Uncomfortable Changing in Front of a Transgender/Transvestite?

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    Jun 20, 2011 6:08 AM GMT
    I walked into the gym locker room today, to change into my onesie to waddle in the shallow side of the pool and ge my fitness on, to find a transgender/transvestite sitting crossed legged on one of the benches eating a salad. Her body resembled that of a beautiful fit women. However, her face resembled that of George Burns. She (wait, am I allowed to call her she?) was wearing a pink skirt over black bike shorts coupled with a matching pink turtle neck. She also had touch of pink blush on her wrinkly cheeks.

    My first thought was: "Why the hell is she eating in the locker room?"
    My second thought was: "Justin Bieber has that same haircut."
    My third thought was: "I wonder how the straight men would react in his magnificent sight? This is going to be very interest"

    Picture this as the locker room, a large four wall room with stacking lockers lined up against each wall. The benches are in front of the lockers. Two entrances, one to get into the locker room and the other to the showers.

    I usually go in and out of the locker room with no time wasted but not this time. This time I am going to sit and watch things unfold.

    I set my gym bag on one of the benches adjacent to where she was sitting and start pulling out my pre-workout mix. I eyed the room to see the people's reaction. (note: I personally have no problems with transgenders/transvestites. I think they are courageous and I love that they are not afraid of expressing themselves). None of them were changing, they were just putting there things away, damn!

    Then, some guy with a towel wrapped around his waist walks out of the shower and towards the lockers. He was maybe in his mid 30s, about 5'10", muscular, shaved head, beard, tattooes on his back and arms and hardcore looking. I couldn't figure out if he was gay or straight until I looked at his feet and he was wearing birkenstocks. Yes! Straight!

    As he walk towards his locker he spots the lady sitting on the bench... still eating. His face made this strange expression kinda like a mix between WTF and fear. I thought, oooohhh this is going to be good. His locker was opposite wall from where the lady was sitting. He gets to his locker and pulls out all of his stuff all the while taking glances at the lady to see if she was looking at him. She was not. She was too busy eating away at her salad. *crunch*crunch*crunch*. He put on his t-shirt first with the towel still on. Next he reaches for his track pants and then his boxers. He puts his boxers in his pants, drop his towel, takes another glance at the lady (no she still wasn't looking at him. *crunch*crunch*crunch*), and makes a quick jump one leg at a time into his pants. (Un)fortunately his left foot goes into his left pocket and his right foot didn't make it in at all. He started hopping around trying to balance himself and *slips* then he slips and falls on his back and his pants goes flying off. *SMACK* He is on the floor buttnaked.

    Being the passive quiet asian that I am.... I bursted out laughing. I pretended to cough to cover up the laughter and asked him if he was okay. He said "yeah, yeah", quickly jumped up, picked up his pants and forced his pants on. I looked over at the lady and she was still eating away at her salad. I don't even think she realized he fell.

    I think its hilarious that straight men assume that gay man will check them out if they were ever naked. I think its even more hilarious when they are afraid of transgender/transvestite checking them out.

    Tranny 1. Straight guy 0.

    However, I believe some gay guys would be uncomfortable being hit on/watched by transgenders/transvestites as well.
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    Jun 20, 2011 6:24 AM GMT
    how long does it take to eat a salad and that's kind of a akin to eating in your bathroom icon_razz.gif

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    Jun 20, 2011 7:14 AM GMT
    cold saidI also enjoy it when people fall down.
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    *falls down on ur cock*
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    Jun 20, 2011 7:20 AM GMT
    hahahaha this story made me laugh...I had a pretty depressing day and needed a good laugh icon_biggrin.gif

    I just wonder why the transvestite wouldn't change in the women's locker room...but anyways, in an indirect way the guy getting dressed was being an ass and that's exactly where he ended...flat on his ass hahahaha
  • JP85257

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    Jun 20, 2011 7:22 AM GMT
    Trannys annoy me.

    Ive met one that I have not considered a "dysfunctional man." The rest of them are nuts.

    Also...Im not uncomfortable changing in front of anyone.
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    Jun 20, 2011 7:25 AM GMT
    adam228 saidhow long does it take to eat a salad and that's kind of a akin to eating in your bathroom icon_razz.gif
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    Jun 20, 2011 7:26 AM GMT
    JP85257 saidTrannys annoy me.

    Ive met one that I have not considered a "dysfunctional man." The rest of them are nuts.

    Also...Im not uncomfortable changing in front of anyone.


    we know. you apparently hate native americans, lesbians, and transvestites.
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    Jun 20, 2011 7:29 AM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    JP85257 saidTrannys annoy me.

    Ive met one that I have not considered a "dysfunctional man." The rest of them are nuts.

    Also...Im not uncomfortable changing in front of anyone.


    we know. you apparently hate native americans, lesbians, and transvestites.

    I dont hate anyone. There are groups of people that annoy me.

    Its a long list too.
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    Jun 20, 2011 8:27 AM GMT
    Did he have a big dick? icon_eek.gif

    (The guy who fell I mean, not the tranny).

    I don't approve of eating in the locker room, but I guess the tranny has to go in the male locker room since she's biologically male and I suppose the women would complain if she was in their locker room.

    I don't know how I would feel about it, to be honest, it would probably make me uncomfortable.
  • Bunjamon

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    Jun 20, 2011 1:52 PM GMT
    If she's living her life as a woman I'm wondering why she doesn't use the women's locker room?
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    Jun 20, 2011 2:25 PM GMT
    Hahaha Tranny 1 Straight 0!

    That tranny has class! Even a guy falling buttnaked on the floor won't stop her from eating salad in the locker room!
    It depends. I guess to some extend I can get a bit uncomfortable being hit by anyone in the locker room. A quick glance by the way won't hurt as much as constant ogling or wide eyed stares.
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    Jun 20, 2011 2:39 PM GMT
    I'm more curious to know why the tranny chooses the locker room of all places to eat her salad. It's not really the first place I'd think of to have a meal, particularly with all the funky smells.
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    Jun 20, 2011 2:45 PM GMT
    LMAO, I think the funniest part is envisioning you in the locker room, watching all this and mentally putting together this story. Can't wait for the movie! LOL
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:01 PM GMT
    You swim in a onesie?
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:12 PM GMT
    Won't lie. I'd be uncomfortable.
  • HndsmKansan

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    Jun 20, 2011 3:21 PM GMT
    I tend to be so focused on what I'm doing, I might not have even noticed and if I had, I probably would have gone about my business without giving much thought.

    Glad the straight guy fell on his ass and glad he/she didn't give him the time of day.
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:38 PM GMT
    I guess you had to be there.
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:40 PM GMT
    That must have been one hell of a salad.
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    AvadaKedavra said
    I think its hilarious that straight men assume that gay man will check them out if they were ever naked. I think its even more hilarious when they are afraid of transgender/transvestite checking them out.


    Ironically, even though it was because you wanted to see his reactions to the transvestite, you sure seemed to have checked him out XD
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:47 PM GMT
    I'm not sure I quite understand???

    Was this a guy going to a women or a women going to a guy or a unisex changing room or what
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    Jun 20, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    I would probably be noticing the guy who is staring at me trying to see if I'll look at the tranny. Lol
  • rf_dal

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    Jun 20, 2011 3:55 PM GMT
    All I heard was onsie/salad...
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    Jun 20, 2011 4:08 PM GMT
    Thats hilarious, it would have been funny to see that guy try but his shorts on.

    I tried that once, trying to put on my boxer briefs with the towel over all. I couldn't really pull up my undie, and i was thinking am I doing it wrong? Lets just say people saw my ass anyways...since then, I said who cares if guys look icon_redface.gif
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    Jun 20, 2011 5:24 PM GMT
    buddha_the_god said
    AvadaKedavra said
    I think its hilarious that straight men assume that gay man will check them out if they were ever naked. I think its even more hilarious when they are afraid of transgender/transvestite checking them out.


    Ironically, even though it was because you wanted to see his reactions to the transvestite, you sure seemed to have checked him out XD


    I was watching him. I wouldn't call it checking him out. Kinda like how you watch the mailman as he approaches your block to see if he has any mail for you.

    wait, thats a bad example since this is a gay website and there are guys who want to have sex with any man in a uniform.
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    Jun 20, 2011 5:26 PM GMT
    Pure saidDid he have a big dick? icon_eek.gif

    (The guy who fell I mean, not the tranny).

    I don't approve of eating in the locker room, but I guess the tranny has to go in the male locker room since she's biologically male and I suppose the women would complain if she was in their locker room.

    I don't know how I would feel about it, to be honest, it would probably make me uncomfortable.


    I have no idea. He was facing the lockers while he was changing. When he fell he kinda bounced onto his side and I was laughing so hard that I didn't try looking.