When it comes to sex why do straight guys have no standards?

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    Jun 10, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
    Studying for finals a few weeks ago at around 2 AM, I became very aroused and had the urge to suck some cock. So, I did what any horny gay man does--posted an ad on craigslist looking for something to suck.

    Describing myself--6 foot 1" 155lbs black, orally talented--in what I thought was the men seeking men section, I expected to receive the typical couple responses. I leave the computer for ten minutes only to come back and see my inbox is FILLED with about 50 messages.

    I knew something was up because I've done experiments on craigslist and when I say I'm black, I usually get between zero and two responses. If I leave no ethnicity I'll get about 5, and if I say I'm white I'll get 10.

    So I started reading the ads, which were mostly horny lads back from the bars. They were saying things like "6'1"? wow, you're tall". It didn't click to me until someone wrote "super tall girls are sexy" that I finally realized what I had done. I laughed so hard and went to delete the ad. By this time, about 15 minutes had passed and I had literally received about 75 e-mails. I thought to myself, I should have been born a straight black female LOL.

    Then I got to thinking--do straight men just have no standards when it comes to sex? I got my answer today when I posted an ad in the women seeking men section. Describing myself as a 5'5" 245lb BBW Latina looking to suck dick--within 30 minutes, I had received over 40 e-mails from some very good looking, fit men who needed to get off.

    Isn't that interesting? Why do gay men tend to be much more selective when it comes to sex compared to their gay counterparts?
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    Jun 10, 2011 11:33 PM GMT
    Your next experiment should be putting your ad in the straight bit and stating in it that your male, that will tell you how for real whether straight guys are fussy what they have sex withicon_razz.gif
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    Jun 10, 2011 11:45 PM GMT
    The_Austonian said By this time, about 15 minutes had passed and I had literally received about 75 e-mails. I thought to myself, I should have been born a straight black female LOL.

    Then I got to thinking--do straight men just have no standards when it comes to sex?


    Statistically this is right on target.

    1 out of 10 guys are gay. There are 10 times more straight guys. You normally get 5-10 responses from gay guys.

    ~7.5 x 10 = 75.


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    Jun 10, 2011 11:52 PM GMT
    new_guyme saidStatistically this is right on target.

    1 out of 10 guys are gay. There are 10 times more straight guys. You normally get 5-10 responses from gay guys.

    ~7.5 x 10 = 75.


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    No, I don't normally get 5 to 10 responses from gay guys. When I say I'm black, I'll get zero to two. So using your equation...

    ~1 x 10 = 10

    I should have received about 10 responses from straight guys. I guess when it comes to getting their dick sucked, straight guys just don't discriminate.
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    Jun 10, 2011 11:56 PM GMT
    The_Austonian saidWhy do gay men tend to be much more selective when it comes to sex compared to their gay counterparts?
    Because we have better taste.
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    Jun 11, 2011 12:01 AM GMT
    I think gay guys have no standards....

    lets just 'fool around', 'get off' or 'have fun' NSA attached...don't look me in the eye, fuck and run... No? What's wrong with you, not horny? icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 11, 2011 12:06 AM GMT
    The_Austonian said
    I should have received about 10 responses from straight guys. I guess when it comes to getting their dick sucked, straight guys just don't discriminate.


    Do they send pics?
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    Jun 11, 2011 12:07 AM GMT
    Yeah, many of the better looking ones were sending face and dick pics.
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    Jun 11, 2011 12:18 AM GMT
    To actually make a comparison you would have to post as a white female and see how many responses you get.
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    Jun 11, 2011 12:57 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    The_Austonian saidWhy do gay men tend to be much more selective when it comes to sex compared to their gay counterparts?
    Because we have better taste.


    And, we taste better! icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 11, 2011 1:00 AM GMT
    Straight men are desperate.
    Very few straight women are out there looking for no strings attached sex, unless they're selling it.
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    Jun 11, 2011 1:10 AM GMT
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    Jun 11, 2011 1:12 AM GMT
    Webster666 saidStraight men are desperate.
    Very few straight women are out there looking for no strings attached sex, unless they're selling it.


    This is true. Add to the fact that most of them don't care too much for their appearances, and you can see why they'll jump at any chance to have free sex.


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    Jun 11, 2011 2:31 AM GMT
    Wait they have no standards because they are contacting what they think is a black female?! Thats says alot about what you think of black females.
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    Jun 11, 2011 8:11 AM GMT
    echoboy saidWait they have no standards because they are contacting what they think is a black female?! Thats says alot about what you think of black females.


    +1

    You were assuming that if they were "very good looking fit men" there must be something wrong with them for being attracted to BBW Latinas or any other kind that you didn't deem acceptable. I don't think you'd like other people to judge what you like physically or sexually, do you?
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    Jun 11, 2011 9:01 AM GMT
    Love this thread.

    On the Bayesian tip, there's something going on in the denominator that people aren't getting quite right, I think. After all:

    horny gay guys : horny gay guys cruising CL > horny straight guys : horny straight guys cruising CL
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    Jun 11, 2011 10:40 AM GMT
    spiffy said
    echoboy saidWait they have no standards because they are contacting what they think is a black female?! Thats says alot about what you think of black females.


    +1

    You were assuming that if they were "very good looking fit men" there must be something wrong with them for being attracted to BBW Latinas or any other kind that you didn't deem acceptable. I don't think you'd like other people to judge what you like physically or sexually, do you?


    Let's be honest -- BBW and black women aren't part of the established beauty female ideal that usually exalts whiteness, thinness, and light hair. I was surprised that all things equal, a straight masculine black female could get 75 responses while I get zero to two as a masculine gay black male.

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    Jun 11, 2011 10:52 AM GMT
    Webster666Straight men are desperate.
    Very few straight women are out there looking for no strings attached sex, unless they're selling it.


    This is so true. You know who actually gets the least sex? Straight men. Why? Because women do not give out sex for free, unless they are very drunk. Straight men have to get married to get free sex and even then they only get it if they take out the garbage. And they only get head on their birthdays.

    Thank goodness I am homosexual.
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    Jun 11, 2011 11:21 AM GMT
    Oh the joys of being gay and black...ಠ_ಠ
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    Jun 11, 2011 4:45 PM GMT
    The_Austonian saidWhen it comes to sex why do straight guys have no standards?

    I'm always so amazed by how fugly some of the wives and girlfriends of hot guys of all ages are I can only assume that they bonk them for their minds. Case in point - these two guys fighting over this girl:



    My favorite part is the father laying down the house rules: "No one touches my daughter!" That demure little flower.
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    Jun 12, 2011 12:40 AM GMT
    eagermuscle said
    The_Austonian saidWhen it comes to sex why do straight guys have no standards?

    I'm always so amazed by how fugly some of the wives and girlfriends of hot guys of all ages are I can only assume that they bonk them for their minds. Case in point - these two guys fighting over this girl:



    My favorite part is the father laying down the house rules: "No one touches my daughter!" That demure little flower.


    Yikes... I am no expert -- but this could be a contender for the worst reality show of 2011. Is this what the kids are watching these days? icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 12, 2011 12:45 AM GMT
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    paulflexes said
    The_Austonian saidWhy do gay men tend to be much more selective when it comes to sex compared to their gay counterparts?
    Because we have better taste.


    And, we taste better! icon_twisted.gif
    I wouldn't know. I haven't tasted you yet. But of course, wasabi makes everything good. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 12, 2011 1:40 AM GMT
    The_Austonian said
    spiffy said
    echoboy saidWait they have no standards because they are contacting what they think is a black female?! Thats says alot about what you think of black females.


    +1

    You were assuming that if they were "very good looking fit men" there must be something wrong with them for being attracted to BBW Latinas or any other kind that you didn't deem acceptable. I don't think you'd like other people to judge what you like physically or sexually, do you?


    Let's be honest -- BBW and black women aren't part of the established beauty female ideal that usually exalts whiteness, thinness, and light hair. I was surprised that all things equal, a straight masculine black female could get 75 responses while I get zero to two as a masculine gay black male.



    I don't know where you got that information; but from what I've read and heard, most straight men actually prefer their women to be more curvy and have some meat on their bones -- it's a myth that they all want the thin, light colored hair white female. And what does "all things equal" even mean? The fact that we're talking about male vs. female (and gay vs. non-gay) is really apples & oranges.
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    Jun 12, 2011 2:10 AM GMT
    paulflexes said
    GAMRican said
    paulflexes said
    The_Austonian saidWhy do gay men tend to be much more selective when it comes to sex compared to their gay counterparts?
    Because we have better taste.


    And, we taste better! icon_twisted.gif
    I wouldn't know. I haven't tasted you yet. But of course, wasabi makes everything good. icon_biggrin.gif


    I just boned up. icon_twisted.gif