Famous Lines

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    Jun 22, 2011 3:46 AM GMT
    Over more than 10 decades Stars and their films have rocked moved and made us laugh. Some of the more memorable lines like

    "I'd Love to kiss ya...but I just washed my hair" -Bette Davis
    or
    "I'm not a bad person Melin...I've just been in a bad mood for 40 years"
    - Shirley McClean in Steel Magnolias

    ....and stuff like

    "Kiss me...Nothing makess me sicker!" ??????

    What lines have you heard that made you laugh cry or find
    unforgettable?

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    Jun 22, 2011 3:47 AM GMT
    "I find your lack of faith disturbing."
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    Jun 22, 2011 4:00 AM GMT
    "I Love Canada.............9 months winter and 3 more late in the fall"
    -Tallulah Bankhead on Jack Parr 1950's

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    Bette Davis on Joan Crawford:
    "She's fucked everything in Hollywood including LASSIE!"

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    Jun 22, 2011 4:02 AM GMT
    "These pretzels are making me thirsty."
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    Jun 22, 2011 4:03 AM GMT

    "Don't do anything reckless..."

    "You're apologizing for bleeding?"

    "You are sorta beautiful."

    "Do you want me to put you in the hospital?"

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    Jun 22, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    "From now on, no brother, no nephew, just the sounds of the ocean, puncuated by the soft voices of prostitutes lying about the enormity of my sexual organ."
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    Jun 22, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    "He's already pulled over; he can't pull over any further!"
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    Jun 22, 2011 4:11 AM GMT
    "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

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    "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."

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    "Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence."

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    All courtesy of Dr Strangelove
  • monet

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    Jun 22, 2011 4:23 AM GMT
    Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps.
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:20 AM GMT
    "Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? "
  • tobyb

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    Jun 22, 2011 6:49 AM GMT
    Bette Davis shortly after Joan Crawford's death: "They say you should only speak good of the dead. Joan is dead. Good!"
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    Jun 22, 2011 7:25 AM GMT
    "Food is for the weak
    Inner beauty is for ugly"

  • Webster666

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    Jun 22, 2011 7:26 AM GMT
    "What we have here is failure to communicate !"
    --Strother Martin to Paul Newman, in "Cool Hand Luke"

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    Jun 24, 2011 7:27 AM GMT
    Webster666 said"What we have here is failure to communicate !"
    --Strother Martin to Paul Newman, in "Cool Hand Luke"

    I remember that one. What a line!
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    Jun 24, 2011 7:31 AM GMT
    "Hell I like you - you can come over to my place and fuck my sister!"

    guess where.

    "Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother-fucking snakes on this mother-fucking plane!"

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    Jun 24, 2011 7:43 AM GMT
    My personal life guru

    "Son, when you participate in a sporting event, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

    "What religion am I?......You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity"

    and my personal favorite

    "I like my beer cold, my TV loud... and my homosexuals FLAMING!"
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    Jun 24, 2011 7:53 AM GMT
    MsclDrew saidMy personal life guru

    "Son, when you participate in a sporting event, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."

    "What religion am I?......You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity"

    and my personal favorite

    "I like my beer cold, my TV loud... and my homosexuals FLAMING!"


    Thank you, Homer Simpson!
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    Jun 24, 2011 8:03 AM GMT
    staples_jockey said
    whoever99 said
    Webster666 said"What we have here is failure to communicate !"
    --Strother Martin to Paul Newman, in "Cool Hand Luke"

    I remember that one. What a line!

    Wot we hef HEya esa FAILya tu coMOONiCATE!

    It was the accent that made it.


    What a film ...What a character....What a cast!
    Nobody but Strother could have done that so well!
    Does anyone know if He was the young kids Dad in "Bonnie and Clyde?"
    Not sure!
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    Jun 24, 2011 8:06 AM GMT
    When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. ~ lily Tomlin~

    I didn't mean to shoot the milkman last week..... but no abricot yoghurt!. I just lost my temper. ~Jo Brand~
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    Jun 24, 2011 8:22 AM GMT
    jprichva said"Miss Sandstone---Miss Sandy Sandstone? There are only two kinds of people in this world---my kind of people, and assholes."

    "If you love me just half as much as you love them little eggies, we're gonna be the happiest couple in the world."

    "Murder relieves tension."

    "Lick everything in the house!"

    "Oh Connie. I love you ever more than my hair color." "No, Raymond, I love YOU even more than MY hair color."

    (all quotes from the same movie)


    "Oh my God Almighty! Someone has sent me a bowel movement".
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    Jun 24, 2011 8:24 AM GMT
    One a my favourite scenes from Carwash with
    Antonio Fargas as the Gay Car wash guy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw0Nn1xSMHk

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    Jun 24, 2011 8:36 AM GMT
    The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. ~Roseanne~

    An open marriage is nature's way of telling you that you need a divorce.

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    Jun 24, 2011 9:36 AM GMT
    "I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "Where the hell's my waiter?"
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    Jun 24, 2011 12:09 PM GMT
    "When it comes to pain and suffering, she's right up there with Elizabeth Taylor." ~Truvy, Steel Magnolias, a movie I pointedly avoided watching until I met my guy who quotes lines from it all the time.




    This line above and "...taffeta, darling!".....


    Who said that line in what movie? (and no, it's not some drag queen I'm referencing!) icon_wink.gif
  • rnch

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    Jun 24, 2011 12:17 PM GMT
    "a middle class American man leads a life of quiet desperation"--quoted by many men, including my father.


    "never complain, never explain...just do what has to be done"--again, my father