wood.
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    Enjoy your travels.