why do all straight men over 40 look like broke down ford taurases?

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    Jun 17, 2011 10:12 PM GMT
    I mean fo realz tho
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    Jun 17, 2011 10:15 PM GMT
    ?

    My first vehicle was a '98 F-150 extended cab (a teal color).

    What's wrong with F-150s?
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    Jun 17, 2011 11:18 PM GMT
    i love a seasoned F150 .
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    Jun 17, 2011 11:30 PM GMT
    Usually because they're already married, and don't give a fuck anymore.
    Or it could be because women just aren't as picky about aesthetics as gay guys.
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    Jun 17, 2011 11:46 PM GMT
    Ain't nothing sexier than a man in a beat up, dirty, jacked-up pick up truck.
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:18 AM GMT
    Iceblink saidAin't nothing sexier than a man in a beat up, dirty, jacked-up pick up truck.


    And there goes my cum all over the computer screen!
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:19 AM GMT
    Straight men over 40 = perfection. (under 40 works too).
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:22 AM GMT
    i'm over 40! hi!
  • Webster666

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    Jun 18, 2011 1:33 AM GMT
    Most straight men get no exercise, and eat anything and everything.
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:36 AM GMT
    taurases.... not a f150

    taurases


    its a typo but you should have been able to pick that up

    but to the OP, gay jocks should be the last ppl to "generalize"
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:38 AM GMT
    im over 40. My dad had a F150.
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:39 AM GMT
    Straight dudes look incredible. Absolutely incredible!
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:42 AM GMT
    better than a mopar product (unless it has a cummins turbodiesel)
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    Jun 18, 2011 1:50 AM GMT
    or a 70 hemi cuda
  • DanOmatic

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    Jun 18, 2011 1:58 AM GMT
    First, it's a Taurus. It was a dumpy-looking car way back when it came out as Ford's new big thing. It's not a truck, but one of the most un-cool cars every marketed.

    It would be wrong to say that ALL straight men over 40 look like they've been put through the wringer, but many of them do look like they have one foot in the grave. As a couple of guys on here have pointed out, most straight guys have no clue about eating healthy or getting decent exercise, and many just let themselves go to seed right after gettiing married and having kids. Sometimes when I'm around married straight men over 40, they give off a vibe of such desperation that it's kind of depressing.
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    Jun 18, 2011 2:07 AM GMT
    Didn't this begin as a broke down Ford F-150 thread?
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    Jun 18, 2011 2:19 AM GMT
    paulflexes saidUsually because they're already married, and don't give a fuck anymore.
    Or it could be because women just aren't as picky about aesthetics as gay guys.


    Both cases are true my friend. Women aren't the visual creatures that men are.
  • Anto

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    Jun 18, 2011 3:02 AM GMT
    why do all straight men over 40 look like broke down ford taurases?

    1. Wife
    2. Kids
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:19 AM GMT
    Straight men over 40 look like shit cause they need DICK! If they would have a cum facial every once in a while, they would look decent.
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:22 AM GMT
    ^^^LOL^^^
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:28 AM GMT
    Not some of the straight men around here. I can think of a few at my gym and more I've met surfing who are fit and handsome! They are so hot I keep wondering how can they possibly be straight?
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:30 AM GMT
    Is the OP talking about Brad Pitt or Patrick Dempsey?
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    I feel sorry for guys (mostly straight) that allow their physical and mental state deteriorate into the Taurus. Our pop culture more or less tells straight men that they're just a provider after 40. You know, "don't wear that, it's to young for you, don't listen to that, it's to much for you." Basically it's the "isn't it time that you grow up" mentality that wears them down till they say fck it. Next thing you know they're having a midlife crisis cause they crack. It awful watching it happen to my straight friends pushing into 40. Not all of them, but most.
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:34 AM GMT
    When I was 15 we had an F150. One morning I was getting ready for school at 6:30 am and I looked out the window and saw our truck pulling out from in front of our house. I was like "where is my dad going this early in the morning?". Then I went to my parent's room and both my parents I'm there and I'm like uh dad I think our truck just got stolen. M dad's all wtf how do you know, I'm like I saw it pull away.

    =/
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    Jun 18, 2011 3:50 AM GMT
    dekiruman saidI mean fo realz tho


    It's called AGING. Women around 40 are practically infertile. Late thirties and forties is the Autumn of the human life cycle in the modern West. Yes, we can delay deep Winter from setting in, but that doesn't change the fact that we exist in a state of perpetual decline post mid-twenties. Skin loses elasticity, metabolisms slow down, sex hormones drop off, wrinkles set in, the jaw line sags, the eyes look perpetually tired.

    Many gay men look like shit, too, after 40. Those that you see online on a site like this typically are anomalies or they wouldn't put themselves in harms way. They have plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures, they take growth hormones and exogenous testosterone. They are not as nature made them to be at 40+

    I consider myself EXTREMELY lucky in this area. And it's not because I eat so well, or always get the right amount of sleep or live an upstanding lifestyle. It's just the luck of the genetic draw. My parents are both extraordinary young looking. But I don't have a chip on my shoulder about it nor do I condemn those who look weatherd at 40. That's the rule, not the exception.

    Here is the bottom line: One can exercise, eat well, get plenty of rest and STILL LOOK OLD. It's the laws of nature and genetics.

    I think in our society aging is considered immoral. If you look OLD, no matter how old you actually are, you MUST be doing something WRONG.

    Don't we wish. We want so much to think we have control over the aging process and that as long as we live a healthy lifestyle, it'll all look perpetually youthful.

    It just isn't so.*

    **Note that my post says NOTHING about the fact that some older men look old and are STILL considered attractive by some younger men; nor does my post say that EVERY man over 40 looks washed up. I'm speaking, rather in general terms.