What not to wear on the first date.

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    Jun 14, 2011 8:56 AM GMT
    hey Jocks,

    I know realcock, I mean realjock is about fitness and not fashion. but since all of us are gay and love a hot steamy cock every now and then,I wanted to rant about a few dating no-nos about outfits and things one would not to wear on the first date. Such as.....

    Socks and Sandals

    A headband and pearls

    Khakis pants with darts.

    This outfit

    fashion fail - What's That? I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of My Leather Erection
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    Or This

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    Jun 14, 2011 9:29 AM GMT
    silkrock saidWhat not to wear on the first date.
    Clothes.
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    Jun 14, 2011 10:20 AM GMT
    Paul i love it when you wear this for me thou....


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    Jun 14, 2011 10:28 AM GMT
    silkrock saidPaul i love it when you wear this for me thou....
    I think I just found my new clubbing outfit. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 14, 2011 12:44 PM GMT
    That brown jacket with the thick neon-green piping is fierce.
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    Jun 14, 2011 12:57 PM GMT
    I would say the clothes always need to be appropriate for the date. Imagine a guy showing up with a shirt and tie. That wouldn't bother me if he were coming from work, but what if there were plans to go to a concert or a baseball game, etc. Not good planning.

    If he had a gym bag, I'd just heave it at him and say, "change it up dude"...

    LOL
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    Jun 14, 2011 1:50 PM GMT

    If I'm on a date and the other guy is already judging me for what I'm wearing then it's a non starter.

    Everything I own I could wear on a first date.
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    Jun 14, 2011 1:56 PM GMT
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    Jun 14, 2011 1:57 PM GMT
    avoid lots of buttons. Also limit the number of accessories. You dont want to be hunting for that shit in the dark.
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    Jun 14, 2011 2:09 PM GMT
    Timbales saidBad-Men-fashion-mistake-to-Avoid.jpg

    I'd marry the man who showed up in this haha.
  • SoDakGuy

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    Jun 14, 2011 2:10 PM GMT
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    It really depends on where you are going to. You wouldn't wear a leather harness to Applebees nor would you wear a suit and tie to a water park.

    It truly depends on where you go. That should be your guide on what to wear.

    Hell, even ASK the guy what is appropriate on what to wear.

  • rnch

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    Jun 14, 2011 2:13 PM GMT
    cock ring and/or butt plug?


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  • SoDakGuy

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    Jun 14, 2011 2:14 PM GMT
    Well, if the first date calls as such, then yes.

    rnch saidcock ring and/or butt plug?


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    Jun 14, 2011 2:15 PM GMT
    rnch saidcock ring and/or butt plug?


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    dude, he didnt say this was a formal affair. Baller.
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    Jun 14, 2011 3:34 PM GMT
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    Jun 14, 2011 3:39 PM GMT
    silkrock saidSuch as.....
    Socks and Sandals

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    umad?
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    Jun 14, 2011 3:43 PM GMT
    I pretty much always wore jeans and t-shirt on a first date, seeing as jeans and t-shirt is what I usually wear, I'd rather someone see me for how I usually am than wearing something out of the ordinary just to impress them.

    It's what I liked my dates to be wearing, too. Yay for casual.
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    Jun 14, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    don't wear too much cologne. it might smell great, but if it seems as though you soaked in it plus clothes on for hours...it's a bit much.
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    Jun 14, 2011 4:03 PM GMT
    Anduru said
    silkrock saidSuch as.....
    Socks and Sandals

    Burberry-Prorsum-socks-and-sandals.jpg

    umad?


    OMG do they have the gray ones in lime green????? those would totally go with that jacket up there LOLicon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 14, 2011 7:02 PM GMT
    ricehntr saiddon't wear too much cologne. it might smell great, but if it seems as though you soaked in it plus clothes on for hours...it's a bit much.


    I'm the complete opposite - I take it as a compliment that I was considered worth showering, putting on cologne, and investing time in "getting ready for" before meeting face to face, especially on a first date.

    If it looks like you put as much care into "getting ready" for me as normal straight people do when they go to the supermarket to pick up milk late at night: that is no bueno and not likely to result in a second date.

    To that end I submit what not to wear on a first date: [assuming you had time after work to shower, like you are not coming straight from the construction site after a long day in the heat] do not show up with pit stains and smelling like you just did something moderately more strenuous than walk one block in the evening after the sun went down.
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    Jun 14, 2011 10:02 PM GMT
    Dallasfan824 saidavoid lots of buttons. Also limit the number of accessories. You dont want to be hunting for that shit in the dark.


    No hunting for anything on me on the first date, McFasty icon_confused.gif
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    Jun 14, 2011 10:05 PM GMT
    SoDakGuy said

    It really depends on where you are going to. You wouldn't wear a leather harness to Applebees nor would you wear a suit and tie to a water park.

    It truly depends on where you go. That should be your guide on what to wear.

    Hell, even ASK the guy what is appropriate on what to wear.



    you should wear the suit and tie to applebees and the leather harness to the water park, right?
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    Jun 14, 2011 10:18 PM GMT
    I went on a date with this stud who walked in with skin tight black leather pants, a white dress shirt and a tight leather vest... while it was hot to look at, everyone else was staring at him too icon_razz.gif
  • JP85257

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    Jun 14, 2011 10:35 PM GMT
    Lets stay away from cock-rings or anything that will set off an alarm.
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    Jun 14, 2011 10:40 PM GMT
    Something you would not want to wear on a first date with me is any kind Red Sox gear.

    Example:

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