What advice would you give to this little fatty?

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    Jun 20, 2011 9:03 PM GMT
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    I took this at a park in Niagara Falls, New York, this past weekend. I guess it's time to install little squirrel treadmills. icon_smile.gif

  • RSportsguy

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    Jun 20, 2011 10:04 PM GMT
    He should stick with carrots or other vegetables and lay off the chips!!
    Great pic BTW!! icon_biggrin.gif
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    Jun 20, 2011 10:06 PM GMT
    Squirrel is so cute! I wanna grab a mallet and pound it to an adorable pulp! =DDDD!
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    Jun 20, 2011 10:08 PM GMT
    p90x
  • musicdude

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    Jun 20, 2011 10:10 PM GMT
    i hear squirrel fur jock straps will be in this winter
  • OCstang

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    Jun 20, 2011 10:27 PM GMT
    Pistons saidp90x


    This is the after pic for the P90x squirrel

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    Jun 20, 2011 10:39 PM GMT
    OCstang said
    Pistons saidp90x


    This is the after pic for the P90x squirrel

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    LOLicon_lol.gif now that is what all squirrels should look like...
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    Jun 20, 2011 10:43 PM GMT
    MuchMoreThanMuscle saidThey all look fat when they sit like that.

    Squirrels can't get too fat otherwise they would not be able to glide and jump around.

    That slice of orange looks nutritiously delicious, by the way.



    I think if you saw this guy in person (in squirrel?), you'd think differently. I don't think he'll be doing much gliding. That's a bag of Pringles potato chips (cheddar flavored, or something). No oranges for him.
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    Jun 20, 2011 10:48 PM GMT
    My best advice would be telling it to run fast or I'll be having squirrel meat for dinner.
  • jim_sf

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    Jun 20, 2011 11:00 PM GMT
    "Eat up. It's going to be a long winter."
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    Jun 21, 2011 1:09 AM GMT
    musicdude saidi hear squirrel fur jock straps will be in this winter



    HAHAHAHA! Where do I get one? Winter gets cold in WI...
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    Jun 21, 2011 1:18 AM GMT
    OCstang said
    Pistons saidp90x


    This is the after pic for the P90x squirrel

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    bahahaha that's awesome!
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    Jun 21, 2011 3:27 AM GMT
    .22 calibre KABLOOEY!!!
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    Jun 21, 2011 3:56 AM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2011 4:00 AM GMT
    monet saidwhack%20a%20mole.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHE


    This picture is full of awesome. From his chin pubes to the bottle of Fiji water he holds in his other hand.
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    Jun 21, 2011 4:36 AM GMT
    What advice would you give to this little fatty?

    I'd tell him not to worry about a thing, because I'm sure squirrels have chubby chasers too.

    If, however, he feels too persecuted in the homeland, he should emigrate to Japan and try to pass himself off as a rare breed of Tanuki. Then his unbridled gluttony. torpid cunning, and colossal cojones will seem normal perfectly acceptable.
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    Jun 21, 2011 5:33 AM GMT
    "Squirrel, if you keep this up you'll end up sad and alone. No one will want your nuts if you're a fatty."
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    Jun 21, 2011 5:36 AM GMT
    Ermine said"Squirrel, if you keep this up you'll end up sad and alone. No one will want your nuts if you're a fatty."


    Aww I want to cuddle fat squirrel :3 Then squeeze it tight till it stops moving forever =D!!
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    Jun 21, 2011 5:47 AM GMT
    haha its a bear squirrel
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    Jun 21, 2011 7:24 AM GMT
    it´s just fluffy.
  • Timbales

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    Jun 21, 2011 12:17 PM GMT
    Squirrels do a lot of cardio
  • jim_sf

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    Jun 21, 2011 3:03 PM GMT
    AvadaKedavra saidhaha its a bear squirrel


    Well, he's already pretty furry....
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    Jun 21, 2011 3:11 PM GMT
    Have the squirrel do:

    1. Join RJ
    2. Do pushup challenge with us

    Wait, but is this a cute gay squirrel? icon_confused.gif
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    Jun 21, 2011 3:23 PM GMT
    OCstang said
    Pistons saidp90x


    This is the after pic for the P90x squirrel

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRGyMLQuJs8LfZ8ogxoWSU


    i'd definitely run the other direction. wouldn't want to even cross his path. eekicon_eek.gif
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    Jun 21, 2011 3:23 PM GMT
    Rockbiter saidP6090263.JPG


    I took this at a park in Niagara Falls, New York, this past weekend. I guess it's time to install little squirrel treadmills. icon_smile.gif


    Would tell him his bulk is progressing nicely.......BUD