Ridiculous Products/Merchandise to be ever created

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    Jun 21, 2011 6:02 PM GMT
    Alright people start posting products that really the the question in the ? mark

    For example

    Jar Jar Binks Candy Tongue

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    Who would ever want to suck on that!! icon_eek.gificon_eek.gif


    This thread was inspired from http://www.cracked.com/article_19269_the-16-most-baffling-pieces-official-merchandise-ever.html

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    Jun 21, 2011 6:09 PM GMT
    Oh My.... Why am I having these nasty thoughts right now...icon_twisted.gif
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    Jun 21, 2011 6:32 PM GMT
    ESCESV saidOh My.... Why am I having these nasty thoughts right now...icon_twisted.gif


    don't worry everyone has them. there is nothing to worry about...... oh wait.
  • shred_thegnar

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    Jun 21, 2011 6:43 PM GMT



    Creepy product, esp. the listen in on others convo.
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    Jun 21, 2011 6:56 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2011 7:11 PM GMT
    shred_thegnar said


    Creepy product, esp. the listen in on others convo.


    Appear to be whispering conspiratorially with an accomplice. Once the nosey fuck has cranked the gizmo up to 'super-intrusive pin-drop level', go up to them, give them an almighty scream and then watch their ears bleed.
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    Jun 21, 2011 8:14 PM GMT
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  • LJay

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    Jun 21, 2011 8:33 PM GMT
    And imagine what the kids could do with fun shapes and the family dog.

    Jar Jar would be a lovely gift for the ladies?
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    Jun 21, 2011 8:42 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2011 8:54 PM GMT
    DJBoston said


    so far this is the dumbest thing ever.
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    Jun 21, 2011 8:58 PM GMT
    During the 1980s, we hapless Yorkshire folk were regularly assailed with this gem. (Doubtless she would have been further cheered by the 'Comfort Wipe' up her sclerotic jacksy.)

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    Jun 21, 2011 9:04 PM GMT
    Order now and you get a convenient 'Poop Freeze' carrying bag.

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    Jun 21, 2011 9:55 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2011 10:04 PM GMT
    Mil8 saidDuring the 1980s, we hapless Yorkshire folk were regularly assailed with this gem. (Doubtless she would have been further cheered by the 'Comfort Wipe' up her sclerotic jacksy.)



    She has such a soothing voice. I want her to bake me cookies.
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    Jun 21, 2011 10:09 PM GMT
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    Jun 21, 2011 10:51 PM GMT
    shred_thegnar said


    Creepy product, esp. the listen in on others convo.


    For normal hearing I suppose it may work, but add a hearing loss and you just get a ton of upward spread. Such a failing product.