Where Do You Pee?

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    Jun 17, 2011 3:23 AM GMT
    Aside from your own house, or base, or residence, if you gotta go.......where do you pee if you aren't near a bathroom? Do you hold it in until you reach civilized facilities?

    What was your worst (or best) "holding it in" experince?

    Basically men can pee wherever they want to.

    Have you quickly taken a piss outside somewhere? In a bush? Behind a car?

    I've peed in all sorts of place . Is it gross to pee outside in an emergency?
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 17, 2011 3:56 AM GMT
    Good god...

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    Jun 17, 2011 4:17 AM GMT
    I pee anywhere there is the necessary minimum of privacy if I really have to go- in an alley, under a bridge, behind a tree, in between the building and a dumpster when the drive thru was too long at White Castle, off to one side of the car along the highway at night, behind the windmill at putt putt golf.
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    Jun 17, 2011 4:20 AM GMT
    hey if i got to go i am going of course with some privacy also not jsut going to whip it out in public
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    Jun 17, 2011 6:28 PM GMT
    I'm a guy.

    The World is my Urinal.
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    Jun 17, 2011 7:15 PM GMT
    Bad boy story: it was 1997, and I'd gone to a gay C&W bar called the "Timberline" in Seattle. Perhaps some of you knew it.

    I'd taken a bus down from the suburb of Lynnwood, because I wouldn't drive when I knew I'd be drinking. Plus as a disabled veteran my fare was only $0.25 each way, cheaper than gas, and without a downtown parking hassle.

    Only problem was I had to leave around midnight, sorta like Cinderella, or my pumpkin stopped running. So I raced out of the Timberline, having stayed a little too late and not having scored with a guy that night, to make the last bus to Lynnwood. And then I realized I had to pee really bad. I mean REALLY bad, not something I could hold for the additional 30+ minutes of the bus ride.

    So I ducked down a Seattle side street, and found a recessed doorway of some commercial building. I pissed on the wall. Half-drunk, I really was no better than a homeless wino, and that's just how I felt. I wasn't caught, and made my bus ride a lot more relieved.

    In the Army, of course, we peed out in the open all the time. And I remember in Arkansas once, in the early 80s, going with some civilians for a swimming party in a creek. And at one point several of the guys said they had to take a leak, and they just stood against some bushes on the bank in full view of the women a few feet away, their noisy streams clearly visible, as well as half of their bare butts. Nobody seemed concerned.

    Yet try that elsewhere and you'll go to jail. Interesting, the contradictions in our customs & laws.
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    Jun 17, 2011 7:39 PM GMT
    usually I pee from the terrace to the sidewalk...when its not too windy it tends to stay on the sidewalk...if its too windy and Im facing the wind I end up peeing myself. Where that pee is gonna go is just as predictable as the weather.
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    Jun 17, 2011 8:05 PM GMT
    I'm waiting for the inevitable reply from waitstaff.
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    Jun 18, 2011 12:10 AM GMT
    I prefer peeing from the balconies of high rises.
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    Jun 18, 2011 12:14 AM GMT
    I'm no mind reader, but I have a feeling the OP is bored. icon_neutral.gif
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    Jun 18, 2011 12:32 AM GMT
    If all else fails, in a ziplock bag...then dispose of properly.

    This is actually a useful tip during a post-disaster situation where water is scarce. Ziplocks can be used for "toilet" thus saving water that would be used to flush.
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    Jun 18, 2011 12:46 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidIf all else fails, in a ziplock bag...then dispose of properly.

    This is actually a useful tip during a post-disaster situation where water is scarce. Ziplocks can be used for "toilet" thus saving water that would be used to flush.


    Or you can go to yee old pissing tree...
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:42 AM GMT
    GAMRican saidIf all else fails, in a ziplock bag...then dispose of properly.

    This is actually a useful tip during a post-disaster situation where water is scarce. Ziplocks can be used for "toilet" thus saving water that would be used to flush.


    Fighter Pilots (and presumably any aircrew serving on an aircraft without a toilet) in the USAF get "piddle packs" when on flights over two hours.

    They are basically a small dry sponge in a ziplock back (the sponge locks in most of the piss so you don't have a big bag a piss sloshing loosely around the cockpit.

    And now for my TMI moment: I've pissed into a Coolatta cup when on a long trip where I really had no time to pull over.

    At least the Coolatta was recycled. icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:57 AM GMT
    ...in a glass of ice
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    Jun 18, 2011 2:45 AM GMT
    Pistons said...in a glass of ice

    Actually, you should follow the Martha Stewart canon and pee in an ice cube tray first to make urine cubes. That's what I do for my guests - no one likes their urine diluted by melting ice.
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    Jun 20, 2011 8:50 PM GMT
    Bushes on the side of the road , and once behind a dumster .