Damn you people who's idea of sex is going starfish

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    Jun 18, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
    What's up with my sexual partners all going starfish on me? I want us to fuck; not just me fuck a lifeless corpse. I might as well just go home and masturbate, because it's more satisfying and takes way less energy.

    Be honest, how many of you go starfish out there?

    Oh, and since you all might need a definition of starfish: a person that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, he/she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.
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    Jun 18, 2011 10:34 PM GMT
    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    I love fucking starfish. I mean the actual ones from the ocean.
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    Jun 18, 2011 10:41 PM GMT
    Bale02 saidOh, and since you all might need a definition of starfish: a person that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, he/she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.
    That's what a St. Andrew's Cross is for.

    Strapped_to_St_Andrews_Cross_in_Public.p

    The crowd is optional.
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    Jun 18, 2011 11:23 PM GMT
    Judge: "You have been charged with having sexual intercourse with your dead wife's corpse. That is just sick! How do you plead?"

    Defendant: "Not guilty, Your Honor! I didn't know she was dead. She never moved while she was alive, either!"

    Judge: "I know that feeling. Case dismissed!"
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    Jun 18, 2011 11:48 PM GMT

    Maybe they lie still like that because they think they are being autopsied not fucked. dark-girl-happy.gif

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    Jun 18, 2011 11:54 PM GMT
    Bale02 said

    Be honest, how many of you go starfish out there?




    Well, at least if I lose a limb it grows back. I bet you can't do that.
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    Jun 19, 2011 2:31 AM GMT
    OMG !!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!! This killed me
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    Jun 19, 2011 2:33 AM GMT
    BAHAHAHA! I think I was dating a starfish. Maybe I'll have better luck fucking a real starfish than a metaphorical one..
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    Jun 19, 2011 2:35 AM GMT
    aww starfish so cute

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    Jun 19, 2011 2:35 AM GMT
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    Jun 19, 2011 2:37 AM GMT
    I'd fuck Patrick in a hot, gay second!

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    Jun 19, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    monet saidI'd fuck Patrick in a hot, gay second!

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    I wanna make him take off his shorts and just stand in front of me. Just, stand there. Then leave silently.
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    Jun 19, 2011 2:40 AM GMT
    Timbales saideb6a574d3aae28219ad49ebb25b1e04c


    I bet that would give one hell of a beej
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    Jun 19, 2011 3:04 AM GMT
    monet saidI'd fuck Patrick in a hot, gay second!

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    I'm not really into tentacles.. but I could experiment. lol
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    Jun 19, 2011 3:05 AM GMT
    JB82 saidHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    I love fucking starfish. I mean the actual ones from the ocean.


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    Jun 19, 2011 3:07 AM GMT
    monet saidI'd fuck Patrick in a hot, gay second!

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    icon_smile.gif something I always like to hear lol
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    Jun 19, 2011 3:07 AM GMT
    LOL?
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    Jun 19, 2011 3:11 AM GMT
    Once I slip them the roofy, they usually end up like that. icon_wink.gif
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    Jun 19, 2011 4:00 AM GMT
    JB82 saidHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

    I love fucking starfish. I mean the actual ones from the ocean.


    Argh, so much penis-starfish chaffing


    Greenhopper said
    monet saidI'd fuck Patrick in a hot, gay second!

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    icon_smile.gif something I always like to hear lol


    I'd prefer SpongeBob since he's for sure at least soft and spongy.
    Much more comfortable.
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    Jun 19, 2011 11:53 AM GMT
    Bale02 said

    I'd prefer SpongeBob since he's for sure at least soft and spongy.
    Much more comfortable.


    Give this guy a try. Plus, you can find any fat-roll and stick it in!icon_lol.gif

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    Jun 19, 2011 12:07 PM GMT
    "Going starfish" is a new term for me.
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    Jun 19, 2011 12:13 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said"Going starfish" is a new term for me.


    I thought it means slicing urself in half and becoming 2
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    Jun 19, 2011 12:16 PM GMT
    Art_Deco said"Going starfish" is a new term for me.


    How about cuttlefish? It's when you squirt and swim away.
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    Jun 19, 2011 12:28 PM GMT
    Bunjamon said
    Art_Deco said"Going starfish" is a new term for me.


    How about cuttlefish? It's when you squirt and swim away.



    HAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Isn't that going "squid"?

    I am literally laughing out loud!! "I met a great guy, so I went to his place and went cuddlefish on his ass!"
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    Jun 19, 2011 10:51 PM GMT
    StudlyScrewRite said
    Bale02 said

    I'd prefer SpongeBob since he's for sure at least soft and spongy.
    Much more comfortable.


    Give this guy a try. Plus, you can find any fat-roll and stick it in!icon_lol.gif

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    Oh baby, so sexy I might just to shoot myself in the face with a gun