My gym epic failed harder than usual today.

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    Jun 22, 2011 7:37 AM GMT
    They played "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars. Yeah, that's really gonna get people pumped up to lift weights... facepalm.
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    Jun 22, 2011 8:09 AM GMT
    Ever thought it's time to work out at home? You seem to hate your gym. Just sayin'.

    Then no one would cruise you. Oh wait...
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    Jun 22, 2011 8:40 AM GMT
    Pure saidEver thought it's time to work out at home? You seem to hate your gym. Just sayin'.

    Then no one would cruise you. Oh wait...


    I avoid the locker room for that reason.

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    Jun 22, 2011 11:02 AM GMT
    FearTheFall said
    Pure saidEver thought it's time to work out at home? You seem to hate your gym. Just sayin'.

    Then no one would cruise you. Oh wait...


    I avoid the locker room for that reason.

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    lol FTF changes in his car/on the bus.
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    Jun 22, 2011 11:26 AM GMT
    Dude, the power went out at my gym last night while I was there. Imagine a dark weight area full of hot, stinky, sweaty, big muscle straight dudes and no ventilation!!! It was incredible! I think I was getting high from their smell! =P
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    Jun 22, 2011 11:34 AM GMT
    I can top that. My gym, Retro Fitness in South Jersey, has a "retro cardio theater" where they show a film on a big screen. Sadly, it's almost always a chick flick. Dear John. Morning Glory. The worst was Terms of Endearment. Who wants to jog to "Give my daughter the shot!".
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    Jun 22, 2011 12:46 PM GMT
    I remember my gym back in my hometown playing "Do you believe in Magic", quite the song to pump weights to and run fast on the treadmill.
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    Jun 22, 2011 12:51 PM GMT
    They played Enrique Iglesia 'Buy A Mole' twice!! The horroricon_eek.gif
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    Jun 22, 2011 1:49 PM GMT
    jlly_rnchr saidI can top that. My gym, Retro Fitness in South Jersey, has a "retro cardio theater" where they show a film on a big screen. Sadly, it's almost always a chick flick. Dear John. Morning Glory. The worst was Terms of Endearment. Who wants to jog to "Give my daughter the shot!".

    Pop in a porn DVD and enjoy your "workout." icon_eek.gif
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    Jun 22, 2011 2:13 PM GMT

    I recommend headphones and an iPod.



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    Jun 22, 2011 2:18 PM GMT
    DJBoston said
    I recommend headphones and an iPod.





    Yep - slap those earphones in and just smile as everyone else is forced to listen to 'The Lazy Song' and 'Waving Flag'.... Also provides the perfect way of saying 'Leave me alone' without having to be rude. icon_cool.gif
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    Jun 22, 2011 2:31 PM GMT
    DJBoston said
    I recommend headphones and an iPod.
    Thank you! I was thinking the same thing. Geez, is it that hard to figure out! Only 90% of the people there have them.
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    Jun 22, 2011 3:45 PM GMT
    FearTheFall said
    Pure saidEver thought it's time to work out at home? You seem to hate your gym. Just sayin'.

    Then no one would cruise you. Oh wait...


    I avoid the locker room for that reason.

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    Instead you post pics of your bum on the net. Mmmm

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    Jun 22, 2011 3:51 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    FearTheFall said
    Pure saidEver thought it's time to work out at home? You seem to hate your gym. Just sayin'.

    Then no one would cruise you. Oh wait...


    I avoid the locker room for that reason.

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    Instead you post pics of your bum on the net. Mmmm


    Betcha if he ever did have to use the locker room to change, he could do the towel dance and not even the cleverly concealed high speed stop motion camera would catch a frame of his bum or his front.

    Brah got mad skillz, yo.
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    Jun 22, 2011 4:42 PM GMT
    Oh yea,

    My gym played a club remix of les mis's I dream a dream.

    Yea, you dont get much gayer than that.
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    Jun 22, 2011 4:46 PM GMT
    FearTheFall saidThey played "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars. Yeah, that's really gonna get people pumped up to lift weights... facepalm.



    mine does that too!
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    Jun 22, 2011 6:05 PM GMT
    sometimes mine plays country ballads......it's insane
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    Jun 22, 2011 9:58 PM GMT
    Lostboy said
    FearTheFall said
    Pure saidEver thought it's time to work out at home? You seem to hate your gym. Just sayin'.

    Then no one would cruise you. Oh wait...


    I avoid the locker room for that reason.



    Instead you post pics of your bum on the net. Mmmm

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    With a bum like that, who can blame him?

    At my last gym I kept hearing, "It's Raining Men". I think they were trying to tell me something. icon_biggrin.gif