Jun 18, 2011 10:24 PM GMT
What's up with my sexual partners all going starfish on me? I want us to fuck; not just me fuck a lifeless corpse. I might as well just go home and masturbate, because it's more satisfying and takes way less energy.
Be honest, how many of you go starfish out there?
Oh, and since you all might need a definition of starfish: a person that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, he/she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.
Be honest, how many of you go starfish out there?
Oh, and since you all might need a definition of starfish: a person that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, he/she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.