All alone and clubbing in Chicago!

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    Jun 22, 2011 2:52 AM GMT
    Help!! I will be going to Chicago next week and wanted some advice on what clubs are the best ones (staying only 3 nights). Will be all alone so meeting people would be ideal!!
    Anyone offers a private tour? icon_smile.gif
    Read some reviews and it seems roscoes would be a good option. I need feedback from locals!
    Thank you guys!
  • cityguy39

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    Jun 22, 2011 4:13 AM GMT
    Side Tracks and Big Chicks, Rosco's is good dancing.
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:18 AM GMT
    Depends what you're looking for. I would agree with all of the above. If you're into unfriendly spray tan orange hotties and chicks who look like refugees from a Bebe clearance sale, then MiniBar might be a good place for you.

    The body nazi crowd loves the place. A lot of the staff has worked for various collegiate inspired online porn sites so the eye candy factor is often off the chart. The nicest bartender is Gregory. He's a giant walking slab of (Eastern European or something) meat and takes himself a lot less seriously than the hollow faced pouty lipped Aberzombie guys with abs you could cut yourself on that have been living on ice chips, post teen angst and the occasional load they suck out of a well paying customer on their off nights. That being said, I never have a bad time. Mostly because I enjoy judging people prettier than me to feel better about myself. And also because the friend most likely to drag me there always pays for the drinks.
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:58 AM GMT
    is BERLIN still there? i beat the over-loving fuck out of some meth'd out shirtless college musclehead cuz he pushed me for no reason at all. not exactly my proudest moment but it was a long time ago. he ran out into the cold all bloody with no shirt on. i didnt even get in trouble.

    that place was fucking awesome.
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    Jun 22, 2011 11:48 AM GMT
    Don_Guerrilla_de_Sodom saidDepends what you're looking for. I would agree with all of the above. If you're into unfriendly spray tan orange hotties and chicks who look like refugees from a Bebe clearance sale, then MiniBar might be a good place for you.

    The body nazi crowd loves the place. A lot of the staff has worked for various collegiate inspired online porn sites so the eye candy factor is often off the chart. The nicest bartender is Gregory. He's a giant walking slab of (Eastern European or something) meat and takes himself a lot less seriously than the hollow faced pouty lipped Aberzombie guys with abs you could cut yourself on that have been living on ice chips, post teen angst and the occasional load they suck out of a well paying customer on their off nights. That being said, I never have a bad time. Mostly because I enjoy judging people prettier than me to feel better about myself. And also because the friend most likely to drag me there always pays for the drinks.


    Lmao. I like your style!
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    Jun 22, 2011 11:50 AM GMT
    Thanks guys. Keep the tips coming!!! I just wanna have a good time. Cheers.
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    Jun 26, 2011 5:28 PM GMT
    Don_Guerrilla_de_Sodom saidDepends what you're looking for. I would agree with all of the above. If you're into unfriendly spray tan orange hotties and chicks who look like refugees from a Bebe clearance sale, then MiniBar might be a good place for you.

    The body nazi crowd loves the place. A lot of the staff has worked for various collegiate inspired online porn sites so the eye candy factor is often off the chart. The nicest bartender is Gregory. He's a giant walking slab of (Eastern European or something) meat and takes himself a lot less seriously than the hollow faced pouty lipped Aberzombie guys with abs you could cut yourself on that have been living on ice chips, post teen angst and the occasional load they suck out of a well paying customer on their off nights. That being said, I never have a bad time. Mostly because I enjoy judging people prettier than me to feel better about myself. And also because the friend most likely to drag me there always pays for the drinks.


    LMAO ROTFL icon_razz.gif man...you NAILED it icon_lol.gif